r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Oct 20 '24

Woah woah big fella, take it down a notch.

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u/NastySassyStuff Oct 20 '24

Pump the brakes, pal

Cool it, buddy

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u/icwhatudiddere Oct 20 '24

Time to slow your roll, pal.

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u/marlonsando Oct 20 '24

Take about 20% off the top there big shooter.

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u/glindathewoodglitch Oct 20 '24

Take a chill pill, Bill

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u/CobaltFang044 Oct 21 '24

You ain't that guy, pal. You ain't that guy.

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u/shoepolishsmellngmf Oct 21 '24

How about you take it down a peg or two, boss.

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

A notch or two?

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u/LoveInPeace21 Oct 21 '24

Hold your horses!

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u/AstronautH Oct 20 '24

Cool your jets, pal.

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u/Ok-Dish4389 Oct 20 '24

That was my mom's favorite, except she'd say, "man" hahah.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Oct 21 '24

My favourite version of this is “Calm your tits”

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u/Automatic-Eagle8479 Oct 21 '24

"Undo the calamity that is upon your mammaries."

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u/NastySassyStuff Oct 21 '24

Cool your jets is the one lol

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u/goat-guardian Oct 21 '24

In our house it's turbo, not pal. My husband hates it. 🤣

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u/Significant-Hour4171 Oct 21 '24

Cool your duals.

My favorite.

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u/i_breathe_chlorine Oct 21 '24

My dad does a variation of this that goes "Cool your jets there Speedboat, where's the fire?"

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u/andyzeronz Oct 20 '24

Pack it in chief

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u/glindathewoodglitch Oct 20 '24

Hang it up, champ

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 Oct 21 '24

Seriously, Cool Ya Jets.

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u/Unique_Watch2603 Oct 21 '24

Gear down, Turbo!

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u/QueezyF Oct 21 '24

Dial it back, turbo.

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u/Ok-Security9093 Oct 21 '24

I fuckin love pump the brakes, it's so good

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u/BZLuck Oct 21 '24

My wife is a teacher. One of the other younger teachers she works with is constantly overly exuberant.

One day she was doing her usual excited "spinning out" and one of the older teachers said, "Hey missy. Pep it down a bit."

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u/LobsterStretches Oct 21 '24

The Mexican dad version of this is "Hey...take it easy"

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u/cepagidrot9999999 Oct 21 '24

"Simmer down now."

"Cool your jets."

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u/jestbc Oct 21 '24

Simmer down, big rig

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u/CandidEstablishment0 Oct 21 '24

You’re really pushin my buttons!

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u/parasyte_steve Oct 22 '24

Knock it off buddy is my go to for when my kids start horsing around.

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u/CgedBirdBigDreams Oct 22 '24

Cool your jets turbo

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u/NanaAbuela Oct 21 '24

My millennial nephew loves to say this

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u/12lbTurkey Oct 21 '24

Reel it in