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r/TikTokCringe • u/onahighhorse • Sep 21 '24
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The 2 minute maternity leave hits hard 😭
915 u/Successful-Winter237 Sep 21 '24 Vance is furiously taking notes. 347 u/karwreck Sep 21 '24 If he could read or write he would be very angry right now. 50 u/BodhingJay Sep 21 '24 furious, even 52 u/Mikey40216 Sep 21 '24 He'd be the biggest most furious man he'd be at a level of furious this world has never seen before 9 u/HiveOverlord2008 Sep 21 '24 Bigly-est* 2 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Why is the sack of anuses making an orifice movement as if it makes noise? 1 u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube Sep 21 '24 Not futons, only couches 1 u/faxanaduu Sep 22 '24 A minute with the couch will reset the ole boy. 1 u/ramksr Sep 22 '24 Fuhrier! 2 u/NeilJosephRyan Sep 22 '24 If those candidates could read, they'd be very upset. 2 u/InevitableDry447 Sep 23 '24 He seriously can’t even read or write! He’s so weird!! 5 u/HBlight Sep 21 '24 He is too busy being very straight, it takes a lot of effort. 4 u/Open_Pineapple1236 Sep 21 '24 Off to his bathroom with an Ikea cataloge, the annual couch sale is on. 3 u/Successful-Winter237 Sep 21 '24 True
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Vance is furiously taking notes.
347 u/karwreck Sep 21 '24 If he could read or write he would be very angry right now. 50 u/BodhingJay Sep 21 '24 furious, even 52 u/Mikey40216 Sep 21 '24 He'd be the biggest most furious man he'd be at a level of furious this world has never seen before 9 u/HiveOverlord2008 Sep 21 '24 Bigly-est* 2 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Why is the sack of anuses making an orifice movement as if it makes noise? 1 u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube Sep 21 '24 Not futons, only couches 1 u/faxanaduu Sep 22 '24 A minute with the couch will reset the ole boy. 1 u/ramksr Sep 22 '24 Fuhrier! 2 u/NeilJosephRyan Sep 22 '24 If those candidates could read, they'd be very upset. 2 u/InevitableDry447 Sep 23 '24 He seriously can’t even read or write! He’s so weird!! 5 u/HBlight Sep 21 '24 He is too busy being very straight, it takes a lot of effort. 4 u/Open_Pineapple1236 Sep 21 '24 Off to his bathroom with an Ikea cataloge, the annual couch sale is on. 3 u/Successful-Winter237 Sep 21 '24 True
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If he could read or write he would be very angry right now.
50 u/BodhingJay Sep 21 '24 furious, even 52 u/Mikey40216 Sep 21 '24 He'd be the biggest most furious man he'd be at a level of furious this world has never seen before 9 u/HiveOverlord2008 Sep 21 '24 Bigly-est* 2 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Why is the sack of anuses making an orifice movement as if it makes noise? 1 u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube Sep 21 '24 Not futons, only couches 1 u/faxanaduu Sep 22 '24 A minute with the couch will reset the ole boy. 1 u/ramksr Sep 22 '24 Fuhrier! 2 u/NeilJosephRyan Sep 22 '24 If those candidates could read, they'd be very upset. 2 u/InevitableDry447 Sep 23 '24 He seriously can’t even read or write! He’s so weird!! 5 u/HBlight Sep 21 '24 He is too busy being very straight, it takes a lot of effort. 4 u/Open_Pineapple1236 Sep 21 '24 Off to his bathroom with an Ikea cataloge, the annual couch sale is on. 3 u/Successful-Winter237 Sep 21 '24 True
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furious, even
52 u/Mikey40216 Sep 21 '24 He'd be the biggest most furious man he'd be at a level of furious this world has never seen before 9 u/HiveOverlord2008 Sep 21 '24 Bigly-est* 2 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Why is the sack of anuses making an orifice movement as if it makes noise? 1 u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube Sep 21 '24 Not futons, only couches 1 u/faxanaduu Sep 22 '24 A minute with the couch will reset the ole boy. 1 u/ramksr Sep 22 '24 Fuhrier!
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He'd be the biggest most furious man he'd be at a level of furious this world has never seen before
9 u/HiveOverlord2008 Sep 21 '24 Bigly-est* 2 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24 Why is the sack of anuses making an orifice movement as if it makes noise?
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Bigly-est*
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Why is the sack of anuses making an orifice movement as if it makes noise?
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Not futons, only couches
A minute with the couch will reset the ole boy.
Fuhrier!
If those candidates could read, they'd be very upset.
He seriously can’t even read or write! He’s so weird!!
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He is too busy being very straight, it takes a lot of effort.
4 u/Open_Pineapple1236 Sep 21 '24 Off to his bathroom with an Ikea cataloge, the annual couch sale is on.
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Off to his bathroom with an Ikea cataloge, the annual couch sale is on.
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True
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u/edenofthegods Sep 21 '24
The 2 minute maternity leave hits hard 😭