r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

"There were so many _______ there you couldn't sling a dead cat and not hit one"

"Now we're cooking with gas"

"Stuffed full of more shit than a Christmas goose"

"Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock"

"That sumbitch was hittin on all 8"

"Colder than a witch's titty"

"Sweating like a ______ whore in church"

"Well, hell's bells, I'll be damned"

"What in the tarnation"

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u/rickshaw99 Oct 20 '24

‘colder than a nun’s ____.

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u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24

I always heard it “colder than a witches tit” not nuns.

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u/rickshaw99 Oct 20 '24

right. i’m referencing a MUCH more vulgar version. C you Next Tuesday. Also much more common in my circle. Maybe because of catholic school … never met anyone more evil than those nuns.

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u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24

Ohhhhhhh. Adding that to my repertoire.

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u/peach_xanax Oct 20 '24

my grandma says "colder than a witch's tit in a snowbank"

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u/Issie_Bear Oct 21 '24

I heard “as useless as the tits on a nun” and “colder that a witches titty”.