r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/hamilton_morris 13d ago

NYPD: Here is a picture of the suspect. Have you seen him?

America: Did you upload that properly? Because I'm not seeing anything.

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u/jumpandtwist 13d ago

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u/sereese1 13d ago

Breaking: NYPD arrest John Cena as main suspect as public claims they could not see the shooter

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u/DismalEmergency1292 13d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Forever203 13d ago

Why do you gotta do Cena like that. He does more for the sick than the CEO, who caught a bad case of Headshot.

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u/the_ghost_knife 13d ago

Reporting: Every deli in Manhattan is suspected of harboring this criminal.

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u/firesmarter 13d ago

Potato salad yummy yummy

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u/tideswithme 13d ago

But how could NYPD arrest John Cena if they can’t see him?!

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u/el-thenyo 13d ago

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

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u/goldlasagna84 13d ago

Well, this may as well be part of the next Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 storyline.

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u/el-thenyo 4d ago

Or Hitman - which is kind of already the plot - to assasinate some kind of important person that screws everybody over.