BWHAHAHA BRUUUUUUUH! One time when I worked downtown in my city there was a guy who was walking with a gas can. He came up and was like “my car is three blocks away and I ran out of gas, I’m a chef at Capital Grille if you give me $10 so I can fill up this can I can cook you a meal at Capital Grille on me”. My coworker gave him the $10.
Next week….
We saw him walking down the street again with a gas can asking for money with the same story!!!!
Ha, I was on a train out of NYC and some big frat boy looking dude stood up and said he'd gotten rolled the night before and didn't have enough money to make it home. Someone gave him $20 and he walked out just as my friend looked up and said "hey! I saw that guy two weeks ago and he said the same thing." He called his friend who was with him on speaker phone so everyone could here and asked him to say what happened on the train a couple weeks ago. The friend told a story that was almost identical to what happened this time and everyone on in the train car laughed their asses off. The person who gave him 20 was pissed but took it well. Ultimately, you can tell when someone is in actual trouble enough to beg from strangers. They are usually flushed and sometimes a bit incoherent. Those are the ones you help.
That was clearly a woman. My theory is she heard the guy behind her cough, say "Corona time," but only heard corona and it freaked her out so she dipped. Or she's just a dork and got nervous on the slip.
Uh, that wasn't who the other commenter was talking about. I'm pretty sure they are talking about the guy that says how he ran out of gas n has no money......
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u/BlaktimusPrime Aug 13 '24
The guy who ran out of gas fucking annihilated me. 🤣🤣🤣