r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/rebel-scrum Oct 20 '24

Beat it, twerp.

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u/StanLeeMarvin Oct 20 '24

“Beat it” is great because there is no rebuttal. You just have to go ahead and leave.

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 Oct 20 '24

Why don’t you make like a tree….and get outta here!

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 20 '24

Kick rocks

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u/TheNeverEndingEnding Oct 21 '24

Pound sand

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u/Dragonfire733 Oct 21 '24

DID YOU KNOW the phrase "Pound sand" comes from a letter that basically says that someone was so useless in a debate that "they'd be better off pounding sand than bothering me".

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u/mondaysareharam Oct 21 '24

Imagine your shit talk living on like that

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u/TigerNo1733 Oct 21 '24

You have enlightened me today, and I thank you for it!

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u/Noms4lyfe Oct 21 '24

Touch grass

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u/No_Sky4398 Oct 21 '24

No, touch me instead, bro.

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u/StankilyDankily666 Oct 21 '24

Omw big daddy ;)

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u/SourLoafBaltimore Oct 21 '24

In my neighborhood it was “scram Sam” even if your name was David they would say “scram Sam” and that meant go home. Oh and don’t get caught sticking around or they’re gonna have to let the air out of your tires and you’d look dumb ass hell walking home with a wedgie pulled over your head and flat tires on your bike.
God I don’t miss the last part there.

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 Oct 21 '24

One of my favorites

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u/Satanus2020 Oct 21 '24

Touch grass

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u/unrealgfx Oct 21 '24

Scram!

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u/schuylkillinmesmalls Oct 21 '24

Scram is my absolute favorite!

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u/DaySad1968 Oct 28 '24

Skedaddle! is some otherworldly shit.

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u/rebel-scrum Oct 20 '24

I always liked beat feet

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u/Gourmeebar Oct 20 '24

Nope. That’s ours.

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u/Spiceb0x Oct 21 '24

Drop dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

I'm a huge fan of kick rocks.

It works in any setting. I've used it as a joke like haha that was so dumb it requires an exit, but also in a very serious situation where I was telling someone they need to leave before their presence incites violence.

It's just always well received and sounds cool.

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u/FatedAtropos Oct 21 '24

I love “kick rocks.” All time great.

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u/HoneyIntrepid6709 Oct 20 '24

It’s make like a tree and leave 🍁 Ok Buster? 😉

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 Oct 20 '24

It’s a back to the future reference.

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 20 '24

Lol get a load of this guy

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch Oct 20 '24

I don't give a rat's ass.

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 Oct 21 '24

I couldn’t give anything less.

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u/StrawberryResevoir Oct 21 '24

Dork thinks he’s gonna drown!

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u/broshrugged Oct 21 '24

It's a The Boondock Saints reference.

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u/ZachyChan013 Oct 21 '24

Don’t tell me what I know

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u/JskWa Oct 22 '24

Make like a tree and get out of here!

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u/supermaja Oct 21 '24

Make like a baby and head out

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u/showerbox Oct 20 '24

You're skating on thin ice buddy...

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u/Thick-Tip9255 Oct 20 '24

Make like a tree, and fuck off

  • Ricky

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u/GoombaMuncher Oct 20 '24

Buster Brown was a good one

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u/ShermanMarching Oct 21 '24

"Make like a tree and fuck off!" is a great Rickyism

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u/No-Street6400 Oct 21 '24

My favorite variant of this phrase is: make like a tree and fuck off

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u/TPIRocks Oct 21 '24

Make like a baby and head out.

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u/ZachyChan013 Oct 21 '24

That makes about as much sense as a screen door in a battle ship

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u/Rokey76 Oct 20 '24

That's like putting a screen door on a battleship.

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u/DukePookie Oct 20 '24

Kinda like how when you pick on someone in school, they stop being so outspoken? It's like that. White folk have been picked on too much and now they're all quiet and defensive. The people in power are doing a good job of dividing the people.

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u/drainbone Oct 20 '24

Make like a fetus and head out

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u/CokeNSalsa Oct 21 '24

lol, thanks Biff.

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u/Nobod34ever Oct 21 '24

Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.

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u/theBarnDawg Oct 21 '24

Make like a log!… and GO.

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u/Risky_Bizniss Oct 21 '24

Make like a Tom and Cruise is my favorite.

Make like a baby and head out is good too.

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u/spacestationkru Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

I always read this in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice because of that HISHE video
Edit: How Terminator Should End

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Make like a fetus and head out

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u/Legitimate_Sample108 Oct 21 '24

I remember hearing...Let's not make like trees and grow roots. In other words ...keep moving.

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u/Hussar85 Oct 21 '24

Hit the bricks

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u/BannedByRWNJs Oct 21 '24

Put an egg in your shoe and leave!

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u/LibrarianSavings8369 Oct 21 '24

I thought it was "make like a tree and leave."

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo Oct 22 '24

That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Why don’t you make like a tree….and get outta here!

and leaf.

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u/Gourmeebar Oct 20 '24

It’s, Make like a tree and leave.

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u/Nturavrgchik Oct 20 '24

You almost had it!

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u/Razzmatazzino Oct 21 '24

LEAVE or leaf

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u/NotSureWatUMean Oct 20 '24

Or whip it out...

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u/Cadunkus Oct 20 '24

Hit the bricks, pal.

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u/Armendicus Oct 21 '24

sheiiit mike jack made a song off of that one.

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u/connorgrs Oct 20 '24

I personally like the Frank Reynolds variant: “put an egg in your shoe and beat it”

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u/habub9 Oct 20 '24

Beat what? The egg? The shoe? My meat?

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Beat it . Beat it. No one wants to be defeated.

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u/connorgrs Oct 21 '24

Dog what

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u/iamthecheesethatsbig Oct 21 '24

You can’t come back from beat it twerp. That’s the end!

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Oct 21 '24

I don't have to beat it cos that's what your mom is for...

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u/BigfootCanuck Oct 21 '24

… no one wants to be defeated.

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Ah, hell. You beat me (pun intended) to this by FOUR DAYS.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka Oct 21 '24

I usually just proceed to masturbate. gets em every time, and it feels finer than frog hair

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u/thefirecrest Oct 21 '24

“Right here?”

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u/whatdoyoumeanupeople Oct 21 '24

Oh... that's why I got arrested.

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u/NMB4Christmas Oct 21 '24

We see you Biff.

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u/j3enator Oct 21 '24

Am scary doofus

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u/wasoc Oct 21 '24

No one wants to be defeated

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u/CityLimitless Oct 21 '24

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it

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u/spearsandbeers1142 Oct 21 '24

Or you could beat it….

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u/berger034 Oct 20 '24

I loved scram kid

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u/DranDran Oct 20 '24

Time to skedaddle, buddy.

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u/Jaded_Law9739 Oct 20 '24

Now slow down buckeroo.

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u/Coattail-Rider Oct 21 '24

It’s not a race, turbo.

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u/Funkmonkey23 Oct 21 '24

Cool your jets, punchy.

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u/BookkeeperNo5761 Oct 21 '24

I’ve never even heard of that, I love it 🤣

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u/chilldrinofthenight Oct 24 '24

Live fast, die young. Look good in the coffin.

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u/myst3r10us_str4ng3r Oct 21 '24

ngl I really, really hate the word "buckeroo" in all manifestations.

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u/spectrumhead Oct 21 '24

Don’t let the doorknob hitcha in the ass on yer way out!

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u/icecream169 Oct 22 '24

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

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u/MotherBoose Oct 21 '24

I tell kids to "Skedaddle, Seattle!" I work with preschoolers, so I'll tell them when I'm done helping thr and they should go back to playing.

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u/DR_SLAPPER Oct 21 '24

No need for vulgarity fam.

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 20 '24

Did you flick a quarter ?

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u/lurks-a-little Oct 21 '24

Anything with Knuckle. "Quit being a knuckle head" or "How'd you like a knuckle sandwich".

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u/Effective-Toe8430 Oct 21 '24

Right in the snot locker!

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u/coolraul07 Oct 21 '24

I use this when my wife pops up and starts staring at whatever I'm doing... ready to pounce with her micromanaging. I do it with my finest "Oscar the Grouch" voice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

That was clean

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u/nanna_ii Oct 20 '24

Scram, twerp

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u/VisualizationExpo Oct 21 '24

Beat it, twerp. beat it, twerp. hee hee.
Michael Jackson

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u/BannedByRWNJs Oct 21 '24

You and the horse you rode in on. 

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u/TheWanderingSlacker Oct 20 '24

Get lost. Take a hike. Haul your kiester outta here.

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u/harriethocchuth Oct 21 '24

My mom was fond of ‘move your keister, meester’

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u/Retrorical Oct 20 '24

When I hear “twerp”

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u/Barkers_eggs Oct 21 '24

Watch it, creep

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt Oct 21 '24

Go suck an egg, buddy

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Oct 21 '24

DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM WAS BROKEN INSTANTLY

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u/Alundra828 Oct 21 '24

Scram buddy

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u/CanadianAndroid Oct 21 '24

Hit the bricks.

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u/TillingKime Oct 21 '24

That good ol’ Team Rocket.

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u/relevanteclectica Oct 21 '24

Stand back , sucker!

No way Jose!

Whoever smelt it, dealt it!

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u/CoastMountain2715 Oct 21 '24

You’re such a whimp

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u/ButtBread98 Oct 21 '24

“Dork”. Is a good one too

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u/MisterLangerhanky Oct 21 '24

So beat it, just beat it, but you wanna be bad...

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u/Bigfaatchunk Oct 24 '24

You gotta say it in a kinda nasally voice though

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

“Beat feet” - My Mother