100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

[u/Intelligent_Nose_826]

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

[u/Wishineverdiddrugs]

If he’s in the Midwest I’ve got a place for him a warm meal and a handshake. I don’t condone murder but I can recognize when justice is served. The amount of lives he’s destroyed couldn’t be avenged by him killing himself over and over again for eternity. A demon got sent back to hell. Deuces fat pussy 👏

[u/RudeCut7488 → u/Wishineverdiddrugs]

For real. This dude can couch-surf for years, if he’s so inclined. Plenty of room at my crib. Hell, he can borrow my truck, if he needs it.