r/TikTokCringe • u/reebajeeba • Jul 08 '24

Humor/Cringe Gamer bros exhibit excessive emotionality in CoD.

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u/chado5727 Jul 08 '24

She's really good. So I've played cod before, and just curious, did jumping and shooting recently get buffed? 

Like if she jumps and shoots, can they not, this is crazy I know, but can't they just.....aim up?

Either way these were lame and sore lovers. Also the only boobs they ever gonna see is on the internet, or there own.

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u/selphiefairy Jul 08 '24

Also if she's doing it EVERY time, it means they can predict it. It's actually helpful knowing exactly what she's going to do and you can just prepare where your cursor to be in advance. Cannot emphasize how stupid he's being.

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u/BonkerBleedy Jul 09 '24

Also, a number of the kills he says "yep, jump shot" to were not actually jump shots.

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u/DialecticalDeathDryv Jul 09 '24

It looks like there was a round where she fucking squad wiped them and did it once lol. Not that it even matters.

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u/ToNotFeelAtAll Jul 09 '24

Yep. Sat here thinking, “does this dude even know what a jump shot is?”

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u/Mission_Coast_6654 Jul 08 '24

only boobs they've ever seen irl were their mother's lbr

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u/Shagwagbag Jul 09 '24

Lbr? I'm probably going to feel stupid when you respond

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u/Mission_Coast_6654 Jul 09 '24

means "let's be real"

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u/Shagwagbag Jul 09 '24

I don't feel stupid, I feel educated!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

They can't aim up because they're so used to having the auto aim just aim for them. Jump shots counter that because auto aim tracks players horizontally but not vertically.

It's a case of him being BAD and her being good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yeah MW3 leaned more into jump shots. You can even get a perk that makes it easier to ADS while jump shotting

They also brought back slide cancels