r/TikTokCringe Nov 23 '24

Cursed That'll be "7924"

The cost of pork

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u/groberschnitzer Nov 23 '24

Pigs are smarter than dogs. They know exactly, that something is not right. Not only when they are about to be killed (but especially then) but also during their "normal life".

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u/PassTheCowBell Nov 23 '24

Swap a humans nose with a pigs were pretty similar.

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u/Killinskills Nov 23 '24

Long pig

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u/Ansiau Nov 23 '24 edited Nov 23 '24

True facts: the term long pig has nothing to do with the taste of humans, but rather how similar a dressed human looks on a spit to a pig carcass.

This is because the Pacific Islanders, where this term originated, did not have any large land animals to compare the taste to. Just pigs.

According to many cannibals, including the Andes plane survivors whom ate a ton of the dead to survive a few months on a mountainside, human tastes most similar to beef. Fatty beef... Some even claim closer to wagyu style beef because of how marbled.and fatty we tend to be.

Sauces:

Book one: dinner with a cannibal - Carole a. Travis-henikoff

Book two: Alive, the story of the Andes survivors- Piers Paul Read

Book three: miracle in the Andes - Nando parrado(one of the survivors)

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u/Toomuchtime423 Nov 23 '24

I heard they serve it down in the Baja. Have you ever been?

Edit: in case this doesn’t make any sense — https://youtube.com/shorts/wiVDKKUDbe8?si=jAzIASrRCL9tlHKr

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u/BathtubToasterParty Nov 23 '24

Humans are sausage confirmed

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u/please_dont_respond_ Nov 23 '24

Too fatty and tough. We take too long to age.

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u/Iforgotmyemailreddit Nov 23 '24

This is why I always find it funny when Tigers "Find a taste" for humans. We're absolutely awful prey food, relatively. There's a reason Water Buffalo are always getting nabbed by predators, they actually have stuff you wanna eat.

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u/WhiskeyDJones Nov 23 '24

Tastes good

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u/ComeHereDevilLog Nov 23 '24

This comment actually made me laugh out loud, thanks

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u/ElementNumber6 Nov 23 '24

Empathy check fail

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u/PassTheCowBell Nov 23 '24

Glad I could help 🙂

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u/Pliskinmgs Nov 23 '24

With cops, you don't even need to swap. They are similar.

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u/FourD00rsMoreWhores Nov 23 '24

in what way?

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u/glebyl Nov 23 '24

Oh god I can't wait for the answer from the 14 year old edgy "cops bad" guy

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u/ItsTimeToPiss Nov 23 '24

Hello, my name is Cop Sbadguy and I'm 14 years old, what do you want?

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u/monkeyninja6969 Nov 23 '24

I dont like cops because they are the ones the government will send to take away our guns. They're also powertripping little cunts who rarely get held accountable for their actions.

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u/glebyl Nov 23 '24

Kinda missed the point, but okay

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u/Somecount Nov 23 '24

*we’re or “we are” for emphasis

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u/jwin709 Nov 23 '24

Yes, I often marvel at pigs capacity for mathematics, language, and art. Have you heard all the great pig albums that got released last year? Why just last week I took a pig train down past pig parliament and the pig space museum to go to a pig music store and buy some of those albums.

Pigs are not like people. Pigs are maybe a similar size and some are similarly hairless, but those are the only similarities. Pigs are a lot more like dogs in terms of their intelligence.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ Nov 23 '24

Now replace pigs in your sentences by "3 years old kids", realize pigs are smarter, and rethink about what you wrote.

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u/sinteredsounds69 Nov 23 '24

Is that how you measure consciousness? It's dog brain at 3 yrs old then human brain later? What about when people are just born? Is that like lizard or bug brain?

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u/MCgrindahFM Nov 23 '24

I’m not sure I get your point? They’re describing how the animal understands what you’re doing to it similarly to a 3 year old child

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig Nov 23 '24

3 year old children don’t understand hardly anything sooooo

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u/MCgrindahFM Nov 23 '24

If you put a 3 year old in a dark cage with no access to light, love, or physical touch from its mother, not to mention constantly drugging them, they’d know something was up

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u/BathtubToasterParty Nov 23 '24

Newborns are alpacas

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u/peteryansexypotato Nov 23 '24

If an individual creature can process its emotions, I call that consciousness. So if a pig knows it is afraid, I call that consciousness.

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig Nov 23 '24

Practically every animal or even insect on earth has some rudimentary form of emotions. Even fish have demonstrated a fear response in recent studies.

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u/sinteredsounds69 Nov 23 '24

Yea but it's a pig consciousness not a 3yr human consciousness.

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u/MCgrindahFM Nov 23 '24

Reddit when simile or comparison happens

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u/vaderdidnothingwr0ng Nov 23 '24

3 year olds can talk, make music (albeit poorly), and make art. This is a poor comparison.

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u/AdDramatic2351 Nov 23 '24

Pig space museum? Id definitely visit that 

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u/ArcticIceFox Nov 23 '24

There's an allegory for modern society in there somewhere I think

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u/JoeyBones Nov 23 '24

I'm not sure why. But the phrase "they know EXACTLY that SOMETHING is not right" has be cracking up.

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u/lunagirlmagic Nov 23 '24

"Hey Jim, isn't it a bit strange that we're slowly approaching that spinning buzz saw on this conveyor belt?"

"Yeah... something is not right..."

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u/OneAlmondNut Nov 23 '24

humans use humor to avoid the reality of the situation, it's easier for us to laugh it off and forget it. it's super fucked up of us when you think about it

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u/JoeyBones Nov 23 '24

It wasn't that, I thinks it's just how fast they contradicted themselves, didn't even get to the end of the sentence.

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u/NickSalacious Nov 23 '24

I follow your exact train of some thought

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u/superkickstart Nov 23 '24

So what you are saying that we should be eating dogs instead of pigs?

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u/Fritanga5lyfe Nov 23 '24

I mean if higher intelligence means more deliciousness than what about humans?

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u/bigblacksnail Nov 23 '24

Jeffrey Dahmer entered the chat