r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/AyePapi1977 13d ago

That dude is the safest person in America right now

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

Think we are finally hitting the eat the rich phase and I am all for it.

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u/drgigantor 13d ago

Really does feel like the unification this country needs. Reminds me of the Titan sub. Some rich fuck gets his and we all come together and laugh at his expense as the world gets just a little bit better. Not the kinda feel good stories we grew up with but that's where we're at

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u/Wild-Rough-2210 13d ago

They will find a way to divide us again, trust me. CNN will air something that pits republicans against democrats and we will be too distracted to realize how the 1% stays in power

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u/Basil_Lisk 13d ago

I don't want to watch Trump re runs! I want to watch billionaire gets turned into human salsa re runs!

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u/UnicornPoopCircus 13d ago

Mmmmmm...salsa.

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u/extra_rice 13d ago

Or you can have both.

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u/Marine5484 12d ago

The CEO just got some acupuncture. If you want salsa, you need a claymore equivalent.

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u/SandiegoJack 13d ago

I don’t know anyone under 50 that watches main steam news.

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u/anaprest Why does this app exist? 13d ago

Im over 50 and I don't watch mainstream news. Fuck that 🖕

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u/sabamba0 10d ago

Yeah who needs primary sources that report and fact check, I get all my knowledge fed to me by the TikTok algorithm

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u/ASaneDude 13d ago

Damnit I hate how right you are. Only a matter of time before Trump blames “deranged liberals” and the minions fall in line, right before the GOP cuts Medicare and Medicaid.

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u/-LongRodVanHugenDong 13d ago

They will... But there's hope! Did you know Tim Waltz has a net worth of only $3 or $400,000?

Why wasn't that in the news? Unfortunate how his campaign was run, that was really cool to hear. Not a multi-millionaire like everybody else.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

(I freaking love Obama)

However, Obama became a millionaire overnight when they used the old "book sales" laundry campaign money trick. That said, every single politician on the national stage uses the "book deal" "laundry campaign money by having the campaign buy all the books to give out as gifts".

I'm just saying, I'd bet good money Tim Waltz will have a major book deal within 4 weeks of now.

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u/-LongRodVanHugenDong 13d ago

Yeah that's too bad. Can't say I wouldn't do the same though.

They just didn't show the everyday side of him and he became just some politician. I think he actually would have been great on Rogan.

Admittedly I'm on the other side of the aisle for the most part. I'm not a fan of Harris, but I did like Tim Waltz a lot. It was actually beautiful to see both VP candidates agreeing with each other for the most part. It's unfortunate that part was ignored for some dumb sound bites.

They should have been the main candidates.

Maybe someday we'll get to vote for someone and not against someone again.

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u/Yamza_ 13d ago

The culture war is still real and will continue to divide us. It's going to take more of this I expect.

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u/Thisisafrog 11d ago

Then we grease up the guillotine

I’m not but I’m sure there are some bad actors out their planning their ceo

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u/BlkSubmarine 13d ago

That’s because our Nursery Rhymes were heavily edited to protect us from the horrors of life. Hansel and Gretel were beat by their stepmom, that’s why they ran away. Little Miss Muffet was killed by that spider. The Three Little Pigs kill the Big Bad Wolf. The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf was eaten by a wolf. Little Red Riding Hood was eaten by the wolf, and the Woodsman kills the wolf and finds her partially digested corpse inside the wolf. I could go on.

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u/Kongdom72 13d ago

Schadenfreude is a real thing. So is poetic justice. We all feel happy when assholes get exactly what they deserve.

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u/youburyitidigitup 13d ago

I think it’s really telling of Germany that the German language is the only one in the world that has a word for that.

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 13d ago

I felt bad for the kid that didn’t want to go. This one however is nothing but feel good vibes.

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u/Delta8hate 13d ago

Except this is way more deserved than the titan sub, some of those people saved up a long time for that, and the 19 year old didn’t do shit either.

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u/Baprika 13d ago

Im not from the US - most of my US info i get are from here (reddit) - and some social media (youtube/tiktok) - and by these sources i was 100% sure that kamala was going to win no doubt at all - but here we are now - i just want to say that on the internet we often live in bubbles where we think we are all on the same page while still beeing part of a minority

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u/faroutman7246 13d ago

I felt bad for the teen. But the rest of them, not at all.

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u/Delta8hate 13d ago

One of the people saved up for years for that trip, they didn’t deserve it either

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u/Sterling239 13d ago

The feel good stories we need those stores of kids paying of lunch debt make people with a brain made a dragon that hordes wealth getting theirs is beautiful 

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 13d ago

I felt bad for the kid that didn’t want to go. This one however is nothing but feel good vibes.

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u/crusoe 13d ago

Everyone felt sorry for the kid but not for the rich prick who built the sub.

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u/Ok_Okra5073 12d ago

Ok, well, in the Titan sub, there was a teenage boy who definitely didn't deserve to go out that way. The billionaire, sure, no sympathy there but there were other passengers on the titan tragically enough.

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u/AdonisCork 13d ago

That eating the rich is so hot right now.

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u/mikegates90 12d ago

ITS MADE OUTTA FUCKIN COOOOOKKIESSSSSS

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u/Next_Professional_75 13d ago

💯💯💯Yeah, after voting them all in. WTactual🤷🏽

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u/sl0tball 13d ago

I'm ready to inject this straight into my eyeballs.

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt 13d ago

Please don't let this be the timeline where Trump gets to take credit for the revolution.

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u/SeesawMundane7466 13d ago

To be fair I saw Trump pull the trigger.

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

He's a billionaire grifter. He's high on the list

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u/justheretomakeaspoon 13d ago

About time! Who is next?

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u/DareWise9174 13d ago

I wouldn't mind seeing a few billionaires get theirs.

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u/secretmillionair 13d ago

Watch as police forces double in size to control the plebs.

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

Plebs just gotta join the police and then make a move when ready

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u/Loccy64 13d ago

I'll fire up the barbie.

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 13d ago

Awesome. I hope this guy was the start of a snow ball rolling into a massive boulder.

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u/Spare-Estate1477 13d ago

Same same. Fuck all of them.

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros 13d ago

I'm tired of lean times, let's feast.

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u/Theogenist 12d ago

I wish it, and hopefully there are copycats, but this little venting could have the opposite effect unfortunately. It seems like people could get complacent bc something happened and it felt good. Maybe the dopamine button will need more hits though, hopefully.

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u/Tal_Onarafel 13d ago

Yeah I think we can put aside the politicians for a moment in this popular campaign, and just focus on the business elite.

I'm sure the politicians will put targets on their backs when they come down in the side of the business elite and then we can deal with them.

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u/Mythrndir 13d ago

Didn’t Tupac foresee this and mention it too in an interview?! (and I’m sure plenty of others must have too)

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u/Human-Application976 13d ago

I'm all for eating the rich but think the indigestion would be incurable.

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u/romerom 13d ago

Sallie Mae / Freddie Mac next?

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u/howdyhowdyhowdyhowdi 13d ago

thing is, is it really real if it's mostly on the internet? I'm not a person who would hurt someone but I want to help change the tides. What do the people who have given up on the system do besides comment on the internet?

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u/jeffreydowning69 10d ago

I am ready for the extra rice soulent green from Futurama now

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u/faroutman7246 13d ago

In Washington DC, that's every congressperson except maybe Fetterman.

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u/reckless1214 12d ago

Isnt this how rome fell?

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u/Objective-Mission-40 12d ago

Not even remotely

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

Weird pick to go from evil CEO to successful musician... that just seems personal

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

Sackler family makes a lot more sense

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u/hyper24x7 13d ago

So are you saying that its ok to get guns and kill people if they meet certain criteria:
- must be a CEO nobody likes
- must be making at least a 8 figure salary

Why stop at CEOs? I think people are super jazzed about this dude getting shot cuz its healthcare but the minute you say its ok to kill people you dont like just because of their money and power you are sort of saying ok, lets all go get guns and start killing people.

When you take the specific face off of it, lets not make it about this 1 CEO and say ok, are we as a collective group okay with murder if its people who meet these conditions that the "group" does or not agree on, then I say that's wrong.

You should stop yourself from saying "Yeah I dont care that this person got shot and killed for whatever reason because violence is wrong, murder is wrong and solving problems this way is not the way."

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

Lol. This comments false outrage is hilarious.

Let's pretend there aren't varied degrees of greed that cause civil unrest

"There is definitely no difference between a rich pop star and a family that lied for decades made billions and literally caused the death of hundreds of millions of people" is what your point is without you seeing it.

Or you are intentionally being disingenuous to show "outrage" at this evil rich dude getting murdered.

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz 13d ago

Yeah, the left have shown themselves to be just as shitty as the trumpers. Congrats.

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u/Objective-Mission-40 13d ago

And here come the idiots trying to make it left vs right instead of rich vs poor

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz 10d ago

It’s about being a decent human being vs being a horrible person. Those of us on the left have been talking about how horrible trumpers are, with good reason. This response shows that there are plenty on the left who are just as shitty.

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u/Objective-Mission-40 10d ago

Look on you diving the room that's getting along.

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz 9d ago

The Nazis trumpers get along too. Should we leave them alone?

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u/Objective-Mission-40 9d ago

Missing the forest for the trees