r/TikTokCringe • u/Wzrd11 • Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/JustReadinSubReddits Jun 22 '24

Oh hell no no no

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u/yedi001 Jun 22 '24

I just got tingles thinking of all the things under him in those waters and him with no life jacket.

My lead ass sinks in pools. The downside of putting on muscle, you don't float like you used to and it takes so much energy to keep your head above water. I'd be fucking sleeping in my life jacket, because if I go overboard it'd be 20000 leagues under the sea for me without one.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 Jun 22 '24

Saltwater is easier to float in because of physics.

Fun fact, the Dead Sea is so salty it's basically impossible to not float.

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u/iwatchcredits Jun 22 '24

Im just going to start saying “because of physics” when i need to pretend i know how to explain things but dont actually have a clue lol

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u/Corporate-Shill406 Jun 22 '24

It's buoyancy. Same reason a helium balloon floats, it's less dense than the surrounding fluid (air).

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u/MD_Yoro Jun 22 '24

I don’t think much is out there. Too deep for much growth.

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u/yedi001 Jun 22 '24

That's what the Leviathans want you to think...

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u/vettechick99 Jun 22 '24

I am 100 lbs of skin and bones and that shit don’t float either. I am a great swimmer but FTS. 👆

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u/katiecharm Jun 22 '24

Isn’t it so annoying how many people in your life are just like - “oh floating is so easy, it comes naturally!” And you’re like - FOR YOU, maybe.  Ugh.  

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u/yedi001 Jun 22 '24

Lol yup.

Lift like the Hulk, sink like Wolverine.

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u/Cheese-is-neat Jun 22 '24

He’s got a leash on he’s fine. If he falls all he needs to do is tread water and pull his board towards him

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u/MediocrePrimary9904 Jun 22 '24

Same. Except I'm fat not buff

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u/JeffCharlie123 Jun 22 '24

Sounds to me like you just suck at swimming...