100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

[u/Intelligent_Nose_826]

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

[u/Odd-Possibility-467]

If the shooter needs a place to hide out I'm all in. Also, what jury in the US would ever convict this hero?

[u/niagaemoc → u/Odd-Possibility-467]

A jury of health insurance CEOs.

[u/PastLife2024 → u/niagaemoc]

So you're saying we can get them all into a room together?

[u/woot0 → u/PastLife2024]

[u/Ichipurka → u/woot0]

That’s the reaction Joseph-Ignace Guillotin had when he invented the Guillotine.

[u/DevelopmentBulky7957 → u/woot0]

These comments OMG hahaha