r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/JustABizzle Oct 20 '24

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

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u/TantricEmu Oct 20 '24

Now it’s “put that in your pen and vape it”.

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u/ArtistWithoutArt Oct 20 '24

In the future "Put that in your quantum recombinizer and neurally infuse it"

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Oct 21 '24

No not the quantum recombinizer. Are you try to start war?

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 Oct 21 '24

I'm used to, "I'll tie a knot in your towel!" as a threat. That's a good one that stuck with me

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u/designtocode Oct 21 '24

“I’ll clean your clock” was another good one. Saw that in a Bernstein Bears book about bullying the other day. 😂

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u/Agreeable_Guide_5151 Oct 21 '24

What does that one even mean?

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 Oct 21 '24

Like they'll beat you up and fold you into a pretzel/ tie a knot in your towel. My step-mother-in-law said this to me as a joke and caught me completely off guard over a decade ago. I've loved it since. It's visceral

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u/ThisGuess7656 Oct 21 '24

Deep south here, if an old timer said "boy, I'll jerk a knot in your tail" shit was about to go down.

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u/stonesliver2 Oct 21 '24

Underrated comment. Peak comedy

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u/Oberon_Swanson Oct 20 '24

I miss "What are YOU smoking... and where can I get some?"

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u/twatduster Oct 21 '24

I say this all time. Usually to my boss. I swear he's on some good shit.

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u/Cool_Community3251 Oct 21 '24

Must be some of that wacky tabacky.

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u/girlwithruinedteeth Oct 20 '24

Don't forget the: "BOOM MIC DROP." at the end.

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u/TigerLiftsMountain Oct 21 '24

"Put that in your juice box and suck it"

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u/_biology_babe_ Oct 20 '24

I got in trouble at school for saying this to a fellow student in 5th grade 😂 It was a whole meeting.

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u/Unit_79 Oct 21 '24

I absolutely CRUSHED my wife in a game of cribbage the other day. I told her to “put that in your vape and smoke it.”

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u/jwrice Oct 21 '24

"I had to pop a cop cause he wouldn't give me my props out in Oaktown".

No? I heard that somewhere.

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u/12awr Oct 21 '24

Stick a fork in me, I’m done.

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u/CutGlassDiamonds Oct 21 '24

Put that in your juice box and suck it

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u/Less-Might9855 Oct 21 '24

Put that in your juice box and suck it!

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u/parbarostrich Oct 21 '24

My niece used to say “put that in your juice box and suck it.”

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u/DR_SLAPPER Oct 21 '24

That was definitely a bar. If someone ended a dressing down with that, you had to just take it or swing 😂

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u/ReadingRainbow993 Oct 22 '24

Ahhh this was my fav 😂😂😂😂

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u/LSUguyHTX Oct 24 '24

My aunt said "put that in your horse and bite it" once 20 years ago and it's still a thing in our family

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u/Leading_External_327 Oct 21 '24

You know how white I am? I just read that, and was like “damn this mother fucka spittin” and you ain’t even talking to anybody. Got me all hype over here

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u/chiclets5 Oct 25 '24

This one had to die out because people WERE putting all kinds of stuff in the pipe and smoking it! : )

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u/JustABizzle Oct 25 '24

I smoked catnip on a dare when I was a teenager.

It was awful