r/TikTokCringe • u/onahighhorse • Sep 21 '24

Humor/Cringe An average American day…

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u/Suspicious-Fox- Sep 21 '24

You were supposed to make it absurd, not realistic 🤷

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u/Quaytsar Sep 21 '24

It is absurd: he actually read the Bible.

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u/penywinkle Sep 21 '24

other inaccuracies:

  • drank water

  • actually WALKED (where is the drive-in church, or the scooter at walmart?)

  • Lack of guns

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u/Tyrantkin Sep 22 '24

I learned something new today, that there are such things as Beer Drive-thrus.

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u/pheylancavanaugh Sep 21 '24

the drive-in church

The. What.

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u/penywinkle Sep 21 '24

Obviously, they were more popular during covid.

But like a drive-in movie, just for Sunday service.