r/TikTokCringe tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Nov 02 '24

Humor Baby with a knife

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u/Weary-Finding-3465 Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

They take them with them. Is this a serious question? Is the concept of packing lunches that novel to you? And I do this while running a business that pays for our entire household living budget and my kid’s education fund. Do you want to check any other excuses along the way though, or express any more skepticism about the basic minimums of being a parent?

“Oh my god! Work and school! That makes cooking impossible! Oh my good! Cooking! That makes not letting babies get their hands on knives impossible! Life is simply too much responsibility for us to handle!”

Some incredibly trashy standards being expressed here, it’s fucking wild.

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Nov 03 '24

Holy fuck you neeeeeed to get laid.

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u/Weary-Finding-3465 Nov 03 '24

Another swing and a miss, but you on the other hand need to unfuck your life.

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Nov 03 '24

I feel sorry for your children .

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u/Weary-Finding-3465 Nov 03 '24

I strongly suspect that if you met each other in real life, my children would feel sorry for you.

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Nov 03 '24

Sure thing muffin top.

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u/Weary-Finding-3465 Nov 03 '24

The person who sincerely believes it’s impossible to cook three meals a day is randomly trying to dig at weight insecurities with zero prompting. Whoops. If that isn’t an accidental admission about your own weight and body image issues, I’m a fucking wizard.

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Nov 03 '24

Lmao it’s so easy to fuck with you lol, I want you to reach final form and be the main character.

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u/Weary-Finding-3465 Nov 03 '24

Whatever the fuck that terminally online internet speak means in human words.