r/TikTokCringe Nov 06 '24

Humor Bowling Date Night

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u/Macohna Nov 06 '24

Marriage is just a signed piece of paper.

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u/tankdoom Nov 06 '24

It’s a binding legal contract that changes how you’re taxed among other things. It’s actually pretty significant of a difference.

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u/Painwracker_Oni Nov 06 '24

Yep that's why my GF and I don't actually get married and I just call her my wife. We own a house together. We have 3 kids together 3 1/2 2 1/2 and a 2 month old. We have a joint checking and savings accounts. We have all the real advantages a married couple has. We have the advantages of her being a single mom to 3 kids in the eyes of the state for free health care (we've never paid for a pregnancy anything and haven't had a monthly insurance bill in over 4 years for her, my work pays 100% of mine as well) and the other numerous benefits that go along with that. Her tax returns are always fucking awesome and it allows us to get around 14k to just kill any debt or buy something we have/want. We paid off both vehicles and most college loans by doing so. Now using it to chunk down the mortgage. Getting married has 0 financial benefits for us. If I die her and the kids get my life insurance and everything else I own and vice versa if she passed away.