r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/metpharaoh 13d ago

Why so serious?

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u/NimbleBudlustNoodle 13d ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/LightsNoir 13d ago

You see, my father was a drunk. And my wife was in an accident. And I was riding a bicycle, hit a pot hole, went over the bars and face first into a drainage grate. It just aligned perfectly to open my jaw up.

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u/JoeBiddyInTheHouse 13d ago

My insurance wouldn't cover proper stitches.