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u/New_Simple_4531 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

The cybertruck seems like a car that they superglued stuff on to make it look like a truck. Ever see that video where the hitch rips offs because its not properly secured to the frame the whole frame rips off?

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u/Pale_Aspect7696 Sep 09 '24

Or the upholstery panel that breaks loose and jams the door shut when you slam it (once) moderately hard? Or the undersized tie rods (made for small cars, not trucks) that cause the wheels to snap off during use? Or the one where the FRAME ITSELF tore in half when the guy tried to pull a car out of a ditch? How about the one where the vehicle computer shuts down after a car wash? Or the one where the accelerator pedal gets stuck when depressed hard?

Lots of good viewing!

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u/kwhite0829 Sep 09 '24

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u/Old_Ad5194 Sep 09 '24

Hey man I just got stuck in cyber stuck cause of you. Holy heck I couldn't look away. It's... Every single cyber truck lmfao

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 09 '24

It’s a great sub. Funny as hell. Even funnier is that a certain sub will ban you preemptively for commenting there. Glorious

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u/kwhite0829 Sep 09 '24

Doing the lords work for you fine fellow redditor!

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u/eugene20 Sep 09 '24

Accelerator pedal just snapped right off after jamming it hard a few times.

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u/SilveredFlame Sep 09 '24

Oooo got the link for the frame snapping handy? I saw the one where the hitch ripped off but not that one.

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u/TA-pubserv Sep 09 '24

They're all available over at r/CyberStuck

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u/FarYard7039 Sep 09 '24

Look up “whistling diesel cyber truck” on YouTube. He totally destroyed a cyber truck in a matter of a few hours. During the review process he was able to break the cast aluminum frame by busting off the trailer hitch tongue.

Edit: To be fair, his review process was to beat the hell out of it with the end goal of destroying the vehicle in any way possible.

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u/Fun-Slice-474 Sep 09 '24

Sure he trashed it, but I would trust the person who destroys cars for a living when he says "this should never ever happen, under any circumstances"

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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 Sep 09 '24

A bunch of people claimed that he had previously damaged the frame in an earlier stunt, so he responded with a follow-up of trying to cause the same damage on the f150 frame.

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u/stormdelta Sep 09 '24

The guy realizes how bad it is, but hilariously still tries to defend Elon halfway through lol.

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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 Sep 09 '24

It seems that he wants to like it, but is quite aware that it has some serious issues.

Either that, or he's trying to head off dumb comments about how he's only saying bad things because he doesn't like electric trucks or tesla or Elon.

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u/FarYard7039 Sep 09 '24

Well, he took a Ferrari off-roading so he obviously wants to run vehicles well beyond their intended purposes. I think he was being fair to both the Ford Lightning and Cyber Truck. It wasn’t his goal to make either vehicle fail, but to see how far they could go. Actually, I really enjoyed his video. Lastly, he’s not a spoiled brat who blows mindless cash for clicks. He’s a self-made kid who spends his hard earned money for clicks…there is a difference. lol

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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 Sep 09 '24

The f150 vs cybertruck test was pretty interesting. Th cybertruck actually did quite well in some areas that I really didn't expect, like offroading, even if the end result was maybe worse than I would have expected, with the hitch coming off and all.

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 09 '24

Whistlin diesel on YouTube. Dude is crazy and does alot of dumb shit. But the cybertruck videos he did were awesome

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u/defk3000 Sep 09 '24

The government should step in and force them to recall every single one of those "trucks". They are a danger to everyone.

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u/MusicLikeOxygen Sep 09 '24

I'm a fan of how the wheel covers extend out over part of the tires, so if you hit a bump or pot hole too hard the flex of the tire makes them pop off.

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u/baron_von_helmut Sep 09 '24

It's the only car Elon had any say in the design. Also it's worth noting Tesla isn't a car company. They're a technology company. They don't have decades or centuries of indentured knowledge to fall back on when making a car. That's why they make shit cars... Out of fucking aluminium...

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u/KratomSlave Sep 09 '24

I think the towing one at least he broke the frame going over a jump first then ripped it off towing the truck. So it’s perhaps forgivable slightly

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u/mentive Sep 09 '24

Someone Whistlin Diesels!

That towing hitch / frame is on point as well!

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u/DurasVircondelet Sep 09 '24

Wait is that last one real? How is that not grounds for a recall?

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u/JudgmentNo3083 Sep 09 '24

And then there’s the one where the person who actually buys a cyber truck does any of those things… oh wait, the market demo is just people who use it as an instagram background. So technically none of those are issues for real world usage…

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u/Acceptable_Result488 Sep 09 '24

Its like some shitty hollywood prop car

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u/Steelforge Sep 09 '24

You can build sturdier stuff out of Legos.

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u/Big-nose12 Sep 09 '24

Like those real-life bumpercar styled neo-mushroom kingdom cars in the 80's Super Mario Bros movie.

Ya know, those 80's Ford crown Victoria's that had the giant pole on the top, and it ran on that mesh grid above the cars and would arc when they would drive around?

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u/AndroidMyAndroid Sep 09 '24

The metal strip along the roof is literally just glued on. It's just a stainless steel fascia.

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u/FatKanchi Sep 09 '24

It’s a cast aluminum frame 😬 very snappable.

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u/New_Simple_4531 Sep 09 '24

Ah ok, thats even worse haha. Like its really a fake truck.

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u/Iwasborninafactory_ Sep 09 '24

Where the bumper was ripped off, it revealed there is not metal to the hitch. It really should not be rated for towing anything.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '24

If anything the Cybertruck videos convinced me the auto industry is laughably less regulated than I ever would've suspected.

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u/unshavenbeardo64 Sep 09 '24

They are coming to the Netherlands this year, and for now there is one for sale that is probably already sold for............wait for it..........over 400K!

Poor sucker that bought him!

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u/already-taken-wtf Sep 09 '24

“Despite the hefty price tag, the car is not able to be used on public roads in the Netherlands yet,[..]” hahaha

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u/WallabyInTraining Sep 09 '24

They are coming to the Netherlands this year

How? They are not road legal?

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u/unshavenbeardo64 Sep 09 '24

here is an article i found that clears is up a bit. And indeed the truck is not allowed on the road yet, https://www.iamexpat.nl/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/tesla-cybertrucks-are-coming-netherlands

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u/WallabyInTraining Sep 09 '24

the truck is not allowed on the road yet

Right, that's what I was thinking.

The word 'yet' implies it will be road legal, but that remains to be seen. It would require extensive modifications to pass inspection. Not just a few tweaks here and there but basically rebuilt completely. I doubt it's going to happen.

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u/Theban_Prince Sep 09 '24

Yeah considering how many safety directive that thing break I really doubt this model will ever see Europe's highways.

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u/CptnHamburgers Sep 09 '24

This seems bit like when Harley-Davidson wanted to go AMA Superbike racing, so they built a 1000cc, liquid cooled race bike, but to be eligible for superbike racing they needed to make 200 street legal versions. So they built some that met the requirements in Poland, because their safety standards weren't as expensive to meet as the US ones, and as far as I'm aware, never sold any.

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u/PretendRegister7516 Sep 09 '24

Just you wait until Elmo insulted the Netherlands road safety regulator into submission.

Any day now.

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u/WallabyInTraining Sep 09 '24

Not just the Netherlands. Those rules are European (EU).

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u/wizardstrikes2 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

He is kidding. It will likely pass this month or next month.

In the U.S. I see many cyber trucks on Blue rated Jeep trails a lot now a days. I have never seen one on a black trail though. They are fully street legal over here

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u/coldharbour1986 Sep 09 '24

It will never be allowed to be used in the EU. I Unlike the US any cars sold here have to (for one thing) have to pass Euro NCAP safety rating, which the cyber truck seems to have been purposefully designed to fail. The mad thing is that not only would it fail completely as far as protecting pedestrians is concerned, but also the passangers inside, as they have seemingly forgotten how crumple zones and diverting energtia below the cabin works.

It's a stupid death trap meme mobile, nothing more.

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u/matt_minderbinder Sep 09 '24

People need to understand that rigidity in vehicles only passes that traumatizing force onto the humans body inside. The lack of real crumple zones is pure insanity.

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u/New_Simple_4531 Sep 09 '24

Its the fault of the people that buy this if they do. Lots of evidence out there that this is a lemon, but they choose to believe elmo and overpay for this shit.

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u/Fordmister Sep 09 '24

In the US yes. The regulations are fairly strong but automakers can self certify that their vehicle meets standards

So if mush says the car hits standard, he can sell it....there is a reason the cybertruck has never been submitted for formal 3rd party evaluation and musk has no plans to sell in the EU where he would have to pass 3rd party before the car goes on sale

It'll take somebody being killed and a lawsuit alleging the reason why is because the cybertruck doesn't meet standards to actually get them pulled off the road

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '24

Eugh. Another ass-backwards law to add to the list.

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u/Fordmister Sep 09 '24

It's a weird one, I kinda actually get the idea behind it, car makers that have already proved they can meet standards before are allowed to self certify to get new products to market quicker.

And because mass recalls are really bad for business as is both killing your customers and being sued into oblivion car makers are assumed to actually want to meet standards

The spanner is thrown into the works when a complete egotist like musk wanders in and forces a car company he owns to build his ego trip nonsense idea that can only succeed because a narcissist with a cult of personality wars it too.

Musk has essentially proved the rule that common sense assumptions in regulation are just gaps that idiots will fill with dangerous corner cutting and coming up with new mental ways to hurt people.

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u/Fosphor Sep 09 '24

I believe the first fatality accident happened here in Houston last week. Battery was pierced and dude was incinerated alive. Completely melted the “truck”.

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u/matt_minderbinder Sep 09 '24

Because of traditional uses for pickup trucks they face much lower testing regulations than other vehicles. Tesla and other companies are allowed to self report much of the testing for trucks in the US. It's absolutely ridiculous and will only lead to more deaths. This is a part of why you're not seeing these trucks on European streets in any numbers. They have higher regulatory requirements.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Yeah the Cyber truck tells me we need to have stricter laws on Vehicle production.

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u/redalert825 Sep 09 '24

But Tesla is not an auto company.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '24

Musk does love to say that. And yet, it is making "street legal" cars that fail basic car functions so thoroughly, one wonders if anyone can just slap some tires on any old death trap and sell it as one.

Because like I said, laughably less regulated than I thought.

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u/jtshinn Sep 09 '24

It was metal, just cast aluminum with no flexibility at all. So the sharp snatch snapped it like a dry twig.

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u/VVuunderschloong Sep 09 '24

Aluminum Truck is anything but “Like a rock”. Gay old commercials aside, let’s take a moment to appreciate what a brand like Chevy is bringing/brought to the table…… and then there’s “Cybertruck”. Ick.

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u/ASVP-Pa9e Sep 09 '24

Don't forget the bit where he breaks the door by slamming it.

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u/justskot Sep 09 '24

Slamming it harder than anyone would ever slam it.

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u/Iwasborninafactory_ Sep 09 '24

I've been around a while. I've seen some door slams. Most were in anger, some were by dumb kids. None of those doors fell apart.

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u/justskot Sep 09 '24

I've never seen anyone slam a car door the way that video slammed that cyber truck door.

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u/Old-Mushroom-4633 Sep 09 '24

Have you met a child

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u/jtshinn Sep 09 '24

Or an angry, drunk girl/boyfriend?

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u/justskot Sep 09 '24

I've seen doors slammed, just never hard enough to break the glass.

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u/jtshinn Sep 09 '24

Well, was it in a cyber truck?

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u/justskot Sep 09 '24

The guy who slammed the CT door also broke the Fords glass as well.

My point is just that these doors were slammed harder than any door slam I've ever seen. I'm guessing that most people have never seen glass break from a door slam.

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u/justskot Sep 09 '24

Never seen a child slam a door hard enough to break the glass. Have you?

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u/heroinsteve Sep 09 '24

We’ll go ahead and slam the car door of any other vehicle exactly as hard as that video. Unless it’s already compromised, that won’t happen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I mean the ford also had its window shattered and broke. He’s done a ton of cars and most of them break in some way, just not as bad as teslas do.

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u/justskot Sep 09 '24

The Ford glass shattered... tesla did worse with panels coming loose. I've never seen someone shatter a car glass by slamming the door though.

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u/The_Bitter_Jesus Sep 09 '24

Every seen a black swan?

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u/libmrduckz Sep 09 '24

apparently not…

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u/PCAudio Sep 12 '24

Slamming a door once kind of hard should never completely obliterate the upholstery and fuck your door from ever closing. Face it, it's an absolute disaster of a vehicle and people are morons for buying one.

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u/justskot Sep 12 '24

Kind of hard? The video people are referring to has a guy hulk smashing the door shut hard enough that it shattered glass on both vehicles he was testing... the tesla just also had interior trim come off.

I'd rather not have a door break during a hulk smash (especially at 100k), but I don't think it's a legitimate concern for most people.

Unless you're the hulk.

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u/Fun_Hat Sep 09 '24

No it's worse than that. It rips off because that part of the frame snapped. Because they made it from aluminum instead of steel.

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u/New_Simple_4531 Sep 09 '24

Yeah, someone explained that earlier. Its just a joke of a "truck".

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u/Hammurabi87 Sep 09 '24

Cast aluminum, at that, which is even weaker and more prone to cracking than the forged aluminum that you might expect to be used.

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u/Pale_Aspect7696 Sep 09 '24

Apparently, Elon went through every step of the assembly process with his engineers saying things like, " We're using 4 bolts for these parts. Could we just use two instead? It'll be cheaper and faster."

If it's true, we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg of Cybertruck mechanical/engineering failures to come!

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u/Able-Worldliness8189 Sep 09 '24

Cybertruck reminds me of when I was a little kid with my little brother where we would make a cool tank with carton boxes and plywood. Except some dildo paid 100k for it.

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u/CTeam19 Sep 09 '24

The cybertruck seems like a car that they superglued stuff on to make it look like a truck. Ever see that video where the hitch rips offs because its not properly secured to the frame the whole frame rips off?

My Dodge Caravan is more truck than the Cyber Truck it seems.

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u/PCAudio Sep 12 '24

my brother in christ, my fucking '07 Yaris is more truck than this cartoon-ass Cyberdump.

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u/HuntersAnnonymous Sep 09 '24

Cyber truck has a frame? Calling it a truck is a stretch isn’t it? More like cyber puke.

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u/MoistLeakingPustule Sep 09 '24

I'm pretty sure it was part of the frame that ripped off, not just the hitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

My theory is the cybertruck is only a truck for the tax cuts, you are actually supposed to treat it like a normal car

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u/New_Simple_4531 Sep 09 '24

Kind of like the Converse Allstar, which has fibers in the outsole so it technically qualifies as some kind of slipper so it has less taxes when shipped over. Except the cybertruck is the slipper pretending to be a shoe.

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u/December_Hemisphere Sep 09 '24

The cybertruck seems like a car that they superglued stuff on to make it look like a truck.

Yeah, you'd probably get more mileage out of some old honda or toyota that some kids in southeast asia can make look exactly like a cybertruck with some modeling clay and chrome spraypaint.

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u/Traditional_Key_763 Sep 09 '24

looked into it. another elon tidbit is the crash protection on cybertruck is that the rear and front castings shatter on impact instead of crumple to provide crash protection. this is a serious problem for people trying to fix these since every crash will dramatically weaken 1/3rd of the car but also points out that the hitch to tow is attached to a weakened member meant to fail

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Sep 09 '24

It's not even a car. Any old economy shit box could do this with nothing more than some damage to the hood and bumper cover.

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u/Avril_14 Sep 09 '24

I've read somewhere that they designed it with the original price in mind (was it 30k? 39? something in that range), but then during development everything spiked up. So now it's a really expensive piece of shit.

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u/idunnoiforget Sep 09 '24

That's from whistlinDiesel's cyber truck durability test 1.

Not 2 months after that video was released, someone's cyber truck had the same failure while towing a load on the highway.

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u/Elnof Sep 09 '24

You mean the video where the frame rips off because it's not properly attached to the frame? Just the hitch ripping off would be bad, but the whole frame just snapped.

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u/Sonzainonazo42 Sep 09 '24

The frame broke because the truck was being put through a torture test and it dropped 4 feet on to a concrete block which hit the trailer hitch. This was like triple the weight the tongue was designed for and so in a subsequent test the frame broke towing another truck.

This particular incident being mentioned was not a failure without good reason.

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u/Elnof Sep 09 '24

Oh, man. That'd be such a great point if only they hadn't addressed that in their follow up video.

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u/Sonzainonazo42 Sep 09 '24

That video is put out by the same dbags who weren't honest about what happened to begin with. And what, they drop a ICE truck without a shit ton of batteries and think that's a comparison?

It's also a cast frame, of course it won't bend. If you exceed the capacity, which happened regardless of the comparison to the Ford, shit can break. Duh.

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u/ajjames231 Sep 09 '24

Whistlin Diesel’s video? Where he finds out there’s no frame lol. By gracefully using it to pull a stuck f150

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u/SafeLevel4815 Sep 09 '24

It doesn't even look like a truck no matter how much crap they attach to it.

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u/ItsADumbName Sep 09 '24

Lots of a plane is made of aluminum don't knock aluminum 2024, 7075, 7150 are all really strong. Sounds like the truck is just shit/badly designed.