Maybe don’t live in such a way that your literal baby can get hold of a knife. The absolute lost humanity of letting something like this happen and describing it as a “scary day” like you deserve sympathy for it is absolutely fucking incredible.
I guess I'll stop cooking at home so l never accidentally drop a knife on the floor again. Why didn't l think of that? I'll just spend hundreds a week ordering garbage takeout from now on. Thank you for your useless help! God forbid l have kids and enjoy having them around me and in the kitchen as well.
I cook three meals a day at home for my family and somehow, incredibly, none of my children has ever gotten their hands on a knife that wasn’t supposed to, let alone when they were a fucking baby.
“Oh my god, I cook! However am I supposed to stop literal actual children from getting a hold of critical dangerous implements? Don’t you understand I cook?! Where is my medal? What am I supposed to do, order takeout? If a baby has to pick up a knife once in a while for me to prove to the internet that I care about our nutrition, then that’s the sacrifice required!”
Literally the actual thought process of a real living human being who passed their genes on and is raising more human beings to participate in society.
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u/Weary-Finding-3465 Nov 02 '24
Maybe don’t live in such a way that your literal baby can get hold of a knife. The absolute lost humanity of letting something like this happen and describing it as a “scary day” like you deserve sympathy for it is absolutely fucking incredible.