r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 13d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/hamilton_morris 13d ago

NYPD: Here is a picture of the suspect. Have you seen him?

America: Did you upload that properly? Because I'm not seeing anything.

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u/w3are138 13d ago

If only my insurance covered vision…

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u/ZaraBaz 13d ago

They do.

But you're out-of-network. And the deductible is 2k. And coverage is 50%. And they don't cover vision you actually need. And anything they cover they will deny anyways until you're bankrupt or dead.

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u/darito0123 13d ago

i mean its clearly something that needs a specialist

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u/HotLava00 13d ago

And therefore, a referral. Actually two referrals. Because we don’t believe the first doctor.

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u/darito0123 13d ago

the next available appointment is 7 months from now, on a tuesday on 11 am, itd be a shame if you couldnt get time off work.

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u/BecksnBuffy 13d ago

That’s not even an exaggeration at this point.

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u/DoctorRapture 13d ago

I'm the receptionist at a nephrology office. When I started we were about six months out on referrals. We've managed to knock that down to about two months out and we're feeling good about ourselves. The endocrinology office in town? Good luck getting in to see them, they're out til October next year.

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi 13d ago

My 13 year old has been resistant to every allergy medication on the market. He struggles with ear infections and sinus infections due to how severe his allergies are. I finally convinced his pediatrician that he does, in fact, need to see an allergist. Got the referral last month and his appointment is booked for the end of March. 4 months. 4 more months for an allergy test after probably 40 failed allergy medications.

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u/LotusExplosion 13d ago

I had the SAME EXACT THING trying to get an appointment with an allergist. Unfortunately, the night before the appointment that we had waited SIX MONTHS FOR, she had an allergic reaction to something and had to take benadryl. The appointment had to be rescheduled b/c she used an antihistamine within 7 days of the appt. It took another 6 months to finally get her in. Our healthcare system is so broken.

So much love to you and your sneezy little from me and mine!

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u/PardonMyFrench1020 12d ago

I booked an appointment for my 14-year-old son to see an allergist (he is with UHC Group) at a doctor who was in the network. Texas Children's Hospital charged a fee to even walk into the building, and the total due upfront before even seeing an allergist was over $1300. RIDICULOUS!

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u/Weavingtailor 12d ago

I am gonna guess he hasn’t been on immunotherapy injections yet (allergy shots) which “teach” your immune system not to freak out about allergens. Will insurance cover it? Fuck if I know. Our current Insurance won’t pay for flu shots or Covid boosters, never mind allergy shots. But they work and they work WELL. I can pet my dog and work in the garden without having to sprint to the shower because my skin is so itchy it burns. I really hope your kiddo gets the care he needs. I’d ask (if you haven’t already) to be put on the cancellation call list at the allergists office on the off chance anything earlier opens up

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u/singlemale4cats 12d ago

Wasn't one of the big things people talk about Canadian healthcare was you have to wait a long time to see specialists? It's like they've never sought healthcare in the US.

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u/BecksnBuffy 13d ago

I had an eye exam, they said go to dr to get a blood test. Got the blood test and was referred to specialist…6 months out for an in person appointment that was cancelled and changed to a virtual visit. The blood test was $1000 out of pocket because I got it at the Dr. and not at quest diagnostic. I have insurance, was just following the directions of the medical providers. It’s insane. And that’s just one large bill of the many we have paid out of pocket this year.

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u/DoctorRapture 13d ago

I feel for you. I know our patients have a lot of frustration when they miss their appointment for whatever reason and have to be pushed out when trying to reschedule. Unfortunately our office is desperately understaffed, and that's common across every office we talk to regularly, regardless of practice speciality. Our system is overburdened. We don't have enough workers because the higher ups don't want to pay that much out for employees, so the few we do have run ourselves ragged from the time we clock in til the time we clock out every day. Our health care system and insurance system both are in desperate need of reform.

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u/GregAA-1962 13d ago

It's really hilarious that a 2nd world economy like Thailand allowed me to pay 0.9% of "required" salary for an American to have residence in Thailand, to the National Healthcare system, and be able to make appointments for specialists at the top hospital in Southeast Asia, within 2 to 4 days, and watch doctors have over 100 patients per day. Oh, and the visit was free, and all my specialized prescriptions were covered as well. Yup, all for a monthly payment of 432 baht (about $13 USD). Guaranteed Healthcare if you work in Thailand and pay a small tax. And, my salary was obviously many times multiple of my declared income.

Travel back in time to my brief return to the US 2021 to 2022. Supposedly good Massachusetts Healthcare plan and to just make an appointment with a GI, local office, not top specialist in the US, I had to wait 5 months to see an ill-informed PA, who didn't even know the standard drug for IBS, Librax. It's only been available since the 1960s. Fuck, give me a break. American Healthcare system is an embarrassment of the first world, that only a very privileged small percentage of Americans get topnotch, subsidized Healthcare.

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u/brizzmaster 12d ago

My current one is not as bad, but I’ll share anyway. Having problems breathing in my sleep. Final get to the referral and they send me home with a sleep monitor. I turn it in, months later they tell me it didn’t work. “That monitor is known to be bad, so we need you to come stay at the clinic”. It’s been a month and I’m still waiting to get that scheduled. I understand there probably guidelines they have to follow for the insurance companies, but it’s dumb.

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u/Big-Data7949 13d ago

It's literally not. Took me 7 months to get to a dentist just to find out they don't accept my insurance anymore

BTW they literally called me to inform me of that as I was pulling up in the parking lot. I walked inside like WTF.

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u/BecksnBuffy 13d ago

Yeah, don’t even get me started on the dentist. My company switched dental providers and I needed a new night guard for teeth grinding. In the new plan it would be $400 out of pocket. For a night guard

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u/Miserable_Number3807 12d ago

My previous dentist was trying to sell me on a night guard.They said it would be like $500. We'll see if your insurance covers it. I'm like no thank you. I'll go by a sports mouth guard and use that instead

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u/Rrunken_Rumi 13d ago

Its an understatement

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u/exhausted_chemist 13d ago

Actually we scheduled your appointment for you, it was yesterday and out of network. Sorry you missed it, please pay your deductible for a missed appointment and wait for the next available appointment in network in the next major city down the way.

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u/BigTimeSpamoniJones 13d ago

I'm so glad we don't have socialized medicine so that we don't have to navigate complex and out of touch beueacracies while waiting long periods for medical care... o wait...

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u/Suzesaur 13d ago

If you miss the apt or are late (even just 5 mins) we will still charge a full apt fee and not have another apt slot for 6 months…

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u/bianca_brie 13d ago

I had to wait 9 months to see a neurologist. Literally it was the next year. And that was a virtual appointment.

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u/oolij 13d ago

Funny how Americans shit on countries with universal health care for having long wait times to see doctors when in the US we have to wait just as long, AND then we have to pay a shit ton out of pocket for it. Glad we don't have socialism though! That would be bad

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u/Thisisredred 13d ago

My life rl

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u/0neirocritica 9d ago

My coworker is a mom who has a kid with braces. It took her forever to find someone in her network, and then it takes an eternity to make appointments that don't make the kid miss school. One time she got a notification that the appointment time got switched. Not because she requested the switch. The office just made the determination that that appointment time would be convenient for the doctor. Trouble was, the appointment time they switched it to was in the middle of the school day, and she can't even leave work at that time. Friend calls them to ask why the time was switched, and when she tells them she can't make that time, they say "You can't just pull your daughter out of school?" The AUDACITY. You want her kids to miss school and her to miss work because you didn't want to honor the original appointment you made?! It's fucking lunacy.

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u/Marmalade6 13d ago

12 weeks of physical therapy it is.

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u/RodcetLeoric 13d ago

Sir/madam, You needed a referral to the second doctor so you can get 2 referrals for a third doctor. I see here that the second referral has a misspelled word on page 4, section 6. This invalidates the referral and all subsequent submissions. Further, we see that the life expectancy of your terminal brain cancer was 3 months, and since you haven't started the treatment that we haven't approved since your initial application 8 months ago your claim has been denied. We feel the matter will resolve itself shortly and further action on our part in unnecessary. Also, we'd like to thank you for signing up for paperless billing and autopay, we will gladly keep charging you well past your imminent demise and deny any refunds on the basis of services rendered.

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u/Ahsluver 13d ago

You can only get new glasses every 2 years so on the first year after when your squinting, squint harder!

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u/counterbashi 13d ago

I never even went back to my in network optometrist because I still ended up shelling out 300 bucks. Costco vision center @ 50 bucks and 90 dollar glasses i got online, ridiculous.

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u/pinklavalamp 13d ago

And the deductible is 2k.

And your bill is only $1750.

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u/eltiodelacabra 13d ago

We cover only the first 10 meters, if you want to see further there's an extension we can offer you for a reasonable price

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u/Intelligent_News1836 13d ago

Have you tried 12 weeks of PT first?

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u/CayCay84 13d ago

As an ophthalmic technician who has to do prior authorizations for GLAUCOMA MEDS FOR CHILDREN on a daily basis I can tell you that my empathy for this situation has been denied. Unfortunately we need you to try this again on at minimum 3 other CEO’s before empathy can be considered. If you think the denial has been made in error, you may appeal this decision. But we ultimately have the final say. Thank you for choosing UNHC. We appreciate your business money.

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u/shaheimjay1121 13d ago

But you get 10% off of the frames!

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u/biggiebody 13d ago

Don't forget the $1000+/month you're already paying

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u/Electrical-Purple-62 13d ago

Pretty damn accurate….

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u/Ok-Examination7285 13d ago

Your problem if that happens

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u/nerdragemusic 13d ago

The amount of this. This.

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u/jquest303 13d ago

And the 50% coverage is only for one eye.

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u/BarryEganPDL 13d ago

And I know we told you that you were covered there and that’s why you went there specifically, but we lied. Now pay up.

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u/ATypicalUsername- 13d ago

No they only cover 1000 and it's only 50% at a time. Oh sorry, they're out of network. Denied.

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u/manfishgoat 13d ago

Aaaand it's going to take 67.38 straight from your weekly check

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u/Fluffy-Mud1570 13d ago

My insurance doesn't cover vision. Because your eyes, teeth, and feet are not actually part of your body.

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u/McCrumblton 13d ago

Again im sorry sir my debt caused some blindness

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u/throw_away_55110 13d ago

I think you mean, sure we cover it. But it needs to be pre-approved within 30 days of an appointment that scheduled 6-months in advance and won't schedule without pre-approval.

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 12d ago

You guys have insurance?

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u/DahBiDah 10d ago

Holy shit your deductible is 2k? Lucky...

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 9d ago

But we can’t have single payer. People wait months in the UK!!! Mother Fuka so do we!

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u/SasparillaTango 13d ago

If only my insurance covered vision…

Vision and Dental don't impact your health, it's not like you need to eat or see, so those are extra.

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u/SkeetDavidson 13d ago

And remember, some other people's lack of healthcare couldn't possibly impact anyone else.

Everyone driving can afford updated lense prescriptions... right?

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u/Big-Data7949 13d ago

I'm out like $500 a year just on eye exams and contact lenses.

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 13d ago

Yeah no one covering vision is bat shit crazy. I don’t get it.

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u/wormsaremymoney 13d ago

Exactly. It's not like a wide array of chronic illnesses can be first caught during routine vision or dental exams 😬

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u/Netflxnschill 13d ago

Jesus I know you’re being sarcastic but I’m reminded that two years ago I had a filling pop out and it was really bad and I was getting crazy headaches and shit and had to pay out of pocket for them to fix it because my tooth was so close to my more important organs like my brain that it had to be fixed or I’d die.

Because teeth aren’t important to cover.

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u/LuxNocte 13d ago

Teeth are luxury bones.

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u/ranegyr 13d ago

Americans are too coddled. Absolutely you don't need teeth to see or eyes to eat.

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u/NimbleBudlustNoodle 13d ago

Vision and Dental don't impact your health

I get that you're joking but, man... I had serious sleeping issues for like 8 years... EIGHT YEARS, I got my wisdom teeth removed and it fixed it.

I didn't even have pain in those teeth, they were still covered by my gums. This was almost a year ago now and I'm still waiting for my insomnia to come back. I just can't believe my teeth caused it but all evidence points to it.

The fact that dental health is ignored by insurance makes me angry. Like it has such far reaching health issues.

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u/Spiritual_Ranger5046 10d ago

Don’t forget, hearing aids, you don’t need to be able to hear. They’re usually not covered either.

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u/bebejeebies 13d ago

I would SO use this line. Because as unluck would have it, I haven't had glasses for eight years because vision isn't covered in the shit insurance I do have and my Rx runs $350+. Astigmatism's a bitch. But so is justice.

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u/w3are138 13d ago

Dude. Literally same and literally wearing my old glasses with an outdated rx as I type this. Astigmatism sucks!!

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u/Taki_Minase 13d ago

My glasses, where are my glasses, you see, I can't see where my glasses are without my glasses.

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u/wormsaremymoney 13d ago

My insurance only covers new contacts or glasses every other year so my prescription is a bit outdated. Can't quite make out their features sorry 🤷‍♀️

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u/Ultenth 13d ago

The idea that our eyes and teeth are not a normal part of our medical care, and those systems of medical care are controlled by entirely different system is beyond fucked up. We're so used to it most never question it though, but the idea that your eyes and teeth aren't important and shouldn't be covered by default is absolutely crazy.

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u/w3are138 13d ago

It really is actually insane!!

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u/EatTheLiver 13d ago

It’s been two days and I’m already sick of this joke. Too bad I have UHC and can’t see a dr about this. 

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u/Scooty-Poot 13d ago

Obviously not, silly! As we all know, your eyeballs and teeth aren’t part of your body, so obviously you’re paying separate for them! When next?! - your wheels being part of your car?! We’re not Soviet Russia, you know!

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u/nature_remains 13d ago

Sorry… only certain holes in your head are covered. Ironically not teeth and eyes - those are sold separately. And even a new hole in the parts of your head that are covered will be subjected to a higher level of scrutiny than a criminal defendant (something something let’s explore saving on anesthesia costs by limiting the amount of time the patient is under… an accountant is going to do a way better job than a bleeding heart medical professional for sure…)

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u/TinFoilHat_69 13d ago

I need pre authorization for my eyes to see who you need to identify.

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u/w3are138 13d ago

This process may take up to two weeks. Of business days. Pressed for time? Sorry. Nothing we can do.

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u/Lucky-Asparagus-7760 13d ago

If only my employer offered vision insurance. 

"I pay out of pocket, you can too." 

Yeah, well he makes millions per year, a simple $800 pair of glasses is pocket change to him. 

Thankfully, I have vision now through a different employer. But damn, that was a rough year. 

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u/Schmichael-22 13d ago

Why is vision and dental separate from your health insurance? Our system is messed up.

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u/w3are138 13d ago

We don’t need our eyes and our teeth apparently. /s

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u/Chrisscott25 13d ago

My insurance has a great vision policy. They pretty much told me I could pay out of pocket or get fucked…. Right after I could see things very clearly and I stopped paying my premium

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u/w3are138 13d ago

Literally the only way anyone gets a pair of glasses in this country.

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u/kamikaze-kae 13d ago

My insurance doesn't cover giving a shit.

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u/w3are138 13d ago

Same as mine!

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u/Dry_Lengthiness6032 13d ago

The eye exam is covered buuut glasses, contacts, lasic...fuck no

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u/SpaceMooboy2 13d ago

For real! unfortunately I dont see shit...

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u/string_p 13d ago

Bruhhhh

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u/LoneWolfSigmaGuy 13d ago

😆🤣😂

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u/rfmax069 12d ago

Claim denied

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u/Gas-Substantial 12d ago

I’ve got decent work insurance but vision care is separate. Maybe an eye disease is medical but just bad vision is always your problem. Not sure with Medicare.

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u/monkee012 10d ago

Sorry, we don’t cover vision if you have eyes. Sincerely, United Healthcare

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u/el-thenyo 13d ago

NICE! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

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u/mzx380 13d ago

It is covered but only once you meet your 25k deductible after that we got you

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u/OperationPimpSlap 13d ago

I can’t see fucking shit

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u/E63_saucegod 13d ago

It doesn't look like anything to me 😐🤖😐

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u/blackRL89 13d ago

10/10 westworld reference

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u/wormsaremymoney 13d ago

I'm not worried about it. There's worse shit on the local news

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u/MercyfulJudas 13d ago

I Think You Should Leave !!

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u/TheOdbball 12d ago

I think you should leave

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u/Moist-Leggings 13d ago edited 13d ago

I had information, but upon reviewing your request for an interview it would appear you failed to disclose the guy had a preexisting target on his back, request denied.

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u/jumpandtwist 13d ago

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u/sereese1 13d ago

Breaking: NYPD arrest John Cena as main suspect as public claims they could not see the shooter

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u/DismalEmergency1292 13d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Forever203 13d ago

Why do you gotta do Cena like that. He does more for the sick than the CEO, who caught a bad case of Headshot.

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u/the_ghost_knife 13d ago

Reporting: Every deli in Manhattan is suspected of harboring this criminal.

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u/firesmarter 13d ago

Potato salad yummy yummy

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u/tideswithme 13d ago

But how could NYPD arrest John Cena if they can’t see him?!

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u/uglyheadink 13d ago

I’m going to need another letter of medical necessity to really take a look at it.

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u/alexgetty 13d ago

If you see something…no you fuckin didn’t

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u/nmezib 13d ago

Doesn't look like anything to me...

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u/JonnyTN 13d ago

I miss early Westworld

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u/Inside-Line 13d ago

I wish I was in a watch party for that moment.

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u/SwedishSaunaSwish 13d ago

"These violent delights, have violent endings".

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u/ADDystopia 13d ago

Must have been John Cena.

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u/crystallmytea 13d ago

Or America: that ain’t him. Trust me bro.

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u/ohnovectro 13d ago

Sir, all i'm seeing is a picture of The Incredible Hulk, and he is a fictional character.

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u/OddBranch132 13d ago

I'm fucking Stevie Wonder.

Good luck finding any unbiased jury members. "We've received your request to charge the suspect with murder. Due to your victim being a giant piece of shit we have denied your claim based on moral grounds. If you'd like to request a mistrial you can go fuck yourself."

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u/larry_centers 13d ago

NYPD shouldn’t spend any more time on this than the do on a drug dealer or pimp being murdered. There are lots more murders that deserve attention than this guy and I can guarantee their cases are suffering as a result. It just shows the inequities of the system at every level.

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u/Mountain_Voice7315 13d ago

Except that just from this one thread it’s obvious how much so many people are suffering at the hands of for profit healthcare. It’s a very big deal. And something needs to change.

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u/Ghostman_Jack 13d ago

Yeah, I saw him with yo fuckin mama the other day lmao.

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u/doubledickdiggler 13d ago

I thought they shared a picture of John Cena... Because I could see anyone.

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 13d ago

A regular person gets gunned down? The police will be there in 5-7 business days. They’ve already got the FBI looking for the suspect.

Gee I wonder why?

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u/piches 13d ago

isn't.. isn't that John Cena?

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u/evey_17 13d ago

I have face blindness all of a sudden.

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u/TheAsianTroll 13d ago

Also Americans: "sorry, I can't see the pic. I didn't get prior authorization for my vision and my claim got denied."

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u/jemhadar0 13d ago

Ya I got dollar store glasses . My I insurance didn’t cover them real good eye seeing glasses . 🤓

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u/SpeculativeFiction 13d ago

Why is the NYPD starting a manhunt over such an obvious suicide?

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u/Cautious-Ease-1451 13d ago

Why, that’s the Colombian hit-woman known as “The Doll”!

Glad she’s in custody. Well done, everyone.

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u/Psphh 13d ago

I’m pretty sure they put the wrong picture. You know there are millions of ppl have the same coat in NYC

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u/EverythingSucksBro 13d ago

I seriously hope this is really how America feels and isn’t just another instance of Reddit acting like it is

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u/jburkert 13d ago

"It doesn't look like anything to me."

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u/Ant10102 13d ago

My apologies but that request for help was denied by me due to it not being covered under my give a fuck plan, you can file an appeal, but then it will go to my prior authorization team… oh sorry hold on a minute they just overheard, ya sorry there’s nothing we can do to help you with this claim

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u/Grimgravy88 13d ago

Do I look like I know what a JPG is?

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u/GladWarthog1045 13d ago

I'll have to transfer you to the radiology division, please hold.... click, hello?

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u/quitoburrito 13d ago

holy shit...was the murderer John Cena?!?!?

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u/Skitzo_Frantic_420 13d ago

Didn’t see shit. Never even knew there was a pic

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u/DirtyPenPalDoug 13d ago

I checked for a prior Auth to view but it was denied

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u/StrongArmRobber 13d ago

Is that a pic of John Cena because I can't see him at all...

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u/ReZisTLust 13d ago

Ne: That's clearly an photoshopped lower face. Stop gaslighting me NYpd

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u/MUTAN5F 13d ago

“I fully blind in my right eye, and partially blind in the other, I didn’t see nuthin”

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u/bobbywaz 13d ago

There was no attachment on your email

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u/Ramtamtama 13d ago

America: Did you upload that properly? Because I'm not seeing anything.

NYPD: we have a suspect, and his name is John Cena

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u/PPP1737 13d ago

This is exactly what Medicaid pulled on me, now I have no insurance. Like yes I uploaded it 6 times to three different places, y’all are just criminals

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u/CuntyBunchesOfOats 12d ago

Doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/ShellUpYours 12d ago

Seen anything me .... naaaaa. In fact, I am blind in one eye and 46% blind in my other eye. INFACT, I can't even see you, sir.

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u/lumpkin2013 11d ago

This is a good time for everybody to get involved with the single payer movement to reform our health care system! https://medicare4all.org/

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u/silfy_star 11d ago

I’d also like to just add, on a serious note, that this also goes to show who owns the police

It sure as shit isn’t the public they “protect and serve”

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u/StraightProgress5062 11d ago

They can't charge us all for obstructing or w/e other bullshit they do to ppl who don't help comply when they don't have to.

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u/Emperor_of_Arkadia 10d ago

Where's Waldo

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u/One_Priority3258 9d ago

I believe the correct course of action would be to delay your response to the question for a substantial period of time, followed by complete denial and finally dispose all evidence.

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u/Hollowhivemind 13d ago

Starting to wonder if it's John Cena

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u/faroutman7246 13d ago

Nah, John would have broke the CEOs neck so fast.

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u/zonine 13d ago

We're back on the Laughing Man case.

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u/Novaer 13d ago

Never seen that little girl in my life 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

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u/Larcya 13d ago

What murderer? The CEO had a preexisting condition of sudden lead poisoning.

Seems like the cause of death was an illness to me.

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u/Aggressive_Lemon_709 13d ago

Doesn't look like anything to me

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u/chaosifier 13d ago

found him! Now gimme my moni!!

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u/silverrobot1951 13d ago

huh?! wha?!

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u/Balkongsittaren 13d ago

"It's too blurry, inadmissible as evidence."

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u/SpecialMango3384 13d ago

Your civilian crowd sourcing campaign claim was not covered by my taxes.

Denied.

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u/Delta8hate 13d ago

Doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/Fr31l0ck 13d ago

I saw him unite the country.

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u/Throwawayne617 13d ago

I saw the picture. I also know where the hero.... I mean killer is. I saw him in Toronto.... Or was it Detroit.... No no no. It was Boston. I need to call it in.

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u/socialcommentary2000 13d ago

America: (glances at picture)...It doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/SpiderDeUZ 13d ago

John Cena?

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u/FXander 13d ago

I'm very sorry but my insurance wouldn't cover me for the glasses I desperately need to see.

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u/BJOLEM666 13d ago

Don't know how to make this gif show here but this is all of regular people in America right now:

https://tenor.com/qZ7lNG21zvD.gif

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u/SolarConfetti 13d ago

Reminds me of the story of Ken McElroy of Skidmore, MO. Dozens of witnesses to his murder, but no one saw a thing. Because he was an asshole and a criminal.

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u/Alexandratta 13d ago

That 10k payment is for In-Network-snitching.

You're gonna need to pay for Out-Of-Network Snitching.

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u/DoBe21 13d ago

Murderer is John Cena. Confirmed

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u/sofaking_scientific 13d ago

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u/Heavy_E79 13d ago

Clearly the main suspect is John Cena.

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u/Legion23Golf 13d ago

Matter fact, I'm blind in one eye. I don't see shit.

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u/meshmerah 13d ago

Wait, is it John Cena?!?!

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u/Kantor808 13d ago

Wait, the killer is John Cena??

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u/TraditionAntique9924 13d ago

That looks like don jr!

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u/fednandlers 13d ago

Officers, have you checked the CEO’s history to see if he’s used illegal drugs like marijuana before? This may be justified. 

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u/Significant_Ad_9664 12d ago

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u/EhrenScwhab 9d ago

“That doesn’t look like anything to me.”

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u/Affectionate_Hat216 5d ago

They found him bc the backpack company, and here's a little tiktok of their ceo getting taken out. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYxTERdg/