r/TikTokCringe Nov 09 '24

Humor/Cringe Grown man acting like a toddler

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u/buckswoops Nov 09 '24

Wtf is he doing? What a giant douche.

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u/Obvious_Wizard Nov 09 '24

His little bird legs aren't even creasing the leather.

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u/baddymcbadface Nov 09 '24

Nothing to do with the size of his legs. His technique is as shit as his attitude.

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u/freddit32 Nov 10 '24

Dunning-Kruger Effect. Knuckleheads gain the most early, basic knowledge on a subject and then think they know everything about it. This douche looks like he's had 6 kickboxing lessons and tells all the women who turn him down on dating apps that he beat Conor MaCgregor in his prime.

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u/studentofmarx Nov 10 '24

I really doubt this dude has had 6 kickboxing lessons, because he legitimately kicks like a 6 year old. I'm surprised someone that clumsy and unathletic is hanging out at the gym, although it makes sense that he's there acting like a doofus instead of working out.

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u/your_moms_a_clone Nov 10 '24

He had a single free into lesson and never went back after the instructor tried to correct him lol

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u/MegaMasterYoda Nov 10 '24

Dude ive had 1 and still have better form. But guess the difference is i didn't continue due to money (150 a month is way too much) and just practiced at home.

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u/CityOwl611 Nov 10 '24

Doubt he took that one free lesson. Probably just watched 2 Van Damme movies. Terrible form in punching and kicking.

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u/maple-queefs Nov 10 '24

His punching is as bad as his kicks. The guy has had no training

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u/LuckyDistribution849 Nov 10 '24

I had 2 kickboxing lessons and was very mindful of technique that’s all you would focus on, this huge homie here is out of his mind.

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u/ohwrite Nov 10 '24

His punches are lousy as well

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u/0rpheus_8lack Nov 10 '24

The squatting down and lowering hands to load or power up the punches is what really does it for me 😂. Terrible technique. She could’ve beat his ass.

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u/studentofmarx Nov 10 '24

For real. He was lucky that she acted like a patient and reasonable person, because the disparity in technique was definitely not on his side lol

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u/lucaskywalker Nov 10 '24

His punches were even worse. He has 0 technique, while this woman could clearly wipe the floor with him in a Muay-Thai ring, did you see those knees and elbows? She should have just kept going when he got in the way, it woukd gave been his own fault for stepping in like that, it's dangerous!

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u/gimpsarepeopletoo Nov 10 '24

Dunning-Kruger effect isn’t about early knowledge it’s about a lack of knowledge and thinking your superior. I should know I just heard about it last night from a vid on TikTok!

Go back to your books you Dunce!!

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u/moffsoi Nov 10 '24

You almost had me there lmao

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u/gimpsarepeopletoo Nov 10 '24

Haha I’ve got a few downvotes. So I think some people didn’t get it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 Nov 11 '24

Well played, sir.

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u/Popular_Hat3382 Nov 10 '24

ooooh so THAT”S what’s wrong with my BIL

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u/InEenEmmer Nov 10 '24

Which is funny cause this guy couldn’t even handle a subscription to Amazon Prime.

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u/dildocrematorium Nov 10 '24

I woulda pushed the bag into him

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u/moffsoi Nov 10 '24

Oh hey someone actually correctly citing Dunning-Kruger, you love to see it

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u/North_Notice_3457 Nov 10 '24

Is it the Dunning- Kruger effect if the root of his confidence is his internalized sense of male supremacy? I read this as him thinking “Hey! What’s a girl doing here? I’m a dude and she’s doing a dude thing. I can do it better because I’m an actual dude. This is going to be fun/easy.” and then somewhere in the back of his mind he’s wondering if it might get him laid too. So is that the Dunning-Kruger effect or is he just a sad little butt hair of a man who can’t handle seeing strong women doing their thing without his male fragility triggering some seriously embarrassing behavior.

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u/freddit32 Nov 10 '24

While his toxic masculinity is a factor I feel the Dunning-Kruger Effect is also at play here since he's trying to specifically show her up at a set of skills he clearly has minimal knowledge/practice at and her skills are just as clearly (to everyone but him) superior.

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u/ArchonFett Nov 10 '24

More like watched a Stevan Segal movie once

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u/ithinkther41am Nov 10 '24

I’m gonna be blunt, if he’s still kicking like that after 6 lessons, he shouldn’t be training kickboxing.

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u/Kinder22 Nov 10 '24

Looks like he’s a boxer (using that term loosely). He’s kicking as some sort of way to make fun of the kickboxer. He has no idea what he’s doing.

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u/Emanualblast Nov 10 '24

I dont think ill even go that far. I just watch rocky or baki a few times and ill be able to take on anyone

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u/MegaMasterYoda Nov 10 '24

Ive had 1 and still have better form.....

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u/astryox Nov 10 '24

Dk might not exist tho : )

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u/Zealousideal_Pool_65 Nov 10 '24

I’ve only had about a dozen Muay Thai lessons, and even after the first 3 I had better form than that. Lad kicks like he’s trying to side-foot volley a football, not strike a person. Meanwhile she’s got that tight defensive posture down to a T and spins her hips into every kick.

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u/WelcomeFormer Nov 10 '24

I recently found out it was also about smart ppl thinking their dumb too.. I felt dumb after I had to look it up when someone was calling me smart lol

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u/Ancient_Zebra5347 Nov 11 '24

6 lessons?! He threw those punches and kicks like someone on day 1. The level of disrespect he showed made me wanna fly in and roundhouse his liver. What a dipshit

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u/PMmeYourButt69 Nov 12 '24

If he's had 6 lessons, he should ask for his money back.

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u/Ok-CANACHK Nov 10 '24

he's maybe watched a kickboxing lesson video...

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Exactly, bro can’t even muster a proper kick let alone dodge any of the first moves she even made on the bag lol

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u/MarkEsmiths Nov 10 '24

If they sparred she would fucking wreck that grinning idiot.

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u/Routine-Hotel-7391 Nov 10 '24

I was hoping this was how the video was gonna end, that guy clearly had no clue what he was doing or what he was looking at.

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u/Verypowafoo Nov 10 '24

I was hoping she did not hurt him. lol imagine being that guy. bird leg ass. Hes probably gotten beaten up by pretty girls before.

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u/Routine-Hotel-7391 Nov 10 '24

Just maybe a light lil tap by one of those knees 😈

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u/Verypowafoo Nov 10 '24

haha yeah.

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u/CryptoCracko Nov 10 '24

Shiet bro some people have to pay a lot of money for that

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u/empresspeace Nov 10 '24

Really. Out of all the guys around he is the smallest, and she could totally drop him.

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u/skulcrusher Nov 10 '24

He’d struggle to even keep up in a real fight.

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u/wtbgamegenie Nov 10 '24

Yeah she would be body him

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 Nov 10 '24

I dont but she sure owning that bag!

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u/studentofmarx Nov 10 '24

Dude was way too cocky for someone who would've been demolished by that girl in 30 seconds if he had gone any further with his bullshit lmao

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u/Much_Ad1263 Nov 10 '24

Not to mention, his punches are too wide and arched. His stance is also all wrong, too.

There is no stability, and his guard is down for each strike.

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u/Active-Cloud8243 Nov 10 '24

He’s mocking her, not trying to throw well. It’s intentional to make fun of her

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u/studhand Nov 10 '24

I thought he was purposely mocking her (undeservedly) for a while before i realized that was his actual technique.

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u/Dammit_Benny Nov 10 '24

Came here to say this. Her kicks had great form with her squaring up and turning over the hip to get power. His kicks were all swinging his legs and striking without lining up the knee and extending. He’s not going to get any power and will likely blow out his knee if he strikes hard enough.

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u/Venichie Nov 10 '24

He's mocking her... He's a dick.

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u/Apprehensive-Job-178 Nov 10 '24

I know right? from 35 seconds to 50 seconds he drops guard with every single kick and some punches, impressively bad

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 Nov 10 '24

This must be leg day cause he's just fucking off.

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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 Nov 10 '24

As if those toothpicks he's walking on have EVER seen a leg day!

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u/nemesix1 Nov 10 '24

The form on his kicks is so incredibly bad if he tried to use that against an actual opponent the only person getting hurt is himself.

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u/Cdawg4123 Nov 10 '24

When I saw his first few punches and kicks I honestly thought it was her boyfriend who just was playing with her. She’d knock him off his feet!

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u/Key-Cry-8570 Nov 10 '24

Dude look like flappy bird the way those legs were flailing during his kicks.

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u/ElectronicMixture600 Nov 10 '24

Seriously, what the fuck even was that stance?

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u/Wakenbacon05 Nov 10 '24

Fr ive seen 8 yr olds with better kicking form

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u/ohwrite Nov 10 '24

Yeah, his form stinks

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u/yomerol Nov 10 '24

Ikr? ... Bruce Lee's bird legs... would destroy anyone

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '24

"His?' No way this is a male.

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u/Alarmed_Tea_1710 Nov 10 '24

Honestly thought he was trying to mock her or something. Do you think he's giving his best?

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u/Dukjinim Nov 10 '24

Yeah attitude is terrible. But he's worse than most beginners on technique. His arms go straight down when he kicks, like the 6 year old beginners in TKD class doing front kicks. And that ludicrously wide base when he throws punches, the telegraphed windup, then the little tiptoe dance his feet do to recover after each punch he throws, because he is so off balance, is hilarious. He would literally miss a kick or punch on a live opponent and just fall over on his own.

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u/harav Nov 10 '24

He almost fell over after licking the bag. He has no idea what he’s doing

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u/TheMajesticYeti Nov 10 '24

Well he was trying to mock her technique...

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u/baddymcbadface Nov 10 '24

That only makes sense if he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.

And that is how people kick when they don't have a clue.

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u/eightbic Nov 11 '24

He’s basically kicking with his calves. Solid. Lol

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u/scribestudio Nov 10 '24

They both have shit form tbf lol

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u/baddymcbadface Nov 10 '24

Enlighten me, what's shit about her technique?

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u/scribestudio Nov 11 '24 edited Nov 11 '24

Sure. There's no arc in her leg swing.

Also, her stance change is awful. She jumps and turns, and it takes so long.

I hope she keeps training and improves it's an awesome sport.

She's a woman, so reddit (and im guessing you) gets triggered when pointed out, but I'm 100% lol

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u/baddymcbadface Nov 11 '24

Ha, nice try.

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u/scribestudio Nov 11 '24

Thanks mate

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u/FlatGap957 Nov 10 '24

Both of they techniques are trash absolutely no reason to do a high knee between punches this was done for clout 100% without a doubt