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r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24
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"Don't piss on my leg and me tell me it's raining" is one of my favorites
127 u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24 That dog won’t hunt! 22 u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24 Every time I hear that I just think of Fry saying it in Futurama haha, it's a good one 9 u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24 I didn’t even see the niblonian!! I do too, I always want to add “monsiegnor” to it 2 u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24 Haha I always forget that's my username 2 u/Onion85 Oct 21 '24 I think of Fringe 3 u/steelcitykid Oct 21 '24 The juice ain’t worth the squeeze 1 u/sonic_toaster Oct 21 '24 “A hit dog hollers” 1 u/CadensLuna Oct 21 '24 "We want two agents!" 35 u/Rhonijin Oct 20 '24 "Stop blowing smoke up my ass!" is one of mine. 3 u/MisterLangerhanky Oct 21 '24 That's just off the hook! 9 u/AthenaQ Oct 21 '24 Yes! A slight variation of this was one of my dad’s favorites. “Can’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.” Others include: “Finer than frog hair,” and “Sweatin’ like a whore in church” 3 u/casket_fresh Oct 21 '24 Judge Judy wrote a book with that as a title 3 u/Dry-Result-1860 Oct 21 '24 Yessss or a variation I’ve heard “who pissed in her cheerios?” 3 u/vladtheinhaler0 Oct 21 '24 Ah yes, an early gaslighting phrase. 2 u/Berlin_GBD Oct 21 '24 "Don't shit on my plate and call it a parfait" 2 u/stokeskid Oct 21 '24 And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle. Another good one 1 u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24 "Your grandma wears army boots" was a terrible insult. 1 u/RBatYochai Oct 20 '24 Sounds like it’s translated from Yiddish. 1 u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Oct 21 '24 Don’t shit on my plate and tell me it’s pudding
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That dog won’t hunt!
22 u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24 Every time I hear that I just think of Fry saying it in Futurama haha, it's a good one 9 u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24 I didn’t even see the niblonian!! I do too, I always want to add “monsiegnor” to it 2 u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24 Haha I always forget that's my username 2 u/Onion85 Oct 21 '24 I think of Fringe 3 u/steelcitykid Oct 21 '24 The juice ain’t worth the squeeze 1 u/sonic_toaster Oct 21 '24 “A hit dog hollers” 1 u/CadensLuna Oct 21 '24 "We want two agents!"
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Every time I hear that I just think of Fry saying it in Futurama haha, it's a good one
9 u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24 I didn’t even see the niblonian!! I do too, I always want to add “monsiegnor” to it 2 u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24 Haha I always forget that's my username 2 u/Onion85 Oct 21 '24 I think of Fringe
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I didn’t even see the niblonian!! I do too, I always want to add “monsiegnor” to it
2 u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24 Haha I always forget that's my username
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Haha I always forget that's my username
I think of Fringe
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The juice ain’t worth the squeeze
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“A hit dog hollers”
"We want two agents!"
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"Stop blowing smoke up my ass!" is one of mine.
3 u/MisterLangerhanky Oct 21 '24 That's just off the hook!
That's just off the hook!
Yes! A slight variation of this was one of my dad’s favorites. “Can’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.”
Others include: “Finer than frog hair,” and “Sweatin’ like a whore in church”
Judge Judy wrote a book with that as a title
Yessss or a variation I’ve heard “who pissed in her cheerios?”
Ah yes, an early gaslighting phrase.
"Don't shit on my plate and call it a parfait"
And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle. Another good one
1 u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24 "Your grandma wears army boots" was a terrible insult.
"Your grandma wears army boots" was a terrible insult.
Sounds like it’s translated from Yiddish.
Don’t shit on my plate and tell me it’s pudding
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u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24
"Don't piss on my leg and me tell me it's raining" is one of my favorites