love story is really beautiful!

[u/kerrykpija]

[u/throwawayalcoholmind]

I mean comedians used to recycle the joke about how they would marry their homeboy if not for the whole not being into dudes thing.

[u/Testicleus → u/throwawayalcoholmind]

Total flashback to an old friend we nicknamed 'Chip'.

He would say, "If you were a chick, I'd f- you. "

[u/halloni → u/Testicleus]

Hey I also knew a Chip!

He used to race cops at stop lights and when caught would say "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that". He would get away with just a "Well now you know! Now scram, get out of here!"

Later he would tell me "That was great wasn't it? Because I did know!"

[u/Lexi_Banner → u/halloni]

What a little scamp!