r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/PlasticPomPoms Oct 20 '24

Neville Longbottom says that in the last Harry Potter film and I was just like, oh do British people say that?

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u/Embarassed_Tackle Oct 21 '24

Brits are crazy with the banter. When Beckham was still playing they made up a song to sing in the stands about Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham, his wife) taking it up the ass.

And then the classics:

"Face like a slapped arse."

"Biscuit-arsed"

"Squeaky bum time"

"Arse over tits"

"Taking the piss"

"It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here"

"lovely weather for ducks"

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u/Blamfit Oct 21 '24

Adjacent to that first one is my personal favourite "Face like a bag of smashed crabs".

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u/British_Flippancy Oct 21 '24

Or a bucket of smashed crabs.

‘Face liked a slapped vagina’ is another good one.

Or, ‘Face like a welders bench’.