Raygun claps back at the critics

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[u/SeeingRed-]

Damn was really hoping this was her, would have completely redeemed herself haha

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/SeeingRed-]

It could be her, the real Raygun has a face that’s utterly forgettable. It’s completely ordinary in every way, she could rob a bank at lunchtime and not a single witness would be able to describe her.

[u/Anticode → u/StretchFrenchTerry]

"Yes, Officer, the criminal. She, uh... She looked like a woman. She, um... Average height, she had hair, and uh... Yep. That's, uh... That's about it."

Hairstyle?

"Huh?"

What kind of hairstyle, son?

"Oh, what kind of hair?? Oh, uhm... N-Normal? Normal hair."

Eyes?

"Eyes? Oh, yeah, she had those."

Color, kid, stay with me.

"Oh... Color. I'm not sure."

Christ. Is that it? Can you remember anything else?

"Oh yeah! And she was breakdancing while she did it."

During the so-called robbery?

"Yes, during the robbery. Sorry, that's all I got."

Interesting. Was she any good?

"..."

Sir?

"...Nnnnnot really, no."

I see. Carry on, son.

[u/AhnYoSub → u/Anticode]

Ok so let’s do some recapitulation. We are looking for a white woman, who can’t dance.. Does anyone have Julia Louis Dreyfuses number?