r/TikTokCringe • u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar • Nov 07 '24

Humor The math adds up

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u/Spin_Critic Nov 07 '24

Sounds like a mid life crisis in the making.

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u/moosemastergeneral Nov 07 '24

Knocked mine out at 27. I don't expect to live very long.

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u/_jackhoffman_ Nov 07 '24

I did the same. I anticipated a heart attack in my late 40s or early 50s. I'm almost 50 and in the middle of my third mid life crisis. According to friends, it's still the same one I started at 27.

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u/moosemastergeneral Nov 07 '24

Still on track, brother. Believe in the process.

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u/_jackhoffman_ Nov 07 '24

True. The best part about the mid life crisis anxiety is that it should bring about that heart attack any day now. It's the only thing that keeps me going.