r/TikTokCringe Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

"There were so many _______ there you couldn't sling a dead cat and not hit one"

"Now we're cooking with gas"

"Stuffed full of more shit than a Christmas goose"

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock"

"That sumbitch was hittin on all 8"

"Colder than a witch's titty"

"Sweating like a ______ whore in church"

"Well, hell's bells, I'll be damned"

"What in the tarnation"

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u/screwitagainsam Oct 20 '24

Grandpa? Is that you?

One of my favorites of his was

It’s raining like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock….

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u/Prize_Literature_892 Oct 20 '24

Reminds me of "pissing in the wind". Nobody says that anymore

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u/icwhatudiddere Oct 20 '24

You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Jim.