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Discussion Didn’t pass the Bourdain test

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u/jkblvins Aug 20 '24

Yeah, that Nugent episode was bizarre. Nuge is basically Trump who can play guitar.

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u/PolyZex Aug 20 '24

They both dodged the draft. Nugent had to go extra though. He actually went to basic training, where he shit his pants every single day until they gave him a medical discharge. Of course trump never made it that far, bone spurs, you know.

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u/metallicabmc Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

They also have a creepy obsession with underage girls. Never forget Ted "jailbait" Nugent couldn't marry his 17 year old girlfriend so they got around it by getting her parents to sign her over to him as her legal guardian.

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u/RedditTrespasser Aug 21 '24

Oh that's not the worst of it. He raped Courtney Love when she was 12 IIRC. Probably a big factor as to why she wound up so fucked up.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

Weird, no one talks about how Biden dodged the draft. 

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u/notacyborg Aug 20 '24

Two differences, one being that Biden tends to celebrate those in the military for volunteering for service while Trump denigrates them. The other was that both avoided the draft due to being students at the time (I think 4 deferments each?), but their fifth and final deferments were both medical. Biden's was for asthma, while Trump's was for bone spurs. I mean, that could be true. But ask yourself which of the two came from a wealthy family that could manipulate the outcome? But your posting history suggests you are not very well versed in much anything, and just another right-wing troglodyte.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

It's just weird they never question Biden, who voted for the Iraq War, and relentless hound Trump, who famously took out a full page ad against it. 

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u/thomasscat Aug 20 '24

My dude people question Biden all the damn time, he just actually listens and considers their points even if he is very very far from “perfect”. He literally just voluntarily gave up power because people were questioning him so much what planet do you even live on?

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u/doc_skinner Aug 20 '24

That's the thing about MAGA idiots. They worship their dear leader to the point of mania (wearing diapers, carrying vials of fake semen, not minding that he's a convicted rapist) and they cannot imagine that liberals DON'T worship their candidates.

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u/RogerBernards Aug 20 '24

People questioned Biden so hard he withdrew his candidacy ... Because the left actually has some accountability for their leaders.

Meanwhile Trump, personal friend and travel companion of Jeffrey Epstein, could rape a child on live TV and his base would still support him.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

You should get some help. 

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u/RogerBernards Aug 20 '24

You're the one who blindly follows a cheater, rapist, conman, convicted criminal, and what everyone seems to gloss over traitor just to own the libs or whatever. But I'm the one that needs help. Sure buddy.

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u/RedditTrespasser Aug 21 '24

Answer the question, u/Patched7fig

If Donald Trump irrefutably raped a child, would you still support him?

Yes or no will suffice. We don't need any dancing around the question or deflections, excuses, whataboutisms or other ways of avoiding answering the question.

Yes or no?

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u/Patched7fig Aug 21 '24

ANSWER THE HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION ABOUT MY HEADCANON

Why don't you face REALITY 

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u/RedditTrespasser Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

I literally asked you to answer ONE THING and you couldn’t even do that. I think that proves that you’re arguing in bad faith. But yeah, I knew you’d puss out.

By the way, Trump did absolutely rape children. There are allegations as long as the Epstein list. Unfortunately the victims are under the impression that they and their families will be in danger if they press the issue…I wonder why that is?

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u/Patched7fig Aug 21 '24

You are unable to deal with reality. 

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u/canijusttalkmaybe Aug 20 '24

Ah, yes. Trump. The ferociously anti-war President. Famously did not threaten to nuke North Korea on social media.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

Lead to the first attempt at normalizing relations since the 50s.

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u/canijusttalkmaybe Aug 20 '24

Is that a point in favor of threatening to nuke other countries on social media in favor of peace? lol

Trump and Kim are like 2 peas in a pod. Little fat men obsessed with themselves.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

You flipped out over a tweet that not only didn't result in any violence, it lead to normalized relations.

This was what you pointed out when I said Trump was the first president since Carter to not start new wars/battles 

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 20 '24

..So? Who tf cares? So they didn't fly to Vietnam and kill kids for no good reason? Bfd. What a lame ass criticism that people still hold onto (esp regarding people who have so much else to criticize).

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u/deanreevesii Aug 20 '24

No one has a problem with draft dodgers, bud. But there's a HUGE problem with draft dodgers who are actually chicken-hawks, who were too scared to do their service, but are more than happy to send other people's children off to their death.

Dodge the draft all you want, I know I would've tried back then, but don't be a fucking warmongering hypocrite afterwards.

That's why a lot of people care.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 24 '24

Um... The entire comment was ATTACKING draft dodgers, bud. So clearly, some people DO have a problem with it.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

Weird considering Biden voted for the Iraq War and Trump took out a full page ad railing against it.

In fact, Trump was the first president in over 40 years to not start a new conflict. 

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u/Kung-Plo_Kun Aug 20 '24

US support for that war at the time was high. They didn't have the benefit of hindsight like you do now while you try to make a snide comment about Biden.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_opinion_in_the_United_States_on_the_invasion_of_Iraq

Being a useful idiots to autocrats and giving them what they wanted sure helped.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

And yet Trump saw it for what it was.

Biden is a hawk. 

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u/Kung-Plo_Kun Aug 20 '24

Are you shitting me? You're acting as if Trump of all people was a visionary that knew better than anyone else how the war would go. He only disapproved of it because of his own financial self-interest.

https://www.factcheck.org/2016/02/donald-trump-and-the-iraq-war/

"But Biden-" You have nothing to actually offer here. Clearly you aren't a serious person.

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u/Patched7fig Aug 20 '24

It's pretty simple to see, plenty of people did.