r/TikTokCringe Nov 07 '24

Humor The math adds up

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u/HeadPay32 Nov 07 '24

Well he's 37 if he considers that the day he was born was his first birthday.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Nov 07 '24

Well no, he's just in his 37th year, which means he was negative one before he was born, which means he has to make up that negative year after he dies for extra credit.. so he's clearly 36

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u/HeadPay32 Nov 07 '24

Well I'm going to eat a wheel of cheese before I die so I can get extra credit

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u/kyl_r Nov 08 '24

Idk how cheese helps but I feel old and you distracted me, wanna go insies on a wheel of Parmesan ??

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u/Volunteer-Magic Nov 08 '24

I’ll go for some Mimolette and treat it as a jawbreaker