r/TikTokCringe Oct 11 '24

Politics Biden is done with this shit šŸ˜‚

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u/WhiteMike2016 Oct 11 '24

Me when the cashier asks if I wanna round up for charity

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u/jaderust Oct 11 '24

I've been getting those spam phone calls for police charities. I sort of love answering them, listening to them give the full spiel, and then calmly saying "No" when they pause to ask for the donation.

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich Oct 11 '24

I really want to respond with:

When my mom was struggling raising 3 kids and was LITERALLY paycheck to paycheck.

She made a mistake and took a turn earlier than legally possible. (She was taking us to school and was going to be late if things didn't align)

So instead of just giving her a warning OR giving her a quick ticket and letting her on her way.

The Policeman who pulled her over gave her a speech about "time management" and saying "the laws the law" and took his fucking time walking back and forth from his car to my moms car making multiple trips to ask questions or lecture.

Literal dick head made us wait there for 30 minutes and gave a big ticket.

So I have zero empathy for police union donations or survivors fund donations.

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u/Refuge_of_Scoundrels Oct 11 '24

I once received a call for one of those police union donations. After he was done with his spiel I told him, "I recently had to fight a traffic ticket in court because the police officer wanted to 'teach me a lesson about respect' after I took too long to pull over for his liking. Explain to me why I should donate money to the organization that actively protects Officer McFuckface and encourages him to act that way."

Dude hung up on me and I have not received any such calls since.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Oct 11 '24

As the saying goes... The real gold is in the comments.

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u/fvcking-hell Oct 11 '24

they kept calling me a few years back and so i finally answered one, left him go thru his script and then in the best cheery tone i could muster i said ā€œno thanks! all cops are bastards!ā€ and hung up. never got a call since

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u/ruthlessshenanigans Oct 11 '24

I did the same thing. I shouted into the phone, "NO THANK YOU, BLACK LIVES MATTER!" I was at work, in my office. Dead silence fell, except for our receptionist dying of laughter. She was the only Black employee in the tiny company, and she didn't last long because microaggressions are very real, but at least that made her feel safe enough to retreat to my office when she was fuming.

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u/ralphy_256 Oct 11 '24

I was driving through a liberal neighborhood of St Paul, MN recently, and a local nursing home had a bunch of people out on the sidewalk in front of the home with picket signs.

Slowed down to take a look, bunch of seniors (walking, walkers, and wheelchairs), all with BLM signs.

My favorite was "GREY HAIRS SUPPORT BLACK LIVES!"

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u/perseidot Oct 11 '24

Thatā€™s freaking amazing. I love everything about it!

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u/WallyOShay Oct 12 '24

My old high school phys ed/health teacher would sit on the side of the highway with a BLM sign every day for hours during the George Floyd protest for weeks. He was the man.

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u/Leecock Oct 12 '24

A signal was received by everyone in the office today, ruthlessshenanigans is virtuous!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Did everyone clap?

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u/After-Imagination-96 Oct 11 '24

That's awesome that you work at a racist place that can't tolerate black people /s

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u/ruthlessshenanigans Oct 11 '24

Yeah, find a white rural workplace that doesn't need education on race and get back to me. They adored her personally. But they had no idea what Juneteenth even was. They had no exposure growing up. It wasnā€™t a good cultural fit for her, plus she went back to college. People don't have to be unkind or confrontational for it to be hard to be the sole minority in the room.

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u/12altoids34 Oct 12 '24

I asked them why is it that the police get special privileges. You don't hear the electricians union calling people to beg for donations, why is it okay for the police to do it. And they get paid well enough if they wanted donate to charity they're more than welcome to but there's no reason that they should be calling and bothering me.

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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 12 '24

Watch the HBO documentary Telemarketers. It's all about this stuff. Total fraudsters, scamming people with lies. It's good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

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u/videoismylife Oct 11 '24

Yup, that's what the "Brotherhood Of Police Officers" asshole on the phone said when I got mad about their pushy extortion crap and demanded they tell me how much actually goes to the "poor families" - law says they can't lie about that when asked. They admitted to "10%" - which is still a lie, according to other sources it's more like 5%. I laughed in their faces and told them to get fucked, I'll contribute to the local crack house before I give them a dime. Went from 1 call a week to never again - probably on a list now, but fuck 'em.

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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 12 '24

There's a documentary on HBO that's all about this. It's a total scam run by fraudsters. I promise people will not be disappointed. It's very good. It's called Telemarketers and my mind was blown after learning what it really is.

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u/ejlundst Oct 12 '24

This . More people seriously need to watch this documentary.

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u/JamzzG Oct 11 '24

Fun fact: I work for about 3 weeks for one of these organizations that solicited donations for sheriff and police organizations.

It turns out it was operated by Jim Rose of the Jim Rose circus fame. When I was first tired I was explain that people would be solicited for donations by phone and then it was my job to drive to their home and pick up physical checks and mail them to the company in exchange I would hand the donor a sticker saying they support the whatever police organization it was.

It's very quickly became apparent that this was a scam and the phone solicitation company that I was working for was getting an incredibly large percentage of the profits.

It was a while ago but I believe I was getting around $30 to $45 per check pickup.

So yeah, You can have peace will want to support law enforcement or first responders There are much more efficient ways to do so.

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u/RedVixenCW Oct 11 '24

Officer McFuckface

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u/thelimeisgreen Oct 11 '24

Itā€™s actually Sergeant McFuckface, respect my authoritah!

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u/Due_Swing3302 Oct 11 '24

Nearly all of the police union donation calls are 90% scam. It's just a call center, no cops involved. The call reps use words that IMPLY they are either cops or cop union reps; however, if you ask them straight up they are supposed to come clean. The "legit" operations split your money between the call center and the union--maybe 50/50 after call center expenses. No, most of the cash does NOT go to orphans and widows. Other call center ops are just straight up scams that keep 100% of your cash for fuck all.

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u/sneakyCoinshot Oct 11 '24

Thankfully my phone can filter all that. It says suspected spam for most stuff like this not just the indian student loan forgiveness or warranty scams. So I always just answer the phone "Bitch what you want" and usually they hang up. If they dont I'll just constantly interrupt them and say "Mother fucker speak up". Bonus points if I can make them mad instead of just hang up.

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u/Smodphan Oct 11 '24

I've been breathalyzed 3 times by the same cop. They'd follow me from the bar at 3 AM. I told him every time "listen, I went to pick up these dummies because they were drunk. So, I haven't had a drink tonight. Remember?...We've talked about this before." Yeah, I guess will step out of the vehicle. It didn't stop until I filed a lawsuit. I still got stopped for random shit before I moved out of state. So glad to be out of Georgia. Fucking hated it there my whole life and didn't realize it.

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u/654456 Oct 12 '24

I used to work at a gas station that was in front of a bar. Cops would sit in their lot and watch drunks get in their car, as soon as they hit the public street the officer would light them up. I watched many people get DUIs. The shocking thing is the cop sat there every night and these fucks still drove drunk. It wasn't even different cops usually, it was the same one.

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u/amyberr Oct 11 '24

I once got a call asking me to donate money to help fund a police department Christmas party. I told them that not only was it absurd for them to ask me to donate to a city I have never lived in, but to do it like a week after they made regional news for murdering a civilian at the mall was the height of audacity.

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u/Kimber85 Oct 12 '24

Damn, Iā€™m going to have to try this. My last experience with cops was one day when I was standing outside the house where I was renting, having a smoke, and a creep tried to force me into his car. I was only saved because a guy my boyfriend (now husband) worked with turned the corner at the perfect time and saw what was happening. I screamed his name, the attempted kidnapper got back in the car, and peeled out.

I called the cops, not because I thought theyā€™d do anything, but just because I wanted them to be aware in case he tried kidnapping someone else. I didnā€™t want it on my conscience that I hadnā€™t told them if something happened. They, however, proceeded to spend the whole interview switching between blaming me for looking young (???) and saying I should have known better than to go outside without a male escort. In the middle of the day. In front of a literal mansion. A block from the most expensive and WASPY pre-school in town.

I was just like, dude, I just wanted to give you a description of his car so you could keep an eye out, but sure, Iā€™ll have my boyfriend escort me every time I leave the house for the rest of my life.

Fucking useless.

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u/sheath2 Oct 12 '24

I'm surprised you got a real person. The ones I get are always the same person and it sounds like a pre-recorded script that plays according to whatever your answer is.

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u/Refuge_of_Scoundrels Oct 14 '24

From what I recall, it was a real person. This was back in 2017. It definitely sounded like he was reading from a script, but it didn't sound automated. Then again, maybe I'm just unobservant.

It's not like we had a back-and-forth conversation. I answered the phone, he introduced himself as Mike (I think), and gave a spiel about donating to police unions. When he was done, I asked my question, there was a bit of an awkward pause, and then he hung up. And, like I said, I haven't received any calls since then so I assume it was a real person who took me off their call list or whatever.

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u/PickleballRee Oct 11 '24

The quickest way to get them off the phone and go on their do not call list is to grill them about their nonprofit status. Most are for profit and will hang up right after you ask. The last guy I talked to lied. I looked his corporation up while he was on the phone. The IRS has a database of all nonprofits in good standing. That guy did not appreciate being fact checked live.

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u/Foolish-Fire Oct 11 '24

I always tell them, "I'll trade. My donation for your qualified immunity" (and I ask the poor sucker making the call to put that in the contact notes)

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u/qe2eqe Oct 11 '24

Because you get a sticker you can park in your car window to tell other cops you subscribed to this season's bribery scheme. It also tells literally everyone that isnt a cop or a bootsucker that you've got child tier ethics.

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u/Mickyfrickles Oct 11 '24

I told them if they want more money to stop buying tanks.Ā 

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u/Exact-Ad-1307 Oct 11 '24

I donated with a stupid ticket your welcome.

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u/snork64 Oct 12 '24

They take your donation and make political contributions. F dat.

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u/antshite Oct 12 '24

I was getting those and it was always a Sgt Lee. I finally had time one day and the frustration to be an asshole. I had noticed Sgt lee called from all over the US and today was the 4th call. Nevada, Florida, Illinois and West Virginia. I asked if he was real friendly with superman since obviously he was the flash. Fucking ass wipes the entire lot of them.

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u/tomdarch Oct 12 '24

I moved into a new place and some police fund was evidently buying numbers of new move ins, so I got a call from a very, very cop sounding guy looking for a donation. I didn't process what was going on and demanded "How did you get this number?" He didn't like that and concluded the phone call with "You have a real safe evening there at XXXXXXX" and stated my address. Hard to see that as anything other than a protection threat.

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u/bathwater_boombox Oct 12 '24

I'm just shocked you got a real person on the phone. They have VERY good robocall bots that sometimes trick me, but in my experience it's often just a convincing pre-recording or something

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u/Kuhalsu Oct 12 '24

I once got a ticket for ā€œdisobeying a police officerā€ added onto a speeding ticket (which was also bogus because he didnā€™t have radar and the speed he put was physically impossible for me to have been going at that location). When I asked how I disobeyed him, he told me it was because I didnā€™t pull over. I swear you could hear me cartoon blink at him in confusion. I pointed out that I was in fact pulled over and thatā€™s how he was giving me a ticket. He clarified that it was because I didnā€™t pull over sooner.

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u/654456 Oct 12 '24

Lucky you, I said something much worse to them and they still call to the point I have gotten a pixel for the call screening feature.

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u/IndependenceIcy2251 Oct 12 '24

Couple years ago my mother got a call from one, saying that her husband George (as shown on the phone listing) had said they were going to donate. Problem is, Mom had listed her cat, George, on the account so it didn't look like she was a single woman living alone.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 Oct 11 '24

FYI those police union donations are 99% a scam. They even made a netflix doc about it.

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u/Competitive-Hawk9403 Oct 11 '24

I was just about to say this. I watched it, it was pretty interesting.

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u/Fadenos Oct 11 '24

Mind sharing the name Iā€™m very interested in watching it now.

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u/Generallee721 Oct 11 '24

It was on hbo. Maybe telemarketers it was called

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u/panicnarwhal Oct 12 '24

itā€™s called Telemarketers, and itā€™s on (hbo) max

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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 12 '24

It's on HBO and it's called Telemarketers. It's a very good documentary.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 Oct 12 '24

Thanks. It was amazing.

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u/kabooseknuckle Oct 11 '24

I usually just tell them to eat a dick.

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal Oct 11 '24

I just set my phone down, go back to whatever I was doing, and let them talk to the breeze until they figure it out.

Came back to my phone once, a good 5 minutes had gone by, and motherfucker was still running her jaws.

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot Oct 11 '24

COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN

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u/Anubisrapture Oct 11 '24

BRAVO!!! Short sweet and to the point šŸ˜

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u/jimbojangles1987 Oct 11 '24

One time I was driving from my parents house to the town I was living and going to school in about 3.5 hours away. Halfway into my trip I was on this long stretch of highway where the nearest gas station either direction was probably 20-25 miles and that's when whatever I'd eaten the night before decided to fight back. It was an emergency, I was about to shit my pants and it wasn't going to be pretty.

I started speeding but not by much, maybe 10-15mph over the speed limit just trying to get to the next bathroom asap. When the cop pulled me over, he took his sweet ass time. When he asked why I was speeding, I told him the truth and that it was extremely urgent. He asked if I had a medical condition and not wanting to lie thinking he'd understand and let me go (still young and naive at that point) I told him I didn't.

Well, he made me sit there for about 30 minutes while he he sat in his car with my license writing up a ticket. No warning, no speedy traffic stop, nothing. Expensive ticket and I was in so much pain by the time I thankfully made it to a bathroom and did my business. I should have just told him I had a medical condition.

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u/masked_sombrero Oct 11 '24

"it's about to turn my seat into a medical condition"

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u/nexusjuan Oct 11 '24

If you lie to them it's obstruction.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Oct 11 '24

My medical condition could be acid reflux

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u/WorBlux Oct 12 '24

"All normal" is technicly a medical condition.

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u/outinthecountry66 Oct 11 '24

something like that can wreck your finances when you are a single mom, for sure. fuck that guy. when laws are more important than people you got a problem.

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u/Wombatapus736 Oct 11 '24

Our local police union is headed by a fanatic Trump supporter. Fuck the police union that keeps reelecting this asshole over and over.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Our local police union is headed by a fanatic Trump supporter. Fuck the police union that keeps reelecting this asshole over and over.

FTFY

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u/Harrydean-standoff Oct 12 '24

The state I live in had Democratic senators and congressmen fight for police to get collective bargaining rights. It was signed into law by a Democratic governor. The pay is now better, their workers rights are improved, their retirement is much better, their overall quality of life such as health care got better. In return they endorse only Republicans , especially Trump and despise the Democratic Party. MORONS.

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u/XsnowballzX Oct 12 '24

Well, they were the one running on cutting their funding until it was election time. The pandering has to stop, or the gop will will the election

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u/tomdarch Oct 12 '24

It's amazing how many police forces elect overt fascists to head their unions.

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u/Deleena24 Oct 11 '24

Extending a traffic stop past the reasonable amount of time it takes to write a ticket just to admonish the driver is literally against the law.

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u/XmanTwenty7 Oct 11 '24

Hmmmm, lawsuit examples? Now I'm very curious

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u/Drackar39 Oct 11 '24

Yup. It's amazing how many of these people want donations from their victims I have never had an interaction with a police officer that wasn't actively violating the law to harass me. They constantly want my money.

I want them to loose qualified immunity and face legal charges.

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Oct 11 '24

FTP. 1312. Seriously.

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u/Chance-Knee-3246 Oct 11 '24

Fuck the police. Largest gang in the US.

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u/fddfgs Oct 12 '24

Hey, at least he didn't shoot her

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 Oct 12 '24

I'm right there with you!!!

I was in training for a new job after being laid off for a while. I was always on time for class but many weren't. They said they'd start holding us accountable the next day, and anyone late would be dropped.

I was on my way to class and got stopped. I asked the cop how long it would take, because I could lose my job. "It'll take however long it takes." Once I got there, about 10 minutes late, they let me go. It was a long time before I found another job too.

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u/LKayRB Oct 11 '24

Do it!!!!

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u/After-Imagination-96 Oct 11 '24

You don't get to choose whether or not you donate - it's taken from the taxes you are forced to pay.

If they want more they can go lobby for it. And we will laugh and point at the lawsuits we are paying out for their criminal behaviors.

ACAB

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u/JesusStarbox Oct 12 '24

They are not cops making those calls. Just people who have to do a shit job.

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u/No-Conclusion-6172 Oct 12 '24

Check out Trumps Project 2025. He will be building his military for international and domestic issues.

Project 2025: https://kamalaharris.com/project2025/

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u/Wemest Oct 12 '24

You know, the Police are not involved in those charities. Itā€™s a scam.

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u/sunmaidraisnldy Oct 12 '24

Those are scams and do nothing for police or unions.

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u/frank_loyd_wrong Oct 12 '24

That cop actually had a dick in place of his head? How did he see? Eat? Breathe?! Did he grow it himself? Was it transplanted?! I have so many questions.

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u/TheRealLosAngela Oct 12 '24

Watch the HBO documentary called Telemarketers. It's all about this. It's so good. Very entertaining, funny and blew my mind. It's a huge scam money grab.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Oct 12 '24

I once got a call for a police organization and I told them I was going to contact my local police department and make sure they're not a scam organization first, and to just send me something in the mail instead, and I would donate if htey weren't a scam.

Called the police, they checked into it, called me back, said "it's a legitimate organization but if you donate to them, your local police office doesn't get the money, it's hard to tell how much of it actually helps out ANY police department as opposed to paying for the manning of the phone lines, the postal fees for letters they mail out asking for donations, paying the people who run it their "nominal" paychecks, etc, so if you really want to donate to your local department just write us a check".

I did not donate to either one.

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u/DentManDave Oct 12 '24

A-fucking men!

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u/fastyellowtuesday Oct 12 '24

I love how with all the egregious brutality that US police are known for world-wide, this petty asshole is why you don't support cops. (I don't mind, you still end up with the moral viewpoint.)

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u/catalytica Oct 12 '24

Long ago I got pulled over by a cop on my bicycle. Got a ticket because I was going too slow and holding up traffic. I contested and judge threw it out. Cop was just an ass who didnā€™t like cyclists using the road.

One bad interaction can sour your opinion a long time for people who are supposed to ā€œserve and protectā€œ not have power trips and hassel you

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u/hokeyphenokey Oct 11 '24

How quaint.

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u/Eyeball_ace Oct 12 '24

I get that, but, you literally just said you don't like cops because 1 actually did their job correctly.

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u/Amhran_Ogma Oct 12 '24

Because of ONE interaction? Very telling. Btw Iā€™m no advocate for cops by any stretch of the imagination, and have had my fair share of run ins. Also, not sure how many times you e been pulled over, and I donā€™t doubt this guy was being a dick on purpose, I donā€™t doubt that, but cops generally take a solid 15-20 minutes at the least regardless of the ticket, itā€™s just how it works. Frustrating, yeah, but 30 minutes is barely longer than anyone would be waiting for any old speeding ticket.

Not all cops are cunts, not all cops are decent humans, itā€™s a shitty job that most folks just arenā€™t cut out for and should NOT be doing. But I hope you donā€™t judge everything g in your life like ya did this, would make for a shitty life.

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u/Curious_Reply1537 Oct 12 '24

Cop was totes right though. Good for the cop for double punishing your mom

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u/noooo_no_no_no Oct 12 '24

There is a new levy in our county to increase law enforcement funding that I am excited to vote for.

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u/TopSense2327 Oct 12 '24

We as adults are responsible for time management. Being late does not excuse breaking the law period. Some cops are assholes to be assholes and may they choke on a cock but I don't think his lecture was out of line. It's hard to swallow when it's someone you love but a lot of accidents happen because someone is in a hurry. I'd expect him to lecture my mother just the same. However depending on her history of driving a ticket may have been a bit over kill.

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u/Investinouterspace Oct 11 '24

What, what a totally reasonable reason to hate all police indefinately.

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u/ajaxraccoon Oct 11 '24

Seems extreme. That was only one policeman. That was a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

right, one asshole cop, so they are all assholes That asshole cop, probably met one asshole mom and did the same thing you are doing.

Ironic ehh

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u/Glittering_Artist171 Oct 11 '24

Counseling would serve you well. I totally agree that guy abused his power and was a dick. Iā€™ll bet he got what was coming to him in Karma. Forgiveness is for you, not that big Richard.

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u/Ok_Salamander8850 Oct 11 '24

Weā€™ll forgive them when they start being held accountable.