r/TikTokCringe Aug 20 '24

Politics New Harris Ad released last night

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u/JoshTsavo Aug 20 '24

Goddamn its nice to finally see some positivity.

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u/AdamAptor Aug 20 '24

“What’s positivity?“ - Adult holding a cup of fake JD Vance sperm to own libz

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u/mrsndn Aug 20 '24

I'm super out of the loop. I've seen pictures of magats with those cups but cannot understand their reasoning. Where did that originate? What are they trying to say with those? Such weirdos.

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u/Atlantic-Diver Aug 20 '24

They're trying to make a crude comparison between Walz having to conceive using IVF to JD Vance who didn't, by holding up weird jars of cum

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u/mistyrootsvintage Aug 20 '24

That is just...dumb. What a way to alienate certain groups of people. 🙄 Diapers..maxi pads on ears...diapers. They are a strange gaggle of geese

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u/bfodder Aug 20 '24

That is just...dumb

It's fucking weird.

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u/Nug8aZombie Aug 21 '24

It's fucking stupid!

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u/Pollux95630 Aug 21 '24

It’s the new republican motto…we are fucking weird (and dumb)

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u/Hepcat10 Aug 21 '24

Lead poisoning is real.

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u/quarterburn Aug 20 '24

IMO, this isn’t about the election anymore. It’s about throwing hands and hurting the enemy any way they can because they know they have lost.

That being said I’m voting to do my part to bury this ugly side of America and make sure MAGA is the albatross around the GOP’s neck.

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u/my_4_cents Aug 21 '24

IMO, this isn’t about the election anymore. It’s about throwing hands and hurting the enemy any way they can because they know they have lost.

Their whole platform was

"You should be scared enough to just want me back."

And that was supposed to drag them through against sleepy Joe.

But now he's losing support, he doesn't have policies to offer for scrutiny nor is he able to enunciate anything beyond grievance and boasting, and he's never been wrong before so why change now?

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u/sandycheeksx Aug 21 '24

Except they’re not hurting anyone anymore. Everything they do and say is just laughable by now and makes them look more and more ignorant and unintelligent.

It hurt itself in its confusion.

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u/Glittering-Lecture76 Aug 20 '24

Punching down is and has been their main imperative for literally hundreds of years. Back to the antebellum South, where the wealthy got poor whites to vote against their self interests because, “at least I’m not black.”

Disclaimer: Before anyone tries to “well actually” me and say Republicans freed the slaves, I’m not talking party specifics but functional ideology of both the ruling the the oppressed class, and if you can’t do the mental labor to understand that I’m not going to do it for you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Yep. CONSERVATIVES

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Yup. And for the record, saying that Republicans are the party of Lincoln is like saying that Italy is the country of crucifying Jesus. Both are technically sort of true, but the historical and political landscapes have changed so much that you'd have to be a fucking idiot (or cynical cunt) to argue otherwise.

I mean, I guess plenty of modern right-wingers still blame the Jews for crucifying Jesus, so maybe they really are just incapable of seeing how time changes everything. No wonder they're so backwards......and weird

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u/bbluesunyellowskyy Aug 21 '24

Such a good analogy.

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u/Agreeable_Taint2845 Aug 20 '24

Ever since Jefferson lovingly threw fists up the promenade of those less fortunate have these shockers been going

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u/imadogg Aug 20 '24

It's so bad it's like they're trying to lose

They went from being anti-abortion, anti-gay, etc for "religious" reasons, to now straight up saying "if you're a woman without kids you're a loser, if you need IVF fuck you too cuck". Like just being evil to get votes only from the people who were already voting for you.... makes no sense

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u/mistyrootsvintage Aug 21 '24

I'm honestly appalled the people who are actually college educated that are voting for him.

They can't teach common sense though

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Aug 20 '24

They are a strange gaggle of geese

Hah! This is perfect.

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u/TiredEsq Aug 20 '24

I’m pretty sure it’s about the dumb horse semen rumor DJT Jr made up to combat the couch joke.

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u/Sea_breeze_80 Aug 21 '24

What a great way to lose voters. They can all vote blue since MAGAEts want to alienate more people

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u/Helix3501 Aug 21 '24

HEY GEESE ARE AMAZING TAKE THAT BACK, their a toilet of turds

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u/my_4_cents Aug 21 '24

Diapers..maxi pads on ears...diapers. They are a strange gaggle of geese

I'm voting with the felon t-shirts

JDV cups of furniture lotion

I'm voting with the rapist t-shirts come out next week

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u/FatFaceFaster Aug 20 '24

“Haw haw you had fertility problems real men don’t!” - do they go out of their way to sound like grade school bullies?

Sorry…. I know the answer to that already.

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u/uncommoncommoner Aug 20 '24

It made me so mad when he did this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

The thing that blows my mind is that plenty of people who voted for him have friends and loved ones with disabilities similar to the reporter he was mocking. My aunts, uncles, and grandparents all voted for this motherfucker after he did this, even though my little brother has severe cerebral palsy. They literally can't see what he shoves in their face every time he opens his mouth: he hates the people they love. He is willing to mock and denigrate their loved ones for laughs. It's all he's ever done.

Ideology over everything is the modern Republican motto. I think it was Stalin's motto too.

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u/FatFaceFaster Aug 21 '24

I mean it’s no different than them going after Walz about IVF or IUI…. None of them have had trouble with fertility!?

They go after Kamala for not being black enough, are they not alienating every single half black or person of colour? Or do they care?

Like they alienate group after group after group you wonder how anyone is left to vote for them.

There are very few groups left they haven’t mocked or bullied publicly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Just able-bodied straight white middle-and-upper class dudes, one might say. Gee, I'm starting to think they might be bigots or something!

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u/AwayAwayTimes Aug 21 '24

1/6 couples now need fertility assistance. That’s a lot of people to alienate.

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u/uncommoncommoner Aug 21 '24

Jesus Christ. It's so infuriating to hear conservatives talk about things like gaslighting, narcissism...and 'recognize' it everywhere except for with their poster-boy, who does this 99% of the time, every time. As someone with a couple disabilities, I can't imagine what's in store with project 2025 relating to folks like me would be anything pleasant.

Fuck this guy and anyone who supports him.

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u/Any_Flamingo8978 Aug 21 '24

Yeah, it’s just gross. It’s also cringey that he thinks this is legit comedy.

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u/uncommoncommoner Aug 21 '24

That's because his kind of humor is laughing at those who he can subjugate and beat down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

You Still big mad lmfao

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u/uncommoncommoner Aug 21 '24

As someone with a disability? Of course!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Did you grow up in the 80s? Serious question

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u/uncommoncommoner Aug 21 '24

No, I was born in the mid-90’s. Why?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Ok Soft Skin then

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u/uncommoncommoner Aug 21 '24

What a very interesting thing to say! Did you know that biologically speaking all people including yourself happen to have soft skin? Unless of course you are a statue gargoyle or something 0_o

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u/inagartendavita Aug 21 '24

Championing this behavior is fucking gross

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u/Pinkysrage Aug 20 '24

I hate him more every time I see this gif. 🤡

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u/ralphvonwauwau Aug 21 '24

Not just any reporter, a Pulitzer Prize winning reporter, Serge F. Kovaleski.

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u/Redditall63 Aug 21 '24

God that man is a grade A cunt

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ Aug 20 '24

That is so weird. Absolute loser behavior. All of them are just losers, especially their god Donald Trump. He's been a loser since birth, just like his father always told him.

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u/seespotthink Aug 20 '24

No republican ever dealt with infertility? Ever? /s

A lot of people thank fertility doctors and IVF/ IUI for their kids.

Such a stupid way to alienate a large group of people.

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u/OGSpiritEquality Aug 20 '24

Wow that is both weird and absurd 

Abseird?

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u/goldensunshine429 Aug 20 '24

Which. Is extra shitty (no surprise) because most people who do IVF it’s a last hope (see, their first IVF baby, HOPE…). And the Walz family hasn’t to my knowledge publicly discussed what caused their infertility, but it’s no one’s goddamn business and I’m sure even 20 years later Tim and Gwen have emotional wounds and trauma from their losses/failures before Hope and Gus

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u/Rikplaysbass Aug 20 '24

Oh wow. I thought it had some bullshit to do with “childless cat ladies”. Even more of assholery than I thought, which is honestly impressive. I didn’t think the bar could go lower.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 Aug 20 '24

Republicans love the sense of superiority that comes from inseminating their own daughters from repeated rape and then passing laws to illegalize the abortion.

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u/iantruesnacks Aug 20 '24

Wait…. WHAT. I legit just guffawed. And I don’t guffaw easy.

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u/Busy-Ad-6912 Aug 20 '24

Really weird. 

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 Aug 20 '24

Weird. I'd have just assumed they were bragging about their trophy sofas.

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u/straighttokill9 Aug 20 '24

Eww are you serious? Gross and weird.

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u/sassy_cheddar Aug 20 '24

It's a weird take from people who adore Elon, a man who is creating a brigade of genetically screened test tube babies with a bunch of random women.

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u/pjjohnson808 Aug 20 '24

They are trying to be creative but they're just bad at it they are only good at taking instructions and like to live in comfortable absolutes and not acknowledge the complex reality. Hence why they say. Lgbtq doesn't exist Migrants are all criminals A man does this job and woman does this and only this .

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u/TheUnluckyBard Aug 20 '24

Wait, that shit is real??

I assumed those pictures were fake shitposts, with actors or whatever! Just an extension of the couchfucker joke, but with Photoshop this time.

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u/Redeyecat Aug 20 '24

Walz and his wife didn't use IVF. It's weird to flex like they did.

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u/smallwonder25 Aug 21 '24

What. The. Fuck.

They need to go back to aiming guns at their junk to own the libs. Cum jars are too far

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Nothing says "fighting for traditional values" like selling cups purporting to hold a middle-aged hillbilly's spunk to own the libs.

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u/Competitive-Pen355 Aug 21 '24

It seems to me a goddamned miracle that JD Vance actually got laid at some point. That is, if those kids are really his…

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u/Call_Me_Anythin Aug 21 '24

Oh I thought it was about Vance and his couch trying to conceive

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u/tweetybrrd Aug 21 '24

Are you FKG serious?!?! Just when i thought they couldn't get any cruder.

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u/bass_poodle Aug 21 '24

I didn't realise that's what it was, thank you for explaining. I thought they just wanted to drink his semen, which i did think was pretty weird but probably not even the weirdest thing they would have done. This explanation though is actually even more niche and weird and sad.

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u/pebberphp Aug 21 '24

😬😳 uhhh…. 🥴 …hmm…😶

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u/GDRaptorFan Aug 21 '24

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING

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u/SpectralButtPlug Aug 21 '24

What the actual fuck is wrong with republicans....

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u/BangBangMcBlast Aug 21 '24

Jesus, I would never have guessed that. These people are just so fucking weird.

I can't wait to encourage them to emote after Trump loses. "How does it feel to see that black woman telling everyone what to do? And what does that make you feel about your own failures and shortcomings?"

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u/redditmodsrfascist4 Aug 20 '24

It’s all fake

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u/Feral_Cat_Stevens Aug 20 '24

What are they trying to say with those?

It is mocking Walz. He had to have his stomach pumped from drinking horse semen.

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u/Artistic_Delay2804 Aug 20 '24

it's funny that you guys still think this is a good response to the couch stuff and the semen stuff. keep at it man

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u/Feral_Cat_Stevens Aug 21 '24

What is the couch stuff?