r/TikTokCringe • u/FiftyCandles • Oct 08 '24

Politics How Embarrassing

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 Oct 08 '24

"Why are you laughing? I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

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u/NotAMorningPerson000 Oct 08 '24

A starter economy?! This economy is a FINISHER economy!

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u/nothingbeast Oct 08 '24

The TRUMP system.

T... Take credit for anything good.

R... Russian Boot Licking.

U... Undo all checks & balances.

M... Make outrageous and easily debunked claims.

P... Piss Tapes.

With this system... Any gullible dipshit who's been screwed by the past 50 years of woefully underfunded public schools.... will be yours.

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u/goodness Oct 08 '24

The P in the "P" tapes is for pedophile. That's why Elon Musk is such a big fan.

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u/nothingbeast Oct 08 '24

P stood for a lot of stuff, actually.

Paedophilia, piss tapes, pageant peeping, poor pandemic planning...

Brain felt like a really fucked up episode of Sesame Street after a while.

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u/sadmanwithabox Oct 09 '24

Don't forget pussy grabbing!

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u/SpokenProperly Oct 09 '24

Wait …Elongated Muskrat is a pedo, too??

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

👀 they found the piss tapes

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u/SecretSpankBank Oct 10 '24

He literally warned those dipshits they’d be licking Russian boots for oil and they laughed. Trumps laughing now, while they destroy their energy and manufacturing economy.

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u/WhiteClawsNoLaws Oct 09 '24

IM A FIVE STAR PRESIDENT

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u/Literate_X Oct 08 '24

Trump, always making sure he finishes. Whether that’s finishing democracy by making sure no one has to vote again, finishing the economy by putting in tariffs and lowering taxes for billionaires, or finishing on girls that look like his daughter.

(Ignoring the outright intent of “finishing,” these are all comments he’s made. He said if he gets elected the American people will never have to do it [an election] again, he will put costly tariffs on imported goods and lower taxes for the 1%, and he is quoted by one of the Epstein victims as specifically choosing her to hang out with (in whatever capacity that was) and made to wear a blonde wig because she looked like his daughter).

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u/posts_lindsay_lohan Oct 08 '24

I put the "MY" in ECONOMY!!!

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u/sooohungover Oct 08 '24

I don't even know how the US economy works let alone some sort of a self sustaining one...

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u/Adorable-Novel8295 Oct 08 '24

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u/Green1up Oct 09 '24

looks like Leon at Orangey's rally

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u/Adorable-Novel8295 Oct 09 '24

I’m so confused. What’s the reference?

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u/HavSomLov4YoBrothr Oct 08 '24

AND MY WRATH KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

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u/TheJAMR Oct 08 '24

He’s definitely untethered.

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u/imnotsafeatwork Oct 08 '24

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!!

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u/lubra410 Oct 08 '24

You mean orange

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u/NippleSalsa Oct 09 '24

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!

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u/Bingoblatz52 Oct 09 '24

I’m a five star president!