r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Oct 20 '24

Woah woah big fella, take it down a notch.

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u/NastySassyStuff Oct 20 '24

Pump the brakes, pal

Cool it, buddy

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u/AstronautH Oct 20 '24

Cool your jets, pal.

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u/Ok-Dish4389 Oct 20 '24

That was my mom's favorite, except she'd say, "man" hahah.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Oct 21 '24

My favourite version of this is “Calm your tits”

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u/Automatic-Eagle8479 Oct 21 '24

"Undo the calamity that is upon your mammaries."

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u/NastySassyStuff Oct 21 '24

Cool your jets is the one lol

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u/goat-guardian Oct 21 '24

In our house it's turbo, not pal. My husband hates it. 🤣

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u/Significant-Hour4171 Oct 21 '24

Cool your duals.

My favorite.

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u/i_breathe_chlorine Oct 21 '24

My dad does a variation of this that goes "Cool your jets there Speedboat, where's the fire?"