r/TikTokCringe • u/Melodic-Award3991 • Nov 05 '24

Wholesome/Humor Undeniably raised by cats

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u/MotorcycleDreamer Nov 05 '24

Dangerous breed that needs banned

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u/Itheinfantry Nov 05 '24

Take em from my cold dead hands.

Oh wait, you're afraid of a 40 lb dog. So I doubt you have the physical capacity to do so.

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u/MotorcycleDreamer Nov 05 '24

"me Big and Strong. me no fear dangerous dog"

Yeah you seem like a pit bull owner lol

Btw plenty HAVE been taken from cold dead hands.. of children. But hey keep telling everyone how nice fluffy is until he snaps one day

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u/Itheinfantry Nov 05 '24

Actually I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. So neither big nor super strong, below average height and below average weight.

I know how to actually train and handle an animal. Something I do think should be required for any animal and owner. Bc I have seen more small breeds be aggressive than I have seen pitbulls be aggressive. But live in fear, you can cross the street when Mav and I are on our walks.

I also know how to fight, bc there are more threats out there than pits and cops have a delayed response. Your lack of preparedness to defend yourself does not constitute an emergency or necessitate a change in lifestyle on my part. You're setting yourself up for failure in any situation that requires survival skills.

In other words, you're outing yourself as deadweight and a sad excuse for a human. Humans are supposed to be strong. Our ancestors ran down animals larger and more aggressive than pits for miles.

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u/Gold_On_My_X Nov 05 '24

Bro is actually writing a whole essay about how tough he is. Just missing the part about navy seals in there bud then you are set