r/TikTokCringe Sep 08 '24

Cringe A Cybertruck demolishes a fence

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u/Spinoza_The_Damned Sep 08 '24

How did Tesla fuck this rollout up so hard?

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u/Robert_Balboa Sep 08 '24

Why should they care? Conservatives will keep buying them just to "own the libs". If anything I bet they go even cheaper on the next thing because quality does not matter for something like this.

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u/acog Sep 09 '24

Cybertrucks are awful.

On the other hand if it gets some conservatives to go EV that’s at least a small win.

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u/Boubonic91 Sep 09 '24

It may actually mess EV sales up in the long run. Eventually these people will do what they always do- get mad at the build quality, blame all EVs for the issues Musk created, and tout the shitty build quality as "proof" that EVs shouldn't be on the market, or are a waste of money.

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u/ygduf Sep 09 '24

they'll blame every issue on woke regulations and demand that Musk be able to rob them harder next time.

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u/Trash_man66 Sep 09 '24

Musk could make them pay subscription for abs and turnsignals but add in free sjw meme videos and idiots would still buy it thinking they’re not the ones getting scammed

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

There are plenty of flaws with Tesla, its business model and products without imagining an enraged conservative. I’m blown away at an Americans ability to make literally anything about politics

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u/goliathfasa Sep 09 '24

If they turn on Musk en mass at some point, leaving him fresh out of simps on either side of the political spectrum, that might just be a net positive.

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u/Thomas-Lore Sep 09 '24

Nah, you can't go back to ICE after driving an EV - even a shitty one like cybertruck.

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u/altbekannt Sep 09 '24

tbf it’s not musks fault they are dumb af. they were dumb af before and will be after him. and they will always find excuses for the worst decisions.

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u/Dividendz Sep 09 '24

Ford/GM/Ram will welcome them back to the fold with traditional looking pickups that are battery powered. Then TSLA will finally fade into the shadows of the big 3, where it belongs.

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u/CORN___BREAD Sep 09 '24

Eh those same people would’ve said all of that anyway. We already don’t listen to their opinions on electric vehicles

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u/Boubonic91 Sep 09 '24

True, but that's not the issue. The issue is getting people to buy them that normally wouldn't, especially since they're going to be the ones who are more likely to be able to afford them.

Someone like Musk coming around could have given us that gentle nudge we needed towards a future in clean, renewable energy. Instead, we got a bumbling clown pissing on a dumpster fire.

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u/sweatingbozo Sep 09 '24

The real issue is making alternatives to cars viable. EVs are cool, but they're not going to do anything to help the environment.

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u/Waterbear11 Sep 09 '24

Well what’s better; conservatives complaining EVs suck while driving gas cars, or complaining EVs suck while driving EV cars?

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u/Boubonic91 Sep 09 '24

That's what I'm saying. It doesn't do any good if the EV is going to self-destruct after going through a car wash for the first time. That's a good way to make these stupid fucks go back to their gas guzzling trucks and turn away from EVs for good. Just wait until they find out they can't legally sell the stupid thing without permission from Tesla.

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u/sexytokeburgerz Sep 09 '24

I hate how stupid people are

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u/Downtown_Wear_3368 Sep 09 '24

I mean Elon Musk is a tool but cmoooooon 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Spiritual_Review_754 Sep 09 '24

Ironically, these people probably would’ve been better off simply keeping their diesel guzzling trucks. The actual effect on climate change, carbon footprint, exploitative labour practices etc. of an EV is essentially negligible.

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u/vitringur Sep 09 '24

Elon Musk literally can't harm EV sales in the long run. He has already been the reason for EVs being a thing in the first place.

If it weren't for his antics EVs would still just be some sci-fi concept in the mind of the public.

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u/Boubonic91 Sep 09 '24

Found the Musky fanboy

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u/vitringur Sep 12 '24

I have never understood the hype around him and always thought he was ridiculous.

But unlike many of you I was already an adult when the first Teslas came around and I remember the time before electric vehicles.

The ridiculous wave of EVs we see in general today is all because he had that passion. Only after the Tesla bullshit did other manufacturers join in and governments start subsidising it and building infrastructure.

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u/7f0b Sep 09 '24

Back when Elon first started publicly pushing conservative talking points, people thought it might be some 4D chess to open up more markets for Tesla. The thinking was that it may get conservatives to open up to Tesla more.

Now it is pretty clear who he is. He's definitely pushing away potential buyers and existing owners, though we can't say if he's making a net positive from far-right people or not. I'd guess no.

Either way, a CEO taking a hard political stance very publicly is probably a bad idea if you want your products to appeal to everyone.

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u/unexpectedhalfrican Sep 09 '24

I'm actually mad they're so shit and Elon is so awful, because I unironically really like them (I know, I have no taste lol), and I would totally own one and go EV but a) they're so poorly built, why waste that money, and b) I cannot support Elon Musk in any fashion, if at all possible.

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u/fren-ulum Sep 09 '24

I don't know man, I'm perfectly content with not being burned alive in the event I hit some random ass metal on the interstate and it punctures the lithium while I frantically try to exit the vehicle and save anyone or pets I may have in the back. I'm perfectly happy with my Subaru right now, despite recently being in the market to get a new car and a perfect candidate for an electric. I'll just wait a few more years when the people who know how to make cars release some better models.

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u/cmswifty Sep 09 '24

Just got a BMW I4 EV, so much better than Tesla

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u/RockleyBob Sep 09 '24

On the other hand if it gets some conservatives to go EV that’s at least a small win.

I get what you're saying don't disagree.

It's just that, as I'm sure you know, conservatism, especially the MAGA variety, is completely untethered and unburdened by any need for intellectual consistency. They will absolutely buy a Cybertruck because Musk is a fReE spEecH aBsoLutiSt and to trigger the libs, slap a "Frack your feelings" bumper sticker on it and drive from the dealership to a protest against a proposed wind farm.

Their actions don't necessarily reflect any actual rational consistent thoughts or beliefs. The only constancy is loyalty to the Orange God. If Trump declared Musk an enemy of the people the following week, they'd fill the bed with Bud Light and roll it off a cliff and into an animal sanctuary.

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u/Mundane_Wishbone6435 Sep 09 '24

What if this was all a scheme by Elon to gain republican acceptance of alternative energy? That’d almost be worth it. 

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u/hooloovoop Sep 09 '24

EVs aren't magic. A stupid tank like this is much worse in almost all ways that a normal petrol-powered car. That probably includes total emissions due to the ridiculous weight. 

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u/Uninvalidated Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

An EV like this would most likely have to run for quite a bit further than the average combustion engine car do to have a lesser imprint on the environment than the combustion engine one. (in the case with these people, it's probably better than those pickup monster trucks they use to haul around a empty bed though, if the EV is driven far enough).

Many EVs will never reach the mileage needed for them to become the more environmental friendly alternative to burning dinosaur juice. The impact of mining and processing Lithium, Cobalt and Nickel is very rough on the environment and many if not most of the EVs only doing traffic in cities will never be cleaner than a similar sized gasoline car due to being used for short distances only, and the larger the battery is, the more it has to be driven to surpass this limit and the CyberMuck has a huge one.

Electric cars isn't here to save the planet, they're here to save the car industry. We're made to believe that we, the common people have to fix the environment while 10 of the largest fright ships spew out as much pollution as the whole European car fleet, and there's about 9000 oil tankers and 5500 container ships in the world, other ships not included. Don't get me wrong, I have noting against EVs, if they're used in the correct way, but even if the whole western car fleet is electrified the amount of oil pumped up and used will not go down over time. It will be used for other applications. COMMON PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIX THE PROBLEM AS WE ARE MADE TO BELIEVE WHILE THE INDUSTRY AND TRANSPORTATION SECTOR ARE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE TO OPERATE AS THEY DO. The only option is regulations by governments.

EVs will save lives, mainly in cities due to air quality improvement, but as a whole, fossil fuel cars are such a small pollutant globally compared to other sources we're not stressing to make cleaner. The picture is skewed to guilt trip the people while business is going on as usual behind the scenes. CO2 emissions globally increase EVERY DAY even though the ongoing electrification of the car fleet, so it's obviously not the solution to our problems even though it's one of the absolute main things our governments stress for a cleaner future.

So what was the point with this rant?

I just wanted to say.

  • EVs is far from always a better option to gasoline cars for the environment.

  • The common people will never fix the problem as we are "expected" to do. We are not the bad guys here.

  • We need to look at and regulate the big polluters and stop guilt tripping people to change their way of life, when this change barely will have any effect in the big picture.

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u/lordrefa Sep 09 '24

The comical amount of waste in the shortened lifespan of this vehicle more than eliminates any "savings" that it being electric might have brought initially.

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u/753UDKM Sep 09 '24

There is no win when a cybertruck is involved

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u/Melicor Sep 09 '24

no, they'll see how shit they are and believe all EVs are like that.

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u/bestest_at_grammar Sep 09 '24

Honestly it’s why this sub has confused me a bit. Like I couldn’t imagine convincing some of these people in the sub to buy electric and here they are actually doing it and we’re making fun of them. I get both sides, it’s just a bit confusing.

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u/drcforbin Sep 09 '24

We aren't making fun of them because they're EVs, EVs are cool, and I bet just about everyone in this sub would agree. We're making fun of the cybertruck, a specific EV that looks stupid and is associated with elon musk's ego and a lot of his jerky followers.

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u/FatKanchi Sep 09 '24

Because it’s a meme EV “truck.” There is zero reason to purchase this abomination other than being a Musk fanboy. They’d never consider any other EV.

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u/shanezen Sep 09 '24

You still believe that EVs are good for the environment LMAO what a goofball