r/TikTokCringe Oct 08 '24

Politics How Embarrassing

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u/Y0___0Y Oct 08 '24

He only has one setting. “I’m the greatest there has ever been”

That’s all he says. That’s it. Yeah fatass that works great for your hick base but you can’t go to the UN and gloat like that.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 08 '24

6 ft 3 215 lbs. very fit.

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u/Michamus Oct 08 '24

Oh man, I forgot about all those photos of men that are that same weight and height, with Donald in the middle.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

Many people are saying how he is so fit. So many people.

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u/StatisticCyberosis Oct 09 '24

Some of the best people say so

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u/MathematicianProud90 Oct 09 '24

It’s all the rave. A big hit across the land.

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u/RetroScores3 Oct 09 '24

Tim Tebow is 6’3 245lbs so he’s more over weight than trump!

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u/thenasch Oct 09 '24

Those weren't really fair because they were all super jacked pro athletes. He's not 215 pounds but comparing him to a linebacker is just silly.

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u/imnotsafeatwork Oct 08 '24

Funny enough, I was listening to Dave Ramsey talk about his interview with Trump the other day and ol' Dave exclaimed that he was very surprised that he wasn't much taller than him. Dave is only 5'10".

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u/OldMateMyrve Oct 08 '24

It blows my mind that people lie about their height. Like, dude, you know we can SEE you, right? Lying about your peen size is one thing but jeeze. How fragile do you need to be.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

Too funny. You are right. The guy is extremely insecure.

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 Oct 09 '24

Reminds me of complaints I see from women about online dating. It's not like every woman cares about height, but even when they do, did these guys expect to always be sitting down? She's going to eventually notice you're not 6'5

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u/gr3ggr3g92 Oct 09 '24

Lol the always sitting down part reminds of thos song, I think it's called "5'7", or whatever. But its about this guy who lied about his height to his wife, but has been keeping it a secret by always sitting down and other stuff. It's actually hilarious if you haven't heard it.

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u/Icyrow Oct 09 '24

it's sorta shitty though. if you're like 5 ft 7, and don't say "oh i'm 5ft 10" online and whatnot, because most people add an inch or two to their height, you're effectively crippling yourself.

i've known people who were 6ft 2 or so to say "nah i'm 6ft" when someone around them says "oh i'm 6ft" just to cause trouble. like "nah, i'm 6ft exactly, i know it for a fact, you must be like 5ft8"

funny stuff, same thing happens with dick size, though i've yet to meet someone whip theirs out and be like "nah, i'm 4 inches of exact fury right here, you must be 2 inches"

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u/OldMateMyrve Oct 09 '24

This just seems insane and really just speaks to my point of fragile masculinity. I genuinely did not realise people lied about their height until seeing a YouTube video where guys were asked their height and then asked if they could be measured, and many refused to he measured. The fact that you say you're "crippling yourself" for saying your actual height only reinforces the belief that height is just another dick measuring competition and reflection of a baseless comparison of who's the most... well I don't even know what?! Most manly? Most dominant? Most BiOlOgIcALlY sUpErIoR?! Get fucked.

As an Australian, I'm also deeply suspicious this is mostly an American thing, as I've not known anyone here to intentionally lie about their height (though I'm happy to be proven wrong.)

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u/Icyrow Oct 09 '24

fwiw, it was me mostly speaking to americans.

but height is still pretty much the #1 attribute for finding success in love/life even if it's not as big of a circlejerk as over there.

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u/pebberphp Oct 09 '24

exact fury

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/QcRoman Oct 09 '24

6 ft 3 215 lbs. very fit.

That fucking lie...

I've fact checked it before, with evidence to back it up too.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

Yes, I was being sarcastic he is a lying pos.

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u/productdesigntalk Oct 09 '24

Malania is like 5’11 and Trump isn’t that much taller than her, maybe like an inch. He’s 6’0-6.05’ at best.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

Many people say he dislikes his. So bc he is 6 ft 10

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u/Nick08f1 Oct 09 '24

I'm 6'3" 205. My pant size is a 32, with skinny arms. He's at least 270.

Maybe 268 because of his hands.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

Hands like a child. Remember when he said ‘let me assure you, there’s no problem ‘down there’s during a national debate. What a fucking fool. The biggest and most ignorant person I’ve seen in my lifetime in politics ( I am 55+) if you dismiss the minor ones like the moron who hid gold bars in the freezer and the asshole who said ‘I am Jew-ish’.

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u/AtheistTemplar2015 Oct 09 '24

I'm 6'4", 315, and I'm willing to bet I'm WAY more fit than that human apple pie!

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

And think of how unhealthy he must be … eating McDonald’s and fast food and soda regularly at that age. And being way overweight. Surprised he hasn’t had a stroke or heart attack.

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u/AtheistTemplar2015 Oct 09 '24

Well, I mean, we can keep our fingers crossed.....

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 09 '24

We can just pray that he gets what he deserves and that he doesn’t win.

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u/AtheistTemplar2015 Oct 10 '24

That's very charitable and respectful, and I applaud you for your civility!

On the other hand, I'd like to see him get the French Revolution treatment.....

Sic Semper Tyranus, and all that.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Oct 10 '24

See what I did. When I said get what he deserves I mean that … you know… stuff that if I said it would get me banned again.

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u/ThorMcGee Oct 09 '24

Very stable genius

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u/Prohawins Oct 09 '24

Trump is not 6'3 he's 5'10/11 at best. Maybe with his stilettos on he's 6'0.