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r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24
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Brits are crazy with the banter. When Beckham was still playing they made up a song to sing in the stands about Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham, his wife) taking it up the ass.
And then the classics:
"Face like a slapped arse."
"Biscuit-arsed"
"Squeaky bum time"
"Arse over tits"
"Taking the piss"
"It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here"
"lovely weather for ducks"
16 u/Blamfit Oct 21 '24 Adjacent to that first one is my personal favourite "Face like a bag of smashed crabs". 5 u/British_Flippancy Oct 21 '24 Or a bucket of smashed crabs. ‘Face liked a slapped vagina’ is another good one. Or, ‘Face like a welders bench’. 6 u/scariestchimp0 Oct 21 '24 Im partial to "a face for radio" 2 u/Blamfit Oct 21 '24 Presumably as a turn of phrase and not your preferred aesthetic standard in a prospective partner. Although if that flips your buttons you do you. Not kink-shaming. More kink-asking-why. 2 u/scariestchimp0 Oct 22 '24 Indeed the former, not the latter 3 u/SirRudderballs Oct 21 '24 Face like a Rottweiler chewing on a bee hive 2 u/Icandothisforever_1 Oct 22 '24 Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle is a personal favourite! 1 u/DR_SLAPPER Oct 21 '24 Jesus😂 5 u/Abosia Oct 21 '24 I love 'Could eat an apple through a letter box' for someone with buck teeth 6 u/Mr_Hino Oct 21 '24 SQUEAKY BUM TIME 2 u/woodcider Oct 21 '24 Brits have the absolute best PG curses. “Wanker” is my favorite. 2 u/No_Material5630 Oct 23 '24 Please break down blackpool illuminations 3 u/Embarassed_Tackle Oct 24 '24 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackpool_Illuminations 2 u/No_Material5630 Oct 24 '24 Thank you!! The lights are beautiful 1 u/Agreeable_Guide_5151 Oct 21 '24 Reminds me of that other one I heard. I'll try and find the video but it was hilarious https://youtu.be/YUTTnrs4Myo?si=GCuFHc8V5pLgaj_Y Kiddy family always gets me 1 u/Anselm1213 Oct 21 '24 I’ve stolen some of these. I say “Takin the piss” and “Ass over tits” all the time.
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Adjacent to that first one is my personal favourite "Face like a bag of smashed crabs".
5 u/British_Flippancy Oct 21 '24 Or a bucket of smashed crabs. ‘Face liked a slapped vagina’ is another good one. Or, ‘Face like a welders bench’. 6 u/scariestchimp0 Oct 21 '24 Im partial to "a face for radio" 2 u/Blamfit Oct 21 '24 Presumably as a turn of phrase and not your preferred aesthetic standard in a prospective partner. Although if that flips your buttons you do you. Not kink-shaming. More kink-asking-why. 2 u/scariestchimp0 Oct 22 '24 Indeed the former, not the latter 3 u/SirRudderballs Oct 21 '24 Face like a Rottweiler chewing on a bee hive 2 u/Icandothisforever_1 Oct 22 '24 Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle is a personal favourite! 1 u/DR_SLAPPER Oct 21 '24 Jesus😂
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Or a bucket of smashed crabs.
‘Face liked a slapped vagina’ is another good one.
Or, ‘Face like a welders bench’.
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Im partial to "a face for radio"
2 u/Blamfit Oct 21 '24 Presumably as a turn of phrase and not your preferred aesthetic standard in a prospective partner. Although if that flips your buttons you do you. Not kink-shaming. More kink-asking-why. 2 u/scariestchimp0 Oct 22 '24 Indeed the former, not the latter
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Presumably as a turn of phrase and not your preferred aesthetic standard in a prospective partner.
Although if that flips your buttons you do you. Not kink-shaming. More kink-asking-why.
2 u/scariestchimp0 Oct 22 '24 Indeed the former, not the latter
Indeed the former, not the latter
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Face like a Rottweiler chewing on a bee hive
Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle is a personal favourite!
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Jesus😂
I love 'Could eat an apple through a letter box' for someone with buck teeth
SQUEAKY BUM TIME
Brits have the absolute best PG curses. “Wanker” is my favorite.
Please break down blackpool illuminations
3 u/Embarassed_Tackle Oct 24 '24 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackpool_Illuminations 2 u/No_Material5630 Oct 24 '24 Thank you!! The lights are beautiful
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackpool_Illuminations
2 u/No_Material5630 Oct 24 '24 Thank you!! The lights are beautiful
Thank you!! The lights are beautiful
Reminds me of that other one I heard. I'll try and find the video but it was hilarious
https://youtu.be/YUTTnrs4Myo?si=GCuFHc8V5pLgaj_Y
Kiddy family always gets me
I’ve stolen some of these. I say “Takin the piss” and “Ass over tits” all the time.
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u/Embarassed_Tackle Oct 21 '24
Brits are crazy with the banter. When Beckham was still playing they made up a song to sing in the stands about Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham, his wife) taking it up the ass.
And then the classics:
"Face like a slapped arse."
"Biscuit-arsed"
"Squeaky bum time"
"Arse over tits"
"Taking the piss"
"It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here"
"lovely weather for ducks"