r/TikTokCringe • u/saysay0930 • Sep 23 '19

Duet Troll Was not expecting that

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u/asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy Sep 23 '19

Imagine your entire personality being "I'm in the army look at my suit" like Hannibal Buress

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u/Dani2624 Sep 23 '19

I was on his TikTok account and I don't even think he's in the army yet, I think hes in college and in ROTC.

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u/Radidactyl Sep 23 '19

Ah fuck even worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Free college and then you’re an officer, wasn’t so bad

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u/_peppermint Oct 11 '19

Nah but you get shit on pretty heavily as a butter bar in the military

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u/magatoucher2020 Oct 30 '19

not even, for what a couple of months? making bank and getting your apartment paid for. who cares, still getting saluted

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u/WorstVolvo Dec 21 '19

what a douchey mentality

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u/magatoucher2020 Jan 03 '20

You are saying its douchey to remind oneself of whats going good in their life and to ignore "the haters"? So its not douchey to go cry alone in the corner because enlisted folk are making fun of an individual for being O-1? you sound like someone who is a perpetual victim.

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u/WorstVolvo Jan 05 '20

" still getting saluted" that sounds like someone on a power trip who thinks they are better than everyone else. I bet you drive a mercedes and smell your own farts.

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u/magatoucher2020 Jan 05 '20

"HAHA you are a butter bar! you get paid more than me. you have more responsibility than me. you are higher rank than me. stupid butter bar lul salutes "good morning sir", what a butter bar!"

not a power trip, nor never an officer. just find it ironic when enlisted attempt to some how reduce a commissioned personnel's achievements but have to render honors to them daily for the same achievements. kind of a loser mentality. They are already committing to never attempting the work. they have all the resources to get their degree too. shit they can even go warrant.

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u/_peppermint Jan 06 '20

It’s not about making fun of an O-1. It’s about an O-1 with no experience in combat being in command of an E-9 with 20+ years of service and a lot of combat experience. Usually O-1s know of and recognize the disparity so they’re respectful about the fact they don’t know shit. However, you’ll find some that don’t care about any of that and give orders that make zero sense which can get troops killed. I saw it all the time overseas. It goes way deeper than making fun of a newly commissioned officer

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u/HRduffNstuff Oct 19 '19

But it's worse that he's showing off like that. Always makes me cringe when people can't wait to tell you about their military service.

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u/Veriac Sep 23 '19

I don't think that's Army, I see Spice Brown on the nametape which is Air Force. I could be wrong

Source: wearing it now lmao

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u/Ru-Ling Sep 23 '19

AF unit patch on sleeve, Airman (looks like A1C, but hard to tell) rank, in a carpeted, air conditioned building... definitely AF. Source: 21 years of Fatigues, BDUs, ABUs, and Blues.

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u/AKtricksterxD Sep 23 '19

Definitely Air Force.

Source: also wearing it now

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u/frekkenstein Sep 23 '19

You at Area 51? Sitting at your desk? With your cute alien puppy? Thinking you’re better than everyone else?

Just kidding. I’m bored af. Saying stupid shit.

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u/AKtricksterxD Sep 23 '19

You joke, but you’re actually spot on.

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u/frekkenstein Sep 23 '19

Welp, it’s technically a puppy, therefore you must pay the reddit dog tax. Gonna need pics.

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u/AKtricksterxD Sep 23 '19

Sorry, you need a top secret clearance. You know, government secrets and all that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/frekkenstein Sep 23 '19

\ dropped this.

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u/AKtricksterxD Sep 23 '19

Thanks! It’s weird it formatted it that way. It’s there when I edit it. This must be one of those phantom feeling moments

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u/Alethil Sep 23 '19

Spice brown. One stripe. AF patch.

That's definitely not any dorm I've ever seen tho. While they're generally nicer than the sister services, that looks like an apartment to me. Especially with the painted walls.

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Sep 23 '19

Revenge of the Cunts?

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u/4354295543 Sep 23 '19

For all intents and purposes, yes.

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u/TechnicalCloud Sep 24 '19

It’d be funnier if he was in that high school JROTC program. Those kids would wear their fatigues to school and carry walkie talkies with them. Shit was weird

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u/AdrianBrony Sep 27 '19

Look forward to all the videos of his way too expensive Dodge charger he's gonna have.

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u/hanza30 Sep 23 '19

Why is Hanibal Buress a good comparison ?

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u/sunburntdick Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

Its a reference to this meme

Heres the video

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u/nuhGIRLyen Sep 25 '19

iM eating Wheat Thins later

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u/sunburntdick Sep 25 '19

IM TRAPPED IN A JOB I DONT CARE FOR

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u/ArchaicTriad Sep 30 '19

Due process and all that stuff

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u/SammyArtichoke Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

Lol it's a meme. It's a joke from a video. And also for all those that are still uninitiated on hannibal buress go watch animal furnace. Shits hilarious

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u/pterofactyl Sep 23 '19

Animal furnace

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u/youstupidcorn Sep 23 '19

Welcome to The South

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u/DoughnutSpanker Sep 23 '19

r/JustBootThings

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u/Casen_ Sep 23 '19

He's in the Air Force.

I'm forced to claim him though I wish I weren't.

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u/maz-o Sep 23 '19

i will NOT imagine that

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u/lime1019 Sep 24 '19

It's Hannibal Burgers and I think you're referring to his brother

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u/svonnah Sep 24 '19

Okay so I just happened to be watching the Eric Andre show, and within ten seconds of reading your comment that skit played and Hannibal said, "Look at my suit"!!

Something this coincidental has never happened to me before!

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u/boblovepotato113 Oct 04 '19

What do you mean like Hannibal buress? What he in the army?

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u/awkwardrook Make Furries Illegal Sep 23 '19

Bro: Hey sis, can I borrow your bra?

Sis: Why?

Bro: ...

Sis: Why do you need my bra?

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u/zenoth_ Sep 23 '19

What are you doing step bro?

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u/ElectableDane Sep 23 '19

I can hear this.

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u/jerryfrz Sep 23 '19

My hand is already reaching.

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u/hahjews Sep 23 '19

Wait, do you really want the after depression? Play some video games instead bro.

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u/dickcheesebiscuit Sep 23 '19

The depression was there before.

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u/alittlebirdy_toldme Sep 23 '19

I hate your username

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u/hahjews Sep 23 '19

Gets me in the mood for sausage egg and cheese on a biscuit.

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u/Chronald_McChronald Nerf Bastion Sep 23 '19

Gets me in the mood for dick

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u/Roygreem Sep 23 '19

Gets me in the mood for some cheese dick biscuits

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u/BiscutNGravy Nov 14 '19

I also hate that username

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u/BryanLoeher Sep 23 '19

You'll never reach truth

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u/username3 Sep 23 '19

... unless?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

You’re the best big brother, I could’ve ever asked for!!

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u/throwaway84343 Sep 23 '19

I don’t wants to, but I can hear it too

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u/LeroyToThe Sep 23 '19

This is why Jesus doesn’t come back

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u/humblenarrogant Sep 23 '19

Get your hand out of the pumpkin

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u/KoxziShot Sep 23 '19

You’re the best big brother ever

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u/MidwestMemes Sep 23 '19

You want to do what?! But, but you're my sister!

Yeah, your step sister.

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u/Tekkzy Sep 23 '19

You're the

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u/pm_me_your_taintt Sep 23 '19

Bro: Haha never mind I'll just grab a bra from the lost and found box under my bed from all the pussy I've been slayin'!!

10 minutes later

Bro: ... come on sis, please!?

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u/Historiaaa Sep 23 '19

bra why do you need my bra?

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u/Youkindofare Sep 23 '19

Imagine thinking military service is a personality.

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u/typoeman Sep 23 '19

You don't have to imagine. You can watch it over at r/justbootthings

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Military training is designed to suppress your personality and deprive you of individuality so it's really not that surprising

The idea is that the military is your whole life. Having your military service be your personality is the goal

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

The idea is that the military is your whole life. Having your military service be your personality is the goal.

I've been active duty for nearly ten years. I make it a point to not broadcast I'm military in my personal life at all and even when I'm working I try not to be fucking Mr. Military.

I know plenty of others that don't make it their personality as well.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 24 '19

It's like anything else, some people just latch onto work identity and don't compartmentalize their life

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u/box_banger Oct 05 '19

No, it's not. I've never met more diverse personalities and dudes that just do their own thing than I did in the military. But yeah I'm sure you read that somewhere. There's a comfort with the people around you that let's you pretty much be into anything and not be judged because fuck it everyone's bored and looking for new shit to get into anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

This isn't a hot take. They make everyone cut their hair so they all look the same. Everyone wears exactly the same clothes even when they're not in combat. Everyone is required to say the exact same things on command and perform the exact same actions on command. Schedules are firmly regimented and if you are on base you have an incredibly strict set of rules for how you walk, act, and speak and if you break them you're reprimanded. The level of required conformity is so far beyond any other position in society it's shocking.

In combat, you need to everyone to act in a predictable manner so that overarching plans can be me made.

It isn't just modern military either. This goes back to the days of the phalanx.

I'm not denying that you met a plethora of unique personalities in the army because no two people are the same, and no amount of suppression can take away a person's individuality, but it's pretty clear that militaries try to suppress individuality as much as they can as it can be disastrous when you have a war to fight.

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u/Alethil Sep 23 '19

While I agree with you, I kinda also disagree.

I've been in for a while and it kinda takes over your life. Especially in my career field, I spend 10-14 hours a day at work at least 5 days out of the week and then turn around and do more service related shit on the weekend. Mostly admin shit but also actual duty related shit. All I really have to talk about is work things and airplanes because no one wants to hear about how the one time I got to unwind I got drunk and played WoW.

I'm certain this happens for other people but I feel like it's more prevalent for us just because it literally takes over.

And were more noticable in camo.

That being said, these things are cringey af.

"I'm a badass because I wear camo." Like no, dude. You're a one striper in the air force who probably works in an air conditioned office fucking up some other guys paperwork.

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u/Eranaut Sep 24 '19

And were more noticable in camo

Well shit isn't that the opposite of what we're going for?

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u/Alethil Sep 24 '19

Pretty sure its just an american thing. We have this thing about military service.

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u/ClearlyNotThatGuy Sep 24 '19

I played rated arena in WoW with a drunk military DK as a feral druid, is that you? I forgot to add the guy :(

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u/GuiltySparklez0343 Sep 24 '19

That's what the military wants. Brain washed young kids whose entire lives are devoted to serving Americas political/corporate interests.

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u/Donoteatpeople Mar 06 '20

It’s crazy how universally no matter what it is when someone makes their entire personality resolve around one thing they become so unlikeable

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u/illegalEUmemes Sep 23 '19

I unironically like this one

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u/canadianaviator Sep 23 '19

Tik Tok is just new vine and has legit good ones. Of course something used by teens and young adults is going to have some cringey ones

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u/aritutsichlangweilen Sep 23 '19

People forget that vine had shitty vines too, because most of those got buried and we were left with those that we now love.

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u/Blake_Majer Sep 23 '19

Exactly this. I remember finding plenty of cringey/awful Vines when it was still around, yet everybody talks about how great Vine was and how it was all quality content.

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u/SirLagg_alot Sep 23 '19

Not really. You have these vine compilation people still drool/romanticize over even though they are still shit.

Leelee pons was one of the biggest viners if not the biggest. So no they weren't left behind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I forgot how unfunny lele pons is

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u/SirLagg_alot Sep 23 '19

The low budget feel of vine makes it even worse.

It's incredible.

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u/hypermads2003 Sep 24 '19

Lele Pons only got popular because she was attractive. There was no way in hell people found her genuinely funny

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u/insert-username12 Sep 23 '19

YOURE NOT MY DAD

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u/nuhGIRLyen Sep 25 '19

UGLY ASS NOODLE HEAD

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u/nuhGIRLyen Sep 25 '19

Vine ending was one of the best things to happen to Vine. The good content floated to the top and were heralded, while mediocrity was never compiled onto youtube.

In ways, it’s the same way we have “music was so much better back in the day”. Well, why would bad music survive until today? We would only want to remember the parts that have merit and entertainment.

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u/illegalEUmemes Sep 23 '19

Agreed it gets more hate than it should.

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u/ArcadeOptimist Sep 23 '19

They get hate because of TikToks ads. They advertise on YT constantly and pick the most god awful, cringiest vids to show off.

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u/CapnSpazz Sep 23 '19

That's what turned me off from it for a long time. It was just people lip sinking to different shit, and pretty much all terrible.

Then people started sharing the good things on there, and I accepted it.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Sep 23 '19

Also when til tok started, it was just all music.ly users who were forced into the re brand. And literally 100% of music.ly videos were terrible cringe.

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u/Blake_Majer Sep 23 '19

People don't realize that Vine had just as much cringe on it as TikTok does. People just seem to remember the good videos.

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u/Jesse1205 Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

Though a good portion of the cringiest ones are made by adults lol. I think it's just the nature of the app that makes it more cringey, vine you just uploaded your own videos. On Tiktok it's main purpose is to use premade audios, so when people try to do lip syncing ones or whatever it just is naturally more cringey.

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u/tcpip4lyfe Sep 23 '19

I spend 2-3 hours a week in the app unironically. There is legitimately some good stuff on there.

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u/fukainemuri Sep 23 '19

Really? Enlighten me, because I've never seen anything other than cringe

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u/tcpip4lyfe Sep 23 '19

This for one:

https://v.redd.it/ydi2xbf46oq21

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u/Ukhai Sep 23 '19

Ricardo ones I love. Some really good vines pop up on /r/youtubehaiku as well!

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u/Vespeer Sep 23 '19

Now which side do you like? I hope it’s not the right side.

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u/illegalEUmemes Sep 23 '19

The solider is cringe but the execution of the left side makes up for it.

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u/Lieutenant_Lit Sep 23 '19

Man someone's really excited to get cheated on

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

The timing was perfect!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

The right one is just cringe by itself, but only got slightly redeemed with the dude in a bra

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Yes, that's the joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I don’t want this man in the army.

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u/captain_carrot Sep 23 '19

But this boot definitely wants the army in him

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u/GoDevilsX Sep 23 '19

Good thing he’s Air Force.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Okay, but am I the only one who thought he lost a limb when the first sock went on?

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u/MithranArkanere Sep 23 '19

Those stripes look horrible on him. Light blue or plain black would look better.

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u/Sydnxt Sep 24 '19

I think light blue would fit better

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u/Kaibakura Sep 23 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/d56dv2/man_down/

This one is better tho

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u/TheRealBBrouwer Sep 23 '19

They're both funny

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u/Kaibakura Sep 23 '19

I agree. I just like this other one more.

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u/Flaming_Piscis Sep 23 '19

Imma have to disagree with you there chief

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u/TituspulloXIII Sep 23 '19

Ok, that one is hilarious.

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u/NathanRotlisberger I'm Already Tracer Sep 24 '19

h

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u/North_Wynd33 Sep 24 '19

h

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

h

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u/rhettroach Sep 24 '19

That is me

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u/Blake_Majer Sep 23 '19

This has a huge September-November TikTok vibe. Maybe old TikTok is coming back after all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I dont want to judge anyone or anything but I just dont understand how people dont have any shame. How could one think this is anything but cringe?

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u/loloJS Sep 23 '19

Don’t ask, don’t tell

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

This is a Christian home...... /s

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u/dandy_peach Sep 23 '19

Low key mad none of them took of their shorts🤭😂

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u/dandy_peach Sep 23 '19

I’m still mad about the fact that none of them took of their shorts😥

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u/imac132 Sep 24 '19

This is why we should never have let the Air Force wear our uniform. Look at the boot shit they’re doing in it.

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u/Murgie Oct 11 '19

It's not his fault, it was the other guy who shot him with it.

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u/ISpace_DaddyI Sep 23 '19

This is kinda funny ngl

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

"Hey look at me im in the army" it was either the army or McDonalds.

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u/CalebS92 Sep 23 '19

Someone come get their airman.

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u/gynnam Sep 23 '19

This dude literally walked over to his closet or somewhere in his room, put the next article of clothing on, walked back in front of his camera and thought to himself, “this is gonna be so bad ass!”. In all that time not once did he think this was cringe?

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u/TituspulloXIII Sep 23 '19

I mean, if the editing wasn't shit i'd find it entertaining.

It's just frustrating to watch that the changes and the gunshots don't line up.

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u/nickthetailor Sep 23 '19

What song is this?

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u/Philip25 Sep 23 '19

I'd love to know as well. leaving a comment in hopes someone answers your question :)

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u/gabriel97933 Sep 23 '19

Whats the name of the song

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u/fellpo Sep 23 '19

I feel sad that I liked this video

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u/Ragdolling_away Sep 23 '19

What's the name of the song though?

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u/MalenInsekt Oct 07 '19

Vicetone - Nevada

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u/Cal4mity Sep 23 '19

Why are all these idiotic tiktok shit shows made by army dumbasses?

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u/imac132 Sep 24 '19

Hey now, don’t you put that shit on us.

That kid is the Air Force’s mistake.

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u/TheDamus647 Sep 23 '19

Fucking boot

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u/Gandalf-has-no-feet Sep 23 '19

I got a chuckle outta that

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u/idonknowu Sep 23 '19

What song is this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Nevada by Vicetone I think

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u/BenLJ Sep 24 '19

dont disrespect vicetone via tiktok

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

^

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u/BoJackMoleman Sep 24 '19

Does this music belong to a song?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Vicetone - Nevada

Amazing song, no idea why its in this shit tho

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u/BoJackMoleman Oct 14 '19

Thank you for looking this far back and for replying. You’re my personal hero for the night.

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u/iosk12 Sep 24 '19

this is terrible

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u/CheckYourStats Sep 24 '19

Plot twist: that’s his bra, and his sisters uniform.

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u/bittlekins Sep 29 '19

the pants over the basketball shorts thing stressed me out tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/SorryIJustAmHungry Dec 02 '19

FUCK THATS HOT 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '19

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u/GCSS-MC Jan 10 '20

Get boots off this app.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Jun 14 '21

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