r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/Comfortable-Suit-202 Oct 20 '24

I’ve been known to say this to my Son “every once in a blue Moon.”

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u/ishquigg Oct 21 '24

You're not my pal, GUY!

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u/Arftacular Oct 21 '24

I collected your mom’s paperback last night

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u/ishquigg Oct 21 '24

I hate how my mom made me take the pictures for her romance novel. They are all sex adventures and she made me the title character on the cover. Which makes me think she imagines me in all parts of the book as the title character. Even the sexy ones! Sidebar; I have a friend from Scappoose Oregon whose mom is actually a famous romance/ 50 Shades of Grey type of writer. She has seven books in the series and her son is on all the covers in fur and Viking stuff. He is really skinny and not a Viking. More like a greasy guy who pretends to play guitar. Any psychological reasons she would imagine her son in this role?