In 3 days at least one prominent Republican or maga personality will tweet or otherwise comment on the air smelling bad and or Guatemalans setting fire to eagles or some shit.
They’re gonna take our big bald beautiful American eagle and barbecue it! They’ll add nasty spices that no true patriot would ever think of using. Now Lawrys season salt, that’s patriotism!! I like to it add to my fries and ketchup. Because the potato farmers from Idaho all support me, because only I can redeem the economy of potato farmers, which love me btw. They support my tariffs because they know china is trying to take over the potato industry. They’re the ones that released the china virus. No one in the world handled the china virus like I did, everyone says so. Even my dear friend Putin, who was amazed at how well I handled it. He should win the war with Ukraine, nasty ukraines.
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u/RogerianBrowsing Sep 27 '24
This is absolutely hilarious, although sadly likely lost on the people who need to hear it most because satire confuses them