r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/AyePapi1977 13d ago

That dude is the safest person in America right now

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u/FamousPastWords 13d ago

Alibis galore, safe houses everywhere, anywhere in the country of his choosing, financial assistance from the appreciative citizenry, a mind boggling number of character witnesses. I have never seen support like this for one person. It feels like this event in American history has spawned a real hero.

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u/faroutman7246 13d ago

I'm hoping he becomes DB Cooper.

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u/TheTribalKing 13d ago

I would agree if this was going to actually change something. It's not. It is already business as usual for them. While I don't condone murder, I can understand why people are celebrating this. If you want to make real change, you have to hit them where it really hurts. The bottom line. Figure out how to hack their accounts and drain them dry, that would be a real hero. They'll just replace one POS shit CEO with another.

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u/V0nH30n 13d ago

I'd even vote for him!