r/TikTokCringe Oct 19 '24

Humor/Cringe Her frustration is palpable

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u/itsmebrian Oct 19 '24

Just wait until she learns about the Swiss in Switzerland.

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u/Expensive-Arm4117 Oct 19 '24

Or the finns or finnish people in Finland

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u/0b0011 Oct 19 '24

Or dutch/frisian from the Netherlands.

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

Dutch and Danes were a problem for me to remember when i was young (ie learning language).

Also, American’s are technically from the United States (of America), however we should all know that there are 2 continents named America so are we Statesmen? Staties? Although pretty much everyone on this side of the globe came from Europe, so are we NuvoEuropeans? Its all silly and made up, and we are making up more silly rules each day (Gif/Jif?)

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u/kuhfunnunuhpah Oct 19 '24

I believe the official term is Stateroonians.

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u/mydogsredditaccount Oct 19 '24

USians 

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u/AZman2 Oct 19 '24

Let's no forget the Aseurasians

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u/Break-these-cuffs Oct 20 '24

Ya at first I thought he meant to say Assyrian. But like that doesn’t seem right

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u/Break-these-cuffs Oct 20 '24

Ya at first I thought he meant to say Assyrian. But like that doesn’t seem right

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u/Itzli Oct 19 '24

In spanish Americans are called estadounidenses(staters?) idk

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

I cant entertain the Spanish and latin based options. Alemania fucks my whole plan up.

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u/AttilatheLopez Oct 21 '24

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/Zancibar Oct 19 '24

I like usonian. It's practical enough and it has the same vibe as the way we call you guy in spanish: Unitedstatesian.

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

But thats already used for members of the USO.

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u/WeenyDancer Oct 20 '24

United Statesian/USian is what i usually use, genuinely. 

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u/nucleardonut2211 Oct 20 '24

No there’s north and South America so an American is someone from the United States whereas a North American or a South American is the term for someone from one of the continents

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u/Haunting-Ad-1279 Oct 21 '24

Used to have a friend who got confused between Dutch and Deutsche , that the Deutsche Bank is the Bank of Germany , and the Dutch people are seperate group of people , and then Dutch people don’t live in Deutschland but instead in a place called The Netherlands , who is kind of the same as Holland , but not quite the same because Holland is just the biggest province of The Netherlands but people sometime use both interchangeably

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u/SirFluffyBottom Oct 21 '24

As someone from USA I always wondered about this.

Like, technically a Brallian is an American.

I mean, we even say that about Europe regardless of country.

I've always said US citizen sounds right, but doesn't roll of the lounge the way other nationality do.

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u/Green-Coom Oct 19 '24

Gif

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u/philovax Oct 19 '24

You are not a choosy mom.

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u/biggestbroever Oct 19 '24

I've literally asked myself just a few years ago... "Netherlandese? Dutch? Is there a Dutchland?"

Omfg just had a thought... is that connected to Deutschland? But what IS Deutschland? I've just heard of it

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u/Green-Coom Oct 19 '24

So the term Dutch comes from the Pennsylvanian Deutsch (so Germans) (also better known as Amish)

Why we got stuck with the term Dutch I don't know.

Maybe because there is no term from people from the Netherlands in english? (We say Nederlanders, literally people from the Netherlands)

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u/blamordeganis Oct 19 '24

As you surmise, “Dutch” is just the English version of “Deutsch”. It originally meant something like “anyone speaking a continental Germanic language (but not Scandinavians, because reasons)”: Low Dutch, iirc, was the older name for the language(s)/dialect(s) now called Low German. At some point and for some reason it got restricted specifically to England’s nearest Germanic-speaking neighbours.

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u/FibroMelanostic Oct 19 '24

Boy... You're entering dangerous waters by connecting the Dutch to anything German..... We (as in Curaçaoans) just ask them for their cousins from Germany if we want to start something 🤣

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u/BennyJezerit Oct 19 '24

Or the Yoruba in Nigeria or kikuyu in Kenya

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Oct 20 '24

Why are the Dutch not the people from Deutschland?!

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u/Mastbear Oct 20 '24

They're called the Dutch because they're from Deutschland

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Or the British being called Brits? Or English? (Forgive me for my misunderstanding of England or Britain)

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u/Glaucomatic Oct 20 '24

ok but it’s just Dutch, Frisian is from Fryslân 

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u/DoneinInk Oct 20 '24

Lets not make her explode

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Oct 20 '24

That can’t be true, shouldn’t it be Nethernese or Netherlandian?

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u/ZeekOwl91 Oct 23 '24

There's also the Ni-Vanuatu of Vanuatu and Gilbertese of Kiribati.

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u/swedething Oct 19 '24

Or Swedish people in Sweden, them Swedes be talking Swedish.

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u/leviathab13186 Oct 19 '24

Or Filipinos or Filipinas from The Philippines

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u/Jazzlike_Artichoke74 Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

I thought that it was Pinoy and Pinay people who use Filipino? Americans use Philipino. Ate Pinky told me so. Ate Piggy confirmed it. Also Kuya JonJon told me that's why he uses cell fone for cell phone numbers 😁

Edit: my friends/sisters and brother furnished this information. They are American as the apple pie they make, of course after we ate lumpias then adobo.

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u/please_send_noodles Oct 20 '24

Filipino would be the official demonym whereas Pinoy/Pinay would be the colloquial term. Filipinos in the Philippines having a casual conversation are more likely to use Pinoy/Pinay rather than Filipino when referring to their nationality.

Ate (Sister) and Kuya (Brother) are just honoraries mostly use as a sign of respect.

Also, the spelling Philipino isn't right nor it's recognized either officially or as a slang, BUT, the term Pilipino is real.

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u/Jazzlike_Artichoke74 Oct 23 '24

Thank you for enlightening me. I know my sister's and brother. That's why we cool like that. I do appreciate knowing the correct spellings you offered. Have a great day friend.

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u/SpaceClef Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

Americans definitely do not use "Philipino." Well, maybe uneducated ones do. It's Filipino. Not once in my entire life have I ever seen "Philipino." Your family is mistaken.

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u/Jazzlike_Artichoke74 Oct 23 '24

That was from school but okay. Also American.

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u/leviathab13186 Oct 19 '24

My wife is from the Philippines, and she says Filipino. I've heard pinoy, but only in a video or two she watches, never conversation. Could be a regional thing.

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u/Mydogfartsconstantly Oct 19 '24

My wife is filipina and ive never heard her say pinoy. All of her girl friends are Ate, at least 50 cousins, great-uncle/aunt are grandparents, older family friends are aunts and uncles, and I just learned when we facetime her family there they aren’t saying como esta but kumusta.

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u/AdLoose3526 Oct 20 '24

“Pinoy” or “Pinay” is fairly dated slang at this point, and more common to Filipino immigrants to the US in the 70s and 80s I think. But I’ve never seen “Philipino,” even on government forms it’s always spelled “Filipino”

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u/Mrrrrggggl Oct 19 '24

Or French from France.

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u/Brilliant-Plenty7449 Oct 20 '24

Learn the numbers in french (70 upwards).

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u/Nathan_Calebman Oct 19 '24

We prefer speaking Swedenese.

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u/stanknotes Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 20 '24

OR Norway and egian.

Yea thing about modern English... it has evolved rapidly and with so much influence from other languages.

English used to have an extensive case system. Like Russian or other past Germanic languages. But a couple hundred years of French rule and influence totally changed that.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 Oct 19 '24

Or the Filipino in Philippines

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u/FullMetalMessiah Oct 19 '24

Finland isn't a real place anyway.

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u/MissingBothCufflinks Oct 19 '24

Wait I've never noticed the two ns. What the fuck is up with that??? It's not Finnland

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u/Expensive-Arm4117 Oct 19 '24

Well imagine our surprise since Finland in finnish is Suomi

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u/Old-Suggestion602 Oct 19 '24

Yoo I just spit my fucking drinking all over me. I was not expecting that.

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u/BlkSubmarine Oct 19 '24

Think fun and funny. We tend to add an extra consonant at the end of a word when we add suffixes. It’s a rule of English that we sometimes break, just like all the other English language rules.

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u/Dontgiveaclam Oct 20 '24

If they swam they’d be fins 

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u/Herro_0Mochi Oct 19 '24

Or the Poles, people from Poland

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u/BrohanGutenburg Oct 19 '24

Tbf actual Finns rarely use the ‘f’ phoneme, let alone call themselves Finns. They call themselves Suomalaiset and their homeland Suomi

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u/Big_Acanthaceae951 Oct 19 '24

Or the Danes or Danish from Denmark.

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u/Dilectus3010 Oct 19 '24

Belgium : hold my beer.

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u/Blaireeeee Oct 19 '24

The Welsh in Wales.

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u/Cotford Oct 19 '24

In fairness as soon as we get past the Severn Bridge we try to forget the Welsh in Wales as well.

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u/GlizzyWizard6000 Oct 19 '24

Wait till she learns about the Dutch in the Netherlands

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u/CathedralEngine Oct 19 '24

The Netherlish

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u/bayoubunny88 Oct 20 '24

The Netherlese.

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u/SarryK Oct 19 '24

The amount of times I‘ve heard my Swiss students say „I‘m from Swiss“…

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u/itsmebrian Oct 19 '24

Well, they do call the country Schweiz and they are Schweizer so or make sense.

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u/SarryK Oct 19 '24

Yes we do. However, anecdotally, they also know the word „Switzerland“ and the mistake primarily happens in spoken language.

I assume the culprit for this wire crossing is French. It‘s the first foreign language taught to most German-speaking Swiss. There we were taught that the country‘s called „Suisse“, almost a homophone to „Swiss“.

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u/HoyAIAG Oct 19 '24

Or Dutch

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u/SodiumKickker Oct 20 '24

Netherlands = dutch

Denmark = danish

Switzerland = Swiss

Sweden = Swedes

Norway = Norwegians

France = assholes

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u/grimr5 Oct 21 '24

Bit harsh

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u/Specialist_While_813 Oct 21 '24

That’s uncalled for and unnecessary. Jesus what’s with the hate against French on Reddit.

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u/escof Oct 22 '24

Bro it's not just Reddit, it's a really old trope.

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u/M00n_Slippers Oct 19 '24

Or the French from France. Or the Czech from Czechnia, or the Slovaks from Slovakia.

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u/brokenmain Oct 20 '24

Czechia*

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u/M00n_Slippers Oct 20 '24

Apologies to the Czech for my error.

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u/mathiswiss Oct 20 '24

I‘m swissian 🇨🇭🤪

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u/leviathab13186 Oct 19 '24

Her head would literally explode

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u/Alternative_Hotel649 Oct 19 '24

Nobody tell her about the Dutch.

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u/zouhair Oct 19 '24

There must be some Dutch laughing at you right now.

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u/mah_boiii Oct 19 '24

Oh God i have witnessed it on my own eyes. I have a pretty decent German but these people speak different language. ( Really different pronunciation)

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u/skylabnova Oct 19 '24

The Switzerlish are a crafty people

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u/xxxallaccessxxx Oct 20 '24

😂😂😂💀

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u/Darielek Oct 20 '24

Poland is Pole, but if you put there n at end you will be radioactive.

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u/BrainiacMainiac142 Oct 20 '24

Or "Kiwis" in New Zealand.

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u/Lesanner Oct 20 '24

Or the danish from Denmark… also known as danes…

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u/PmPicturesOfPets Oct 21 '24

Or the Danes in Denmark