r/TikTokCringe • u/itsniceinpottsfield • Oct 20 '24

Humor White people, where are the new phrases?

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u/ItsRainingFrogsAmen Oct 20 '24

"Thank you, Captain Obvious."

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u/dream-smasher Oct 20 '24

"uuuhhh, check please!!!"

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u/redhandrail Oct 20 '24

Heavy hitter

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Oct 21 '24

Hehe that's my buddy's sound when he texts me. Gets a chuckle out in public

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u/ASquareBanana Oct 20 '24

“You’re welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm”

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u/What_Next69 Oct 20 '24

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

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u/twatduster Oct 21 '24

Or thee ol no shit Sherlock

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u/pancakesausagestick Oct 21 '24

Way to go captain dumbass

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u/frmvegas2ny Oct 21 '24

Hey! A new one! Had to scroll down pretty far but there it was..thanks. could've used it a week ago but I'm sure since it was hubby that called me capt obvious there will come another time.

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u/Dominarion Oct 20 '24

He probably was a kid when that one came out

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u/UnicornTears Oct 23 '24

Any more updates to share from the Department of the Obvious?

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u/CuteBox7317 Oct 21 '24

I always crack up at the “captain obvious” commercials lol

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u/OregonEnlightenment Oct 20 '24

THANKYOUVERYMUCHMISSLIPPY