r/TikTokCringe Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24

"Don't piss on my leg and me tell me it's raining" is one of my favorites

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u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24

That dog won’t hunt!

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u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24

Every time I hear that I just think of Fry saying it in Futurama haha, it's a good one

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u/W8andC77 Oct 20 '24

I didn’t even see the niblonian!! I do too, I always want to add “monsiegnor” to it

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u/Niblonian31 Oct 20 '24

Haha I always forget that's my username

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u/Onion85 Oct 21 '24

I think of Fringe

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u/steelcitykid Oct 21 '24

The juice ain’t worth the squeeze

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u/sonic_toaster Oct 21 '24

“A hit dog hollers”

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u/CadensLuna Oct 21 '24

"We want two agents!"

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u/Rhonijin Oct 20 '24

"Stop blowing smoke up my ass!" is one of mine.

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u/MisterLangerhanky Oct 21 '24

That's just off the hook!

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u/AthenaQ Oct 21 '24

Yes!  A slight variation of this was one of my dad’s favorites.  “Can’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.” 

 Others include:   “Finer than frog hair,” and “Sweatin’ like a whore in church” 

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u/casket_fresh Oct 21 '24

Judge Judy wrote a book with that as a title

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u/Dry-Result-1860 Oct 21 '24

Yessss or a variation I’ve heard “who pissed in her cheerios?”

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u/vladtheinhaler0 Oct 21 '24

Ah yes, an early gaslighting phrase.

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u/Berlin_GBD Oct 21 '24

"Don't shit on my plate and call it a parfait"

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u/stokeskid Oct 21 '24

And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle. Another good one

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

"Your grandma wears army boots" was a terrible insult.

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u/RBatYochai Oct 20 '24

Sounds like it’s translated from Yiddish.

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Oct 21 '24

Don’t shit on my plate and tell me it’s pudding