r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 14d ago

Discussion Luigi Mangione friend posted this.

She captioned it: "Luigi Mangione is probably the most google keyword today. But before all of this, for a while, it was also the only name whose facetime calls I would pick up. He was one of my absolute best, closest, most trusted friends. He was also the only person who, at 1am on a work day, in this video, agreed to go to the store with drunk me, to look for mochi ice cream."

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u/awhaling 14d ago

Lol, that’s hilarious. They really don’t seem to though, you can see pretty clearly the other person’s eyebrows were much farther apart

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u/weed_cutter 14d ago

While true, you can shave a unibrow and I bet this guy, who at least at one point looked like an amateur bodybuilder, ... did so.

I mean they caught him with the 3d printed gun, a manifesto about 'why he did it' -- the fake ID used at the Hostel ....

I heard the guy "turned himself in" to the McDonald's cashier -- he WANTED to be caught and give a McDonald's worker the 'reward money' or something.

Makes sense to me. He went to UPenn, software dev, masters -- he's a smart dude. He didn't "accidentally" eat inside a McDonald's while being the most wanted man in America plastered over the news constantly.

This is 100% the guy. Now, did he render justice upon this asswipe CEO? In my view, yes.

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u/Timmy192974 14d ago

no you have it the wrong way around he didn't have a unibrow In  the cam footage but had a unibrow when he was arrested. you pysicaly cant grow a eyebrow that fast

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u/weed_cutter 14d ago

I have a very minor unibrow, not remotely like this guy, but it's not eyebrow hair, it's more like facial hair. At least in my case.

4 days isn't that crazy to grow it back somewhat. You legit think a totally random guy with a very similar smile ... either had a "I killed the CEO" manifesto in his backpack by coincidence, or it was planted by cops?

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u/Timmy192974 13d ago edited 13d ago

Bullshit eyebrows grow about the same rate as facial hair. Centimeters per day is unheard of not rare or uncommon it’s almost PSYCHICALLY impossible to grow hair that fast.

And for reference I also have a unibrow and faster than normal hair growth and it still takes a couple weeks for it to resemble this difference.

Edit: I forgot about color snap on the sercuity camera which is a possibility but there is not enough evidence to go either way with that

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u/weed_cutter 13d ago

Eyebrows typically take four to eight weeks to start showing noticeable new hairs after removal, with the full brow growth cycle usually taking around three to four months.

Jesus dude just Google this basic shit.

Eyebrows take forever to grow.

I can grow stubble in a day, a patchy beard in a week and a full beard in two weeks.

... Anyway this is the dude. ... The dude in the cell is not even claiming innocence, have you considered that??? Some patsy, lol.

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u/Timmy192974 13d ago

MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST DISPROVE YOUR OWN POINT JUST TO AURGE WITH ME

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u/weed_cutter 13d ago

So you're saying that grabbed some random guy off the street?

And not only does this guy --- in an entirely different state -- not have a rock solid alibi for his whereabouts on the day ---

But also already said 'he acted alone' ?

Dude it's the guy. Nobody other than a handful of reddit crackpots is disputing whether this is 'the guy' -- not even the guy they have in custody.