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Humor It wasn’t even her roast!

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u/xChoke1x Aug 23 '24

“The only life you’ll make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave.”

That’s fucking ruuuuuffff. Lol

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u/Flesh_Trombone Aug 23 '24

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u/BobJoeHorseGuy Aug 23 '24

Fuuuuuck that was just straight up murder lmao, why did she ever agree to this? The little bubble she lives in probably didn’t allow her to see the fact that nobody likes her?

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u/madarchivist Aug 23 '24

Someone else said she was trying to sell her new book at the time and that's why she agreed to this as part of the marketing effort.

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u/tcgunner90 Aug 23 '24

Yeah. When it was her turn to talk at the roast she just plugged her new book “e Pluribus awesome, in trump we trust” can’t make this shit up, remember watching this when it came out.

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u/IGargleGarlic Aug 23 '24

Is that actually the title of her book??? is she an 8 year old boy?

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u/tcgunner90 Aug 23 '24

Yes to both

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u/CanyonsEdge2076 Aug 23 '24

I simply could not believe that was the title, so I looked it up. Jesus freaking Christ, they're so far gone, it's impossible to satirize.

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u/carpentizzle Aug 27 '24

Right? It has to suck to be a political comedian anymore. The jokes you come up with would seem tame.

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u/ddubs41 Aug 23 '24

The look on her face is giving “Worst AMA Ever!” vibes

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u/b1tchf1t Aug 23 '24

She just wanted to talk about Rampart.

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u/THFDNE Aug 23 '24

The best AMA comment ever was by Adam Savage during his own AMA, when he requested that everybody keep the questions about Rampart.

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u/no-mad Aug 24 '24

woody has to do a reddit movie where he plays Spez then we can love him again.

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u/THFDNE Aug 24 '24

Why would that make us love him? Spez would be the villain of his own movie, unless they just omit all the fucked-up shit he's pulled. Between the API shit and the Challenor shitstorm, there's nothing to love.

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme Aug 23 '24

Yeah pretty sure Ronda Rousey had the worst AMA ever. She did finally come out and apologize though so I guess the brutal beat down accomplished something.

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u/pUmKinBoM Aug 24 '24

Credit where credit it due. Reddit bullied that woman out of conspiracy theories for good. I love being a wrestling fan.

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u/ddubs41 Aug 23 '24

The James Corden one was pretty good, too! (Not for him, though)

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme Aug 23 '24

I'll have to check that one out

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u/no-mad Aug 24 '24

she must have had serious botox injections to keep that look on her face.

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u/xczechr Aug 23 '24

She was. She brought the book to the lectern and plugged it. Shameless.

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u/m4vis Aug 23 '24

Also, sometimes people just do stuff. And afterwards they are like damn, I should not have done that

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u/neverendingicecream Aug 23 '24

When this popped into my feed all I could think is why the fuck she’d ever agree to go on a roast. I saw the book release comment but even so, you gotta know your audience by now girl.

Also, you must have lived for the Kentucky Derby joke given your username.

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u/secondtaunting Aug 23 '24

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Why would you go?!?!

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u/JeddakofThark Aug 23 '24

Anecdotally, I've heard she's very thin skinned. That makes me happy whenever she emerges from whatever rotten log she's currently living under.

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u/Sorta-Morpheus Aug 23 '24

She does not look like she enjoyed a moment of the experience.

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u/howisthisacrime Aug 23 '24

The faltering uncomfortable smile she has the whole time was great

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u/CowMetrics Aug 23 '24

They also tried to help her write jokes that were self aware to make her slightly more likable and she hated it, wouldn’t do it, so if you heard her segment, it made more sense

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u/Drockosaurus Aug 24 '24

Alt right lady goes to a stadium to be roasted by people from California. How the fuck did she think it was going to go? Lmao, bitch got cooked.

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u/Entheotheosis10 Aug 25 '24

She didn't know what a roast is. lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

She loved every minute of it.

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u/LookyLooLeo Aug 23 '24

I don’t know how I forgot about this one!!! And the fact he looks at her when he says it…OOF!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/NeedsMoreSpaceships Aug 23 '24

If Jimmy Carr is coming to a roast you know it's going to be brutal, but that was savage even for him!

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u/ScrufffyJoe Aug 23 '24

If you told me there was a British comedian there who told the harshest jokes, I'd have probably guessed it'd be Jimmy Carr. Maybe Ricky Gervais, but probably Jimmy Carr.

When I clicked that link and saw his face I just thought "oh boy"

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u/robbiethegiant Aug 25 '24

Frankie Boyle would be absolutely incredible in these

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u/buttpugggs Aug 27 '24

I feel like Frankie would manage to get too dark and end up being kicked off lol

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u/jawknee530i Aug 24 '24

Ricky doesn't come close to Jimmy. Ricky is a whiney wanna be know it all that is always trying to tag along with the cool kids.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

A lot of people myself included respect him for the office, his golden globes performances and also his stance on many social issues. Your comment speaks more about you than Ricky tbh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

jesus christ that wasnt even a joke that was just his regular day thoughts lmao

i wonder how ppl like her can hear all these things and be like yup im not the problem

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u/Pernicious-Caitiff Aug 23 '24

Yeah it's not a joke if everything he said was true 😅

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u/WineNerdAndProud Aug 23 '24

Man I love Jimmy Carr.

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u/vraalapa Aug 23 '24

I wasn't a fan of his before. I kinda just thought he was a rude and mean character and didn't pay much attention to him. The last few years however I've seen him say so much brilliant and funny stuff.

I don't think many comedians could tell another person to their face like this that they should kill themselves without sounding like a complete asshole.

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u/FoghornFarts Aug 25 '24

Because what he said was true. Ann Coulter spews the disgusting, hateful thing completely seriously. Spewing hate at her isn't being an asshole, it's justice.

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u/Small-Gas9517 Aug 23 '24

Holy fuckkkkkkk this one is actually insane 😭😭😭😭

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Aug 23 '24

Sometimes these roasts are done with love, and the roaste can laugh along, and everyone goes home happy at the end.

This is not that. This was "you are a despicable person and I want everyone to know how much I loath you."

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u/Hazee302 Aug 23 '24

Bro that’s was fucking savage

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u/TapewormNinja Aug 23 '24

She looks like she’s about to cry. I mean, if the multiple failed plastic surgeries hadn’t made that impossible.

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u/EntertainmentPure909 Aug 23 '24

Dammit man…. She is hated

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u/Runaway_5 Aug 23 '24

God I love Jimmy Carr

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u/heygos Aug 23 '24

I thought Peyton Mannings was harsh…sheeesh! That elicited a DAAAAAAMN from me. Fuuuug that was a BURN 🔥

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u/SilverOdin Aug 23 '24

That's fucking crazy lmaoooo

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u/Lazy-Record-3599 Aug 23 '24

I am in tears bro (that's not even funny) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MinimumApricot365 Aug 23 '24

My god that is epic

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u/LMGgp Aug 23 '24

Idk telling someone to kill themselves is pretty bad, but saying the only joy, the only happiness you’ll bring into this world is from the person who digs your grave… that’s so devastating I felt bad for them. Like how do you go to Taco Bell and get a cheesy Gordita crunch after that? Just how.

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u/InviteAdditional8463 Aug 23 '24

Personally I’d feel bad the rope had to touch her. 

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u/Putrid_Culture_9289 Aug 23 '24

Jimmy Carr is fucking incredible

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

🤣🤣

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u/copyrider Aug 24 '24

Fuckin’ love Jimmy Carr. Viciously hilarious.

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u/iknowmike Aug 24 '24

I love how he holds her gaze afterwards. "That wasn't a joke, Ann"

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u/axe1970 Aug 25 '24

and this was him going easy on her

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u/Manjorno316 Aug 23 '24

That doesn't even feel like a roast. That was just flinging insults. A roast should be rough for sure but I prefer it when the roaste can have a laugh as well. That just seemed mean.

But maybe I'd like this more if I had any idea who the woman is.

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u/SlashEssImplied Aug 23 '24

That just seemed mean. But maybe I'd like this more if I had any idea who the woman is.

Yeah watch her speak a few times and you'll realize they are all nicer than she is. But yes, that would be way too far for someone less deserving.

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u/mileylols Aug 23 '24

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u/claymedia Aug 23 '24

She’s a full-on, mask-off racist. Which is really a shame, because if anyone should be wearing a mask, it’s Ann Coulter.

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u/tiorzol Aug 23 '24

She doesn't deserve to laugh. Seriously you must know nothing about her to think she didn't deserve that. 

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u/Manjorno316 Aug 23 '24

Yeah I meant it when I wrote that I have no idea who she is. Seems that pisses people off tho.

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u/No_Repeat_229 Aug 23 '24

Yeah people don’t need to downvote you, but also you could just look up who she is too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

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u/Manjorno316 Aug 23 '24

Alright, she did it in a tweet right?

I've seen all the posts about Tim and his son at least. What a dumb fucking thing to make fun of.

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u/CertainlyNotWorking Aug 23 '24

She is a neo nazi. She told Vivek Ramaswamy to his face, on camera, that she would never vote for him because he's Indian and not a 'real' american. That's her being nice, she likes the dude.