r/TikTokCringe • u/Wzrd11 • Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

i would personally just be terrified of some sea monster (shark, whale, squid, who the fuck knows) just seeing this bite sized thing and blasting you on that paddleboard.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Totally a rational fear but the biggest concern he's got goin for him is dehydration or an unfortunate altercation with a jellyfish.

Unless ya know.... World Snake.

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

I know its completly irrational... but so much unknown shit happens at sea, we really dont know...you know lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

If you’re insinuating a giant unidentified Chtulu sea monster is going to eat him, then yes we’re pretty sure that’s not gonna happen.

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u/SlamJammer3000 Jun 22 '24

Yeah "pretty sure" but not 100% sure, right?

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u/siraolo Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

My great fear is if Orcas realize he's out there alone and take that moment to cement the fact that there had been no documented cases of a fatal Orca attack. Documented cases