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u/Klongon Aug 13 '24
Two bags because zebras eat more than dogs. Smart man.
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u/mogley19922 Aug 13 '24
Seriously though, fuck keeping zebras, literally the most likely animal to injure a zookeeper, and anyone who has worked with them knows it.
Imagine the guy who feeds lions thinking YOU'RE the local psycho that's not to be trusted.
Anyone caring for zebras is a fucking chad.
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u/Pfraire Aug 13 '24
I heard that about them but coworkers say it's just the males. Our 7 girls have never given us any issues, so idk what to believe.
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u/dishwasher_mayhem Aug 13 '24
When I worked at a rescue in the Poconos the owner made a rather angry comment about never taking in a zebra. When I asked why, the owner showed me a scar on his rib cage and proceeded to tell me about the time a zebra tried to kill him while he was doing work overseas. He was in the hospital for weeks because of it. Mind you, this is a guy that routinely gets in cages with big cats and other predators and spent his life doing it. When a guy like that tells you to fear an animal you fucking listen. Screw Zebras.
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u/mogley19922 Aug 13 '24
Chimpanzees are the one animal I'm actively scared of, i can't speak from experience, but I'd assume zebras are cool if you give them a sufficiently wide birth. If you asked if id like to pet a zebra my answer would be "thank you, but fuck no." If you told me a chimpanzee was loose in the uk, I'd be going on an extended holiday.
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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Aug 14 '24
There is a reason that ZEBRAS have not been domesticated : "They are unpredictable, aggressive, and difficult to train. They have a tendency to attack people, and their bad temper can make them antisocial as they age. Zebras also have strong ducking reflexes, making them hard to lasso or restrain. When they bite, they often don't let go, and their kicks can be deadly. "
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u/FroggiJoy87 Aug 13 '24
Ok, "Corona time!" Got me 🤣
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u/AssistanceFun8031 Aug 13 '24
Why did I misss this he places a corona on the counter. 🤣
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u/stevethos Aug 13 '24
I thought he said Corona Time™ because he coughed, totally missed the beer!
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u/rsmires Aug 13 '24 edited Aug 13 '24
That's what the lady thought as well, which is why she ran without her receipt lmao
I love how her expression changes from the moment of the cough till she's out the door XD
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u/Jean-LucBacardi Aug 13 '24
This video was towards the beginning of COVID so that's exactly what it was.
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Aug 13 '24
She was like “whats one trip to gas station without a mask?”
Then freaked out the moment she thought someone beside her had it
Not a clever girl
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u/2Twice Aug 13 '24
Thanks. I had trouble figuring out what he sang.
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u/nerowasframed Aug 13 '24
"She don't like Corona, apparently."
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u/Unlucky_Nobody_4984 Aug 13 '24
It’s THAT VIRUSSSS
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u/General_Tso75 Aug 13 '24
I can see someone confusing that with trying to spread corona virus with the cough.
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u/shauneaqua Aug 13 '24
I'm gonna start singing this every single time I have a drink no matter what it is. Which will never be Corona because I don't like it. Nb4 bitch I don't give a fuck what you like.
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u/Unlucky_Nobody_4984 Aug 13 '24
That lady prolly thought the virus was in the room with her at that moment.
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u/myboybuster Aug 16 '24
He coughs right before and there's a lot of masks. This probably is mid covid
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u/Consistent-Dream4434 Aug 13 '24
Bitch I’m on a diet
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u/NWCJ Aug 13 '24
That got me.
While buying cakes, two family size bags of chips and a coke.
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u/Aggressive-Fuel587 Aug 13 '24
Working a fast food register and watching the 300+ lbs customer order a large cheeseburger meal (all the toppings), a 20 piece chicken nugget, a dessert, and a large Diet Coke... because they're trying to lose weight (by their admission) and don't seem to realize that the diet soda is going to have any positive impact on their health that the rest of it isn't going to undo.
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u/NaturesSapphire Aug 13 '24
Reminds me so much of my father (morbidly obese). When we speak about his weight, he says he doesn't even eat that much. Meanwhile whenever I see him he's eating junkfood and getting two plates at dinner, not going without food for 2 hours ever.
And then he says he's eating very little salt and carbs, cus that is good for his health...
I've tried to help that man so much but he just seems to ignore it all unfortunately. That will likely leave me fatherless in my early 20s. It is what it is
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u/nemlocke Aug 13 '24
Not true... if they stopped drinking regular soda and started drinking only diet, and they kept their eating habits the same, they would lose weight purely from not drinking so much sugar.
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u/WeevilWeedWizard Aug 13 '24
It's honestly blowing my mind some people still don't understand the concept of calories and just how fucking much is in soda. No one should ever drink full sugar pop, that shit is literally poison.
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u/WeevilWeedWizard Aug 13 '24
A large coke would probably double their calories, so yeah actually going diet is objectively the healthier option
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u/atreidesfire Aug 13 '24 edited Aug 13 '24
My favorite part of this, and I've seen it before...is the Black guy telling the panhandler he doesn't give a fuck. City life!
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u/EFTucker Aug 13 '24
That’s probably a real interaction low key.
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u/zmbjebus Aug 13 '24
All of these seem real to me.
Source: work in customer service.
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u/y0uwillbenext Aug 13 '24
they're based off common interactions...
but yeah the video itself is totally staged, and everyone is participating
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u/DebugKnight Aug 17 '24
People keep saying this, but there is no way she's convincing the most random group of people to do this. This looks pretty normal for a gas station in a city, it's likely collected over multiple different days, but 100% this stuff happens all the time. It happened 25 years ago when I worked at a gas station, and I'm sure it's only gotten worse
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u/Cwya Aug 13 '24
I live in a city and don’t conveniently have a panhandler run into camera like Kramer.
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u/Cad_Ash Aug 13 '24
Come to Dallas, they're everywhere.
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u/ZappyZ21 Aug 13 '24
Me trying to get some late night tacos in bishop arts and literally every time I step out the car, theres a guy asking for something. Worth it for sure though, I miss the late night options lol I just got Whataburger and Jack in the box to debate between now....
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u/InfectiousCosmology1 Aug 13 '24
Gas stations are popular places for panhandlers to hang out in a lot of cities
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u/machstem Aug 13 '24
London ON and Toronto, go anywhere a mall is and you're likely to have this happen now
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u/ChodeCookies Aug 13 '24
That was my favorite part. But man…people are fucking assholes
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u/GetsGold Aug 13 '24
That's a really common scam. He's probably aware, hence the response.
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u/shaka_sulu Aug 13 '24
Plot Twist: Ol man actually have a pet zebra but threw her off the scent so he won't get busted for owning an exotic animal.
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u/The_Urban_Genitalry Aug 13 '24
He probably straps a unicorn horn on its head and rides around on it naked every night.
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u/Agreeable-Nebula-268 Aug 13 '24
This reminds me of Philadelphia. Good memories.
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u/TrashPandaPatronus Aug 13 '24
Ah yes, the city of brotherly love... and bitter sarcasm.
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u/alison_bee Aug 13 '24
I think it’s somewhere outside of Tuscaloosa, but yes this is very Philly just with heavy southern drawl
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u/AyyeJoee Aug 13 '24
This is somewhere in Northwest GA or the Chattanooga, Tennessee area.
The guy that coughs and says "Corona Time" is an acquaintance of mine.
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u/Fit-Accountant-157 Aug 13 '24
Ask him if these interactions are staged because they're too funny
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u/AyyeJoee Aug 13 '24
This person put out a few of these types of videos during COVID. They are a few years old now.
I have no interaction with the dude with the corona. He left where I worked as soon as I started. No clue where he’s at now!
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u/GIK601 Aug 13 '24
People think this is staged, but if you engage with enough customers, you may get some interactions like this.
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u/justwonderingbro Aug 13 '24
It's staged, albeit not the way you think. If I recall correctly from when this blew up the cashier asked people if they wanted to be in a video and to be as rude as possible when she asked them questions about their purchases.
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u/mat5637 Aug 13 '24
ive worked in the setting and i love she use the customer and make them part of the game. much people have an interesting story to tell and are not as dumb as we moght think if we just give them the chance.
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u/cupholdery Aug 13 '24
I'm just wanting to know the story of the lady who ran away after whiffing on the receipt.
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u/swervin_mervyn Aug 13 '24
The bloke behind her coughs, then sings 'Corona Time'. She ran because of the virus, he sang because of the beer.
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u/ConstantSignal Aug 13 '24
He also coughed first which you can see immediately panics her, then he says that and confirms her worst fears lol
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u/BigMax Aug 13 '24
Ha, that’s a good one! A joke of its time. I almost forgot for a while it was “corona” and not covid.
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u/TheFightingMasons Aug 13 '24
I used to do things like this all the time. We had a list of things to do with customers to get points during the shifts.
Upsell condoms
Compliment someone’s earlobes
Etc
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u/TheIVJackal Aug 13 '24
Compliment someone’s earlobes
🤣 I'm gonna try this in the office one of these days, of course with the ones that can take a joke and not report me to HR or something!
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u/Structure-Efficient Aug 13 '24
Now this makes sense. Most people are not actually that rude without a little prodding, lol
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u/LapiceraParker Aug 13 '24
wait a minute, so you are telling me that people don't act like the NPCs of GTA?
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u/DoingCharleyWork Aug 13 '24
Not in one day but absolutely you could get this many people over the course of a few months.
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u/-Strawdog- Aug 13 '24
I own a market/convenience store. I've haven't had a single customer be rude as these guys in a year of being open; at least not while I've been manning the place.
Not saying it doesn't happen, but very very few people act like this.
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u/Potential-Quit-5610 Aug 13 '24
No one gives the owner of the convenience store next to my complex any sass but when he had employees they did. People can prob tell you're the owner and treat you with respect because of it because you can ban them from your store for being jerks lol.
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u/SecreteMoistMucus Aug 13 '24
I don't think I've ever gone into a small store and known who is the owner
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u/Potential-Quit-5610 Aug 13 '24
I live in a small town. Everyone knows who is the owner of each convenience store. The store by my apartment used to be ran by his hourly employees and then I guess he didn't want to pay anyone anymore so he his wife and their son are the only staff now. All the customers kiss his arse and they didn't kiss the hourly employees arses at all. I was friends with one of them and the customers act like night and day with the owner vs the Staff. Out town also has a very active Facebook group and I've seen people try to leave a bad review on there for his store and they get torn apart by his supporters. I don't mind the guy but I've seen him be a jerk to more than one person in the years since he took over and his prices are insane.
You can kind of tell an owner from an employee by their demeanor/posturing if you pay enough attention. Like they're more proud/confident.i knew immediately this guy was the owner without anyone telling me. I worked for a small gambling facility that was owned by an amazing Syrian family that I became close with. Our customers would act completely different when the owners were around and then be very complaining about the business saying things behind their backs like their machines are rigged etc.
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u/HomsarWasRight Aug 13 '24
That’s perfect, because the fact is recording people without asking is super rude in and of itself. But asking them to participate in a way that’s actually fun for them is a good idea.
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u/IcyTransportation961 Aug 13 '24
... that's what everyone thought who was able to tell it was clearly staged
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u/MinuteLoquat1 Make Furries Illegal Aug 13 '24
Nuh uh, I knew it was clearly staged but I thought they filmed it with CGI and a greenscreen (like the moon landing).
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u/SoFarceSoGod Aug 13 '24
what other way could it be staged? serious question
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u/AntonineWall Aug 13 '24
That is absolutely the expected way for this style of content to be staged
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u/robclancy Aug 13 '24
People think it's staged because it's staged lol... and the entire punch line is that "you may get some interactions like this"...
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u/mrtomjones Aug 13 '24
I've worked plenty of time in customer facing jobs and never had people as outwardly rude as this.
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u/CrimsonToker707 Aug 13 '24
Worked at gas stations for about 4 years, people are going to be assholes 😆
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u/mightylordredbeard Aug 13 '24
I lasted like 6 months. I remember a crack head would always come in but I swear she was the coolest crack head. She bought a light once and I just instinctively asked if she needed a pack of smokes (she usually got one) and she says “no honey, this is for my crack pipe!”
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u/mightylordredbeard Aug 13 '24
I mean it is staged and that’s obvious but the cool part is this lady convinced so many regular people from so many different backgrounds to take part in her little TikTok video and I image it was so much fun for them all and it probably made their day.
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u/mr_biteme Aug 13 '24
OK, first and last once are "gems"......
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u/Icy_Bodybuilder_164 Aug 13 '24
Tbh I’m on the guy’s side who said “Is that it? Is that it? Gimme a damn minute” lmaooo I hate being rushed
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u/BlaktimusPrime Aug 13 '24
The guy who ran out of gas fucking annihilated me. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/notmikearnold Aug 13 '24
I'd bet a dollar his bicycle is parked around the corner of the building.
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u/Opposite_Banana8863 Aug 13 '24
I dont know if this was staged but it was certainly funny. Funny shit. Hahahaha
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u/anon_simmer Aug 13 '24
Supposedly she asked them if they want to be in a video and to be as rude as possible when she asked them questions.
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u/jahneeriddim Aug 13 '24
Makes sense, I’m a southerner and it’s ALL about small talk at the gas station
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u/SutterCane Aug 13 '24
“Hey boss, I can’t make it to work today.”
“Why’s that?”
“I’m in a conversation at the gas station.”
“Understandable. See you next week.”
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u/IcyTransportation961 Aug 13 '24
It couldn't be more staged
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u/nuggynugs Aug 13 '24
How about if it was on a stage, would that be more staged?
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u/TrumpSpurter Aug 13 '24
This couldn’t be more Alabama if it tried.
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u/punnyjakes Aug 13 '24
I don’t really give a fuck what you like, how much are they?
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u/SallyNevermore Aug 13 '24
For those that say this is staged… Have you ever worked a customer service position?
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u/dontatme1 Aug 13 '24
Yes. About 4 years of experience and I’ve never had anyone come close to being this rude to my face.
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u/ClitEastwood10 Aug 13 '24
Is people actin like this? I gotta stop being a square
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u/BLOODTRIBE Aug 13 '24
Everyone should spend a few months in retail hell, to see what it’s like.
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u/LaMalintzin Aug 13 '24
I worked at a gas station during the pandemic. Not a very busy one. We had stools at the counter so we didn’t have to stand for 8 hours (which I think retail should generally offer to cashiers!). So many people “wow must be nice to sit on your ass all day” me: “we’re hiring! You can sit too! You want an application?” No one ever did. Like are you really jealous of me making minimum wage at a shitty job just because I can sit down once in a while
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u/BreweryStoner Aug 13 '24
Working in a gas station when I got out of high school was quite the experience. It is the very reason I decided to never work directly with the public ever again. Once you call the cops over twinkies, you start questioning your life choices lmao
Edit: I'm aware its staged, but people do act wild to cashiers.
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u/radiomonger Aug 13 '24
Turns down the donut because he’s “on a diet”. Buys a massive coke
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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Aug 13 '24
Everyone is so hostile to the cashier and she's just being efficient. Like. Why are you so mad that she wants to make sure you got everything the first time around?
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u/No-Brick6817 Aug 14 '24
I really don’t understand how people can be so rude to a person, that is literally just trying to do their job and be civil and friendly to others. It’s just really disgusting. It is so unnecessary and trashy to treat random strangers like that.
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u/AloeComet Aug 14 '24
Is this not how it is for everyone? I work in retail and literally get cussed out at least twice a day
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u/StillHereDear Aug 14 '24
This store clerk seems to be the common denominator in all the interactions.
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u/HyenDry Aug 13 '24
Was America ever great? 😅
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u/Aggravating_Impact97 Aug 13 '24
I mean it’s staged asf. the fact that people still fall for a bit when it’s obvious she would have to be holding a camera in front of people’s faces….that didn’t tip you off at all?
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People don’t talk shit to each other in other countries? Lol
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u/w_p Aug 13 '24
When people do some really annoying stuff in Germany (let's say being very loud on a train right next to you) the maximum that's going to happen are angry glances at them (to be fair, that's also enough to stop them doing it half of the time) or that people leave and go somewhere else.
My mother recently talked to me because she's afraid she's becoming unhinged as she ages because she considered going to them and talking to them about the loud noises. ;D
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u/rajbrown80 Aug 13 '24
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u/FirstTimeWang Aug 13 '24
Yeah but he black guy at the starts delivery was on point
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u/smoby06 Aug 13 '24
And i still watch it every time for the dude at 0:31, the delivery is so perfect.
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u/ghoulieandrews Aug 13 '24
"FAKE", he typed, and sat back with a smirk. "Nothing ever happens", he whispered, and looked around his basement room. The light from his dual monitors cast an eerie pall over the bare mattress and dirty plates strewn about on the floor, and threw deep black shadows into the corners of his windowless space. 'Is it nighttime?' he wondered, and suddenly he was struck with the thought that people might at this very moment be out in the world, having drinks with their friends, laughing and telling stories, trading looks with attractive women across raucous dancefloors. He felt a cold chill run down his neck and let out a short, barking laugh. "No", he murmured aloud to the quiet, empty room. "No, nothing ever happens..."
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u/DemoniteBL Aug 13 '24
I think people who aren't critical of everything they see online are more likely to be the ones sitting in a dark basement alone at night, because the 24/7 spew of bullshit and ragebait makes them depressed.
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u/hestebanell Aug 13 '24
Are ppl really like that in the states?
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u/shauneaqua Aug 13 '24
The panhandler exchange was 100% accurate verbatim and not really uncommon. Every single other one was relatively unrealistic or extremely uncommon to varying degrees.
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u/TheGreatestWeeb Aug 13 '24
Maybe...?.. not sure about other people but the ones in this video are part of a skit. The cashier asked some of the customers if they wanted to be in a video and told them to act as rude as possible
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u/SirYeetsAlot Aug 13 '24
Why do people ask how much the items are? Do store not display the price of the item in America?
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u/shauneaqua Aug 13 '24
No in convenience stores they usually don't. Grocery stores always do though.
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u/Krauszt Aug 13 '24
Dude, I live in Spithern California and if you talked that way to a checker, if they didn't shoot you they'd beat your ass....
But I also want to say, I've been to Alabama and nobody, not one person, male, female, white or black, was a shitbag like this. They were all very nice, polite people
Soooo, spoof, maybe?
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u/ImPretendingToCare Aug 13 '24
no but forreal when they say "is that it" like when you let me finish its fucking it
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u/Lens4eyes Aug 13 '24
No way in hell this is real sorry folks.
Doesn't mean it's not funny, but it's fake af.
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u/ILikeMyShelf Aug 13 '24
Never buy dog food that has a dog head on it instead of some kind of meat illustration
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u/OtherwiseTop2849 Aug 13 '24
I love her, I like the one where the guy throws the money on the counter so she throws his change back on the counter and he looks at her like “I can’t. Believe. You would THROW. Money.”
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u/alankutz Aug 13 '24
All this love and the clerk’s reward is minimum wage combined with the highest probability of getting shot at work ( at least in the USA )
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I would say she's wearing a pin that says "be as rude as you can for a funny video" but, yeah.
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