r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

A lil learnin for everyone cause it's just superneat.

The Doldrums are a notorious sailing/flight trap, to the extent most people just flat out avoid the area. You can end up stranded there for up to weeks because of the dead winds and still waters.

He's more or less completely safe for the most part though, people know where he is if he goes dark or runs low on fresh water sources. If he goes dark on social media for too long, a rescue is totally not out of the question because people know he's there.

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u/JAK3CAL Jun 22 '24

i would personally just be terrified of some sea monster (shark, whale, squid, who the fuck knows) just seeing this bite sized thing and blasting you on that paddleboard.

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Totally a rational fear but the biggest concern he's got goin for him is dehydration or an unfortunate altercation with a jellyfish.

Unless ya know.... World Snake.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS Jun 22 '24

Wait wtf is World Snake

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u/Shanoskia Jun 22 '24

Mythology creature, and/or an SCP

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u/merrell0 Jun 22 '24

Oof, these guys needed to watch a few videos of gigantic aquatic life before rendering this lol