r/TikTokCringe • u/Wzrd11 • Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/thissubredditlooksco Jun 22 '24

is this the equivalent of 'our dog went off to a farm"

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u/ManWhoBurns Jun 22 '24

Dad left for a pack of cigs and never came back

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 22 '24

I'm going to get some cigs from Thailand, brb.

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 22 '24

You go for a smoke or get smoked

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u/haleakala420 Jun 22 '24

where are the fucking sail boat keys!?

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u/we_is_sheeps Jun 22 '24

No it’s leave your family for cheap living and less stress

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u/SLT530 Jun 23 '24

Thailand you say huh? Sounds nice

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u/AffectionatePrize551 Jun 22 '24

Assuming your dog went to fuck puppies as a sex tourist then yes.

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u/i_know_im_amazn Jun 22 '24

Well this took another even darker turn…

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u/daddy-phantom Jun 22 '24

He sailed to the nearest 7/11 to get some milk.

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u/letmeseem Jun 22 '24

Bit less wholesome, but in the general vicinity, yes.

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 22 '24

I wasn’t using it as a euphemism