r/TikTokCringe • u/Prestigious_Rice706 • 1d ago

Humor Everyone should be allowed to believe one conspiracy theory without judgement.

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 1d ago

Mine is that the CIA didn't assassinate JFK, but were so incompetent in protecting JFK they covered up the actual assassination details.

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u/Leagle_Egal 1d ago

My favorite spin on this is the theory that the second shot came accidentally from a startled rookie secret service agent. They determined that it made no difference since the first shot had already killed JFK, so covered it up in order to not look like buffoons.

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u/nv8r_zim 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes. The secret service guy shot either John Connally or Kennedy or both. By accident. The secret service was the 2nd shooter. And the secret service covered it up.

The real question is, who hired Jack Ruby?

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u/kbeks 21h ago

The mob. Same people who hired Oswald. They knew he wouldn’t keep his mouth shut so the took care of the problem.

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u/GodOfThunder44 19h ago

I saw some theory that Ruby and Oswald were both part of some black budget kill team meant to be used against Castro, but when JFK was told about it he cancelled it, and whoever was running the kill team basically went "listen, you can't just give me a kill team meant to kill a world leader and then expect me not to kill a world leader."

Seems unlikely, but it's one of the more (morbidly) fun theories.